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[ERROR] No.10046709 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

WHAT WILL /tg/ BE LIKE IN THE FAR FUTURE

Think 1000 years.

>> No.10046723

Archived for future prosperity.

>> No.10046724

Once humans invented nukes, the extinction clock started. I'll be surprised if we make it to 2200.

>> No.10046726

Twenty different boards, or non existant.

>> No.10046740

What's this /tg/ you're speaking of? There is only /b/.

>> No.10046749

>>10046724

More like 2020. N.Korea just expelled all S.Koreans and cut off all diplomatic relations. Shit's getting real bro.

Oh man, this is such an awesome time to be joing the army.

>> No.10046753

People bitching how 4e was the last good system.

>> No.10046759

Fucking jocks messing with our holodeck settings.


Seriously, my campaign's BBEG turned into a giant cock mid monologue.

>> No.10046763

Warhammer's gone under. It's been forgotten by the public for hundreds of years.

We're still talking about it.

>> No.10046776

It will be /tg/ - touhou games

>> No.10046778

>>10046759
I lol'd hard

>> No.10046783

Furry porn is still being spamed.

>> No.10046785

>>10046763
>>10046763
>>10046763

That means its a static game, and all about the modeling and playing.

>> No.10046786

In The Grim Darkness Of The Future, There Is Only Weeabo.

>> No.10046791

>>10046724
I'm thinking singularity or extinction before 2100.

>> No.10046799

>>10046709
It's 54th Edition.

>> No.10046807

We'll all be wishing we were cool americans and lived in an interesting era of terrorism and nuclear uncertainty, the starting of the space era, birth of the web (which intself will have whole mythologies attached to it) instead of our shallow but perfect robotic lives.

Basically today will become the idealised past neckbeards of the future will wish they could have lived in.

>> No.10046810

>>10046785
This is news?

>> No.10046813

>>10046749
This is how holding a war in stasis for nearly sixty years comes back to bite you. Eventually somebody snaps and the war's resumption becomes similar to a dam bursting.

I only hope that they can defuse this before it becomes Land War in Asia #3 for the U.S.

>> No.10046815

I'll finally get some sex.

>> No.10046824

>>10046815
Macha?

>> No.10046831

>>10046824
Now that's plain crazy talk.

>> No.10046836

>>10046807
"What's all this about a +1 Assault Rifle? AK47s deserve much better than that. Much much better than that" ?

>> No.10046841

>>10046831
No, I was asking the poster if she was Macha. You assume that I didn't think she was delusional if she was Macha, in which case you would be wrong.

>> No.10046850

>>10046709

ITT: people assuming there will be a recognizable civilization left in 1000 years.

>> No.10046855

DIRECT NEURAL INTERFACE

>> No.10046857

1000 years from now, "d20" will be a popular, but understandably complicated, 20-dimensional pen and paper RPG.

Warhammer 40k will still be around. The fluff will be exactly the same.

>> No.10046863

>>10046841
I meant you're crazy for even assuming that could be Macha.

>> No.10046869

and here I was hoping this would be a jo thread.

>> No.10046874

>>10046783
Only now it's full-sensory-perception immersive, interactive furry porn. You can feel the chesttuft. Mmm.

>>10046791
>singularity
lolno. Outside of fluffy FUTURE SCIENCE like the above, not going to happen. Technical extinction is pretty unlikely too, but being smashed back to the pre-industrial age and without the fossil fuel reserves needed to bootstrap back into the nuclear era is plausible and would spell the twilight of the human race.

>> No.10046880

>>10046813
>>10046813

Nah, fuck that. We just sit back with our navy and airforce and laugh until N. Korea attacks someone. And if they use nukes or violate any rules, we get most of the UN and EU together for massive ass-stompings.

It's gonna be a grand ol' time.

>> No.10046881

>>10046749
Seriously

People in the U.S. army might be the only survivors of the nuclear holocaust.

And then I will call my self Roger Maxson.

And we will form the Brotherhood of Steel.

>> No.10046905

>>10046881
If Americans were Russians, then yes, why not.

>> No.10046911

>>10046881
>Implying the USA wouldn't be turned into a nuclear wasteland
Face it, the way to be a survivor of a full-scale nuclear war is to live in some completely unimportant village of a non-nuclear power. Not one that has a missile/airbase agreement with a nuclear power, either.

>> No.10046920

>>10046911

And don't live down wind of anything even remotely important.

>> No.10046937

>>10046920
Airborn radiation exposure is PROBABLY going to be a lesser concern than airborn dust and solar shading effects fucking up crop growth. Water source contamination could really ruin your day, though.

>> No.10046944

>>10046905
Are you one of those who thinks that Russia is some powerful country anymore. They were heading that way 2 years ago. Not anymore.
>>10046911
I am counting on it turning into a nuclear wasteland

Have you not played a single game of the Fallout series?

>> No.10046975

>>10046944
>>10046937
>>10046920
>>10046911
>>10046881
>Implying a worldwide nuclear exchange is an opportunity to show how macho you are and not, in fact, a patently unsurvivable apocalypse.

>> No.10046992

This genuinely terrifies me.

Not the war, but the "how things we like will change in the future". I mean face it, most of us are 16-25~ prime of our lives. Emprah willing we live to 70+ we're gonna feel our mortality something fierce.

things like Mass Effect and Dragon Age will not just be old, they'll be ARCHAIC. These are recent things with top notch graphics on the latest systems for us now. Yet people will be talking about them like we talk about pac-man or pong. Being old must be fucking terrifying.

>> No.10047010

>patently unsurvivable

Humans will live through it, we'll live through god damned near anything. Civilization on the other hand will not.

>> No.10047070

>>10046975
Pfft, we'll find a way, can't kill EVERYONE.
>>10046992
Oh god wat I probably own't be able to figure out the videogames. I'm gonna do all I can to keep up with technology as it advances.
>>10047010
AND THATS WHY I WILL FORM THE BROTHERHOOD OF STEEL

>> No.10047106

>>10046869
Have some Jo

>> No.10047111

We rats 'ave inherited the bloody Earff. Have fun chillin' in outside drum an' bass mankind, sorted!

>> No.10047114

>>10046944
PROTIP: Fallout runs on 1950s pulp sci-fi rules. Ok, they did try to go for hard sci-fi in a few places (the manual's information on radiation exposure, for example), but we don't have GECKs or water chips. From what I recall, the original two games (i.e. the canon ones) never touch on how the Brotherhood get food and potable water, the landscape is actually mostly rad-free, and somehow education has continued through societal collapse sufficiently that people can maintain laser and plasma weapons. Ammo hasn't run out, either, despite nothing even approaching an industrial base being reconstructed.

The real world is more Threads, I'm afraid.

>> No.10047119

>>10047106

>> No.10047125

>>10047111
Who's the 'tard posing as Chem-rat?

>> No.10047127

>>10047119

>> No.10047133

>>10046992
No need to wait that long, I feel it already. When I was little computers were still powered by wizards. Then I got one myself.

>> No.10047139

>>10047127

>> No.10047142

>>10047111
Bloody rat chavs!

>> No.10047149

>>10046992

I'm 22, I feel like that now. Technology changed so much. I remember using DOS based computers. When the SNES wasn't retro. I occasionally feel sick thinking that people born in 1992 are adults now. I mean goddamn, I remember 1992. This september there will people going to my old secondary school that weren't even alive when I was there. I just have to look in the mirror to think holy shit, I'm a grown up. How did that happen without me noticing.

>> No.10047153

>>10047139

>> No.10047162

>>10047153

>> No.10047163

>>10047114
Bro have you even played Fallout?

http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Brotherhood_of_Steel

Read that

Also the way they know how to maintain those weapons is just because its passed down,t he Brotherhood raise their children to be more knights.

>> No.10047164

sucking on dynamite isn't safe =o

>> No.10047173

>>10047162

>> No.10047174

>>10047125

Oi! 'oo are yer callin' a poser, pal?! Struth!

>> No.10047183

>>10047149
I know, it's fucking dreadful. And time just keeps speeding up as well. It's bullshit and unfair is what it is.

>> No.10047194

>>10047174
Chemrat had a trip.

!ETOalyZjDU

>> No.10047197

>>10047183
just hope that technology will speed up faster now :o our hope is in immortality!

>> No.10047204

>>10046975
>Implying that "live in the middle of nowhere, and not the kind of middle of nowhere that might contain a secret missile silo" is somehow macho
I'm talking about a twee little fishing village in Europe. And then you get to die slowly and painfully from contaminated water, as you realise that the information and industrial base needed for the current level of "civilization" you're enjoying has been broken and cannot be rebuilt.

>> No.10047205

>>10047183
Life speeds up when the only thing you do is work and counting the days till the next paycheck.

>> No.10047221

>>10047205
I'm still a student! It's just that i'm 23 years old and have been cursed by Chronos.

>> No.10047222

>>10047194
Oh, and all the reaction images accompanying her posts had a different naming scheme than the sort you'd see after downloading it second hand on /tg/.

>> No.10047238

>>10047194

I 'ave misplaced me trip. Did yer fink abaht that holmes?! Lawd.

>> No.10047252

>>10047238
>misplaced trip
Haha, right. I also have it on good authority that Chemrat wouldn't post on /tg/ anymore.

>> No.10047266

>>10046992
Bloody youngfags.

Try remembering a time when there was no web, and as a result the Internet was a relatively obscure thing that Universities played with so that students could waste time on USENET.

>> No.10047272

>>10047221

Just thinking that everymoment from now on will send you speeding to inevitable age and death. Every summer will be shorter than the last. Everyday that little bit less time than they used to be. And around you the world will change, that despite all your experiences, the wisdom painfully gained after all those years, the young will still think they naively know best. They will look at you with all the time in the world and see just an old man, obselete and out of touch. And the worse thing will be, is that they will be right.

>> No.10047286

We'll all be looking back when we're 0 and go like "I remember when the 360 came out, man that was grand" and your grandkids will roll their eyes because microsoft just released some Xbox Ver. 8 with Virtual Reality or whatever.

Your old home will be a shadow of it's former self, sold or gone. Your friends... well, half of them might be dead, if you're average. Worse if unlucky. Your hangouts will be closed down or turned into something else. Memories will just be a fucking photo in an album.

Feels depressing, man.

>> No.10047287

>>10046709
Dead and gone for centuries, like the rest of human civilization.

>> No.10047290

>>10047252

Well if dat were th' bloody case, I ain't doin' no 'arm if da old twist an' twirl 'as left, am I? Sorted.

>> No.10047292

>>10047252 Chemrat wouldn't post on /tg/ anymore.

Why?

>> No.10047301

I read an article somewhere a while ago where it said that the time distortion thing is a result of our brains calculating things slower.

>> No.10047307

>>10047174
>Struth!
Wrong accent. Chemrat was a really, really, shitty attempt at Londoner scum. You seem to have drifted off to the colonies.

>> No.10047308

>>10047286
when we're 70* Pardon

>> No.10047312

I plan to turn myself into an cyborg with a giant robotic penis before my ticker gives out.

>> No.10047317

>>10047292
All the "avatarfags do more harm than help" sagefags convinced her of their position.

>> No.10047320

>>10046992
>>10047149
>>10047183
>>10047197
>>10047205
>>10047221
>>10047272
>>10047286
Gentlemen.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quarter-life_crisis

>> No.10047325

>>10047307
I thought the accent was okay.

>> No.10047330

>>10047317

So she just gave up? That's... sad.

>> No.10047349

>>10047317 Implying you know anything

>> No.10047350

>>10047286

Sometime's it's awful how quickly the world changes. My childhood home is rented by some strangers, one school was torn down to build houses, the other so rebuilt I don't recognise it. the shows on TV for kids have all changed. I don't know who anyone is anymore, who the newsround presenters are, who the names of the blue peter peeps. Kid's lunch boxes in the supermarkets have faces of characters I don't recognise. New bands don't seem to have the magic of the ones I listened to as a teenager. Why is this happening. I don't like it.

>> No.10047351

>>10047163
Yes, I have, and the BoS would not work in the real world because the real world is much less forgiving. They cannot survive as a big family, either; not enough genetic diversity.

Hell, having working computers is a massive fudge in the Fallout universe for gameplay reasons. Sure, there might be some qualified electricians who passed on their trade. Computer scientists. It doesn't matter. No chipfab, no massive industrial chain to supply the resources and various trace metals needed, no replacement parts.

(Yes, FO universe has the transitistor as relatively rare tech, and yet they have sufficient minaturisation for desktop machines and power for simple text-mode visual interfaces, so we're not talking all-valves here in any real-world analogue.)

>> No.10047357

>>10047330
Nah, one less avatarfag to worry about. Now if we could just get rid of Verity and Gnollbard too...

>> No.10047372

>>10047357 Implying that will make any difference to /tg/

>> No.10047373

>>10047320
I... shit. The majority of that list applies to me word for fucking word. I've been wanting to find the root cause of my lethargy for ages. THANK YOU!

>> No.10047400

rolled 7, 10, 10 = 27

So, I heard there was hate in this thread.

>> No.10047404

>>10047320

Sounds like me. Dammit, I hate the older generations for ruining everything for us and detest the younger people for being so... positive.

>> No.10047406

>>10047357
...and the drawfags, and the questfags, and the writefags...

SOON, MY /TG/ WILL BE A PRISTINE LAND OF WARHAMMER 40K THREADS!

>> No.10047408

>>10047373
I do my best to spread the word. Almost every nostalgia thread on /v/, /a/, /co/, /tg/ etc. end up with people remarking how frighteningly old they find themselves to be at 20-something. We aren't old, we're just realizing how old we WILL be.

Godspeed, Anon - memento mori.

>> No.10047413

>>10047351

>not enough genetic diversity
>BoS

The starting group is large enough to survive.

>> No.10047436

>>10047404
So fucking true. Mind you, I'm kind of enjoying the thought of being That Seriously Bitter Old Bastard that I feel I'm already turning into. DAMN KIDS GET OFF MY FUCKING LAWN! It's like a license to be a totally misanthropic dick.

>> No.10047440

>>10047320
And /tg/ does it again. It is thanks to /tg/ I booked an appointment with a psychologist

>> No.10047444

>>10047408
I REMEMBER MY MORTALITY ALL TOO WELL. I JUST DON'T ACCEPT IT AND WILL HATE IT UNTIL THE END OF MY DAYS. FUCK YOU, NATURE!

>> No.10047452

>>10047440
I've been thinking about that for a looong time. Did you go yet? Was it worth it?

>> No.10047455

Hey guys, I think we successfully chased off the rat impersonator.

Good job!

Not even one inch shall we give to trollplayers!

>> No.10047463

>>10047440
>sissy americafag detected
I AM GOING TO FIGHT OFF MY RAGING DEPRESSION WITH TEA, GODDAMMIT.
TEA, I SAY.

>> No.10047479

>>10047455

Keep on tommy tankin' luv. This rat 'as uvver things ter plan.

>> No.10047494

>>10047452
First visit at 6th of july. I have no clue what to expect. IIRC the first visit is free or just something like 80 SEK/8-10$.
I think I'm/have some kind of schizoid disorder.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizoid_personality_disorder

>> No.10047497

>>10047455 We

Stop pretending anyone but you has responded to it. Get a life.

>> No.10047515

>>10047463
>I AM GOING TO FIGHT OFF MY RAGING DEPRESSION WITH TEA, GODDAMMIT.
TEA, I SAY.
Actually no, my guess is we live at the same side of the pond.

>> No.10047530

>>10047463

That's a proper British response. I assume you're British.
Browsing around wikipedia on teh subject cam across this. How does it feel to be part of a hero generation fellas.

>Hero/Civic. A Hero (or Civic) generation is born during an Unraveling, spends its rising adult years during a Crisis, spends midlife during a High, and spends old age in an Awakening. Heroic leaders are considered to have been vigorous and rational institution-builders, busy and competent in old age. All of them entering midlife were aggressive advocates of technological progress, economic prosperity, social harmony, and public optimism.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generations_%28book%29

>> No.10047548

>>10047111
Me own clone!

>> No.10047563

rolled 8, 7, 8 = 23

>>10047548
Heyooo.

>> No.10047582

>>10047563
Oi, Ted, 'ow's i' been?

>> No.10047587

>>10047494
Be sure to tell us man. I think you can request some kind of transcript of what went on. Do it in english and upload it for us, if you can. Thank you.

I won't really blame some medical disorder (I have dysthimia for chronic mild depressions and schizotypal personality disorder) as a excuse. I just want to do better.

>> No.10047596

>>10047548
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf

>> No.10047607

>>10047548
Oh bloody hell. You've woken up the real one.

Hustle your furry buttcheecks over to /dammit/, they'll be ecstatic to see you.

>> No.10047627

>>10047607
... o'er t' where?

>> No.10047632

>>10047548

Oi! Yer left! This bunch of girly wimps made yer run off wiv yor tail 'tween yor legs! Yer fink yer can just ball-o-chalk in 'ere like nuffink 'appened?

>> No.10047638

Nice one. On a very related note, something that pretty much applies to all of us here (except perhaps the 30+ fa/tg/uys):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennial_Generation#Peter_Pan_Generation

>> No.10047645

>>10047627
http://dammitfreehaven.com/dammit/res/46646.html

Congratulations, you have a fanbase.

>> No.10047648

Everyone troll each other as always.

>> No.10047653

>>10047638
derp, I meant to point that post to
>>10047530

>> No.10047659

rolled 2, 7, 4 = 13

>>10047582
Goin' Good. Goin' Good. We really need to get you some more pics. But everyone has been looking for ya.

>> No.10047676

>>10047632
Nice t'see ye too, cousin. Wot's a mattah? Da Warren not big enuff fer yer fat arse anymawer, so ye decided ter bring yer stench wiv ye aht 'ere?

>> No.10047680

rolled 10, 10, 8 = 28

>>10047632
>>10047676
Throne me...Multiple?

>> No.10047682

>>10047587
I just want to figure out if something is wrong with me and what or if I should do something about it.

...and are disorders /tg/ related?

>> No.10047683

>>10047638
>economic excuses to feel better about living in parent's basement

>> No.10047694

>>10047645
Blimey. That's new. Should I be worried?

>> No.10047707

>>10047653

Yeah, I'd agree with that. Although I'd say the economic factors are the main driver of this. It's not a lack of wanting to grow up, it's more that as generation we've been shut out of all the traditional positions of adulthood. No housing, no real jobs, no pensions, no voice and no real hope.

>> No.10047722

>>10047676
>>10047632
Oh it looks like a gran' ol' pahty! We gon' 'ave a real good time, yez?

>> No.10047733

>>10047694
Well, let's see. A bunch of fat, lonely furfags are now masturbating over pictures of you. Ordinarily, this would be considered a bad thing. However, you're an attention whore avatarfag, so you're probably loving it.

So save anyone else the trouble of "OMG SHE'S BACK" and go post over there yourself for instant fan-worship.

>> No.10047737

GW raised the price for the new miniature box to 240 US-yen today.

>> No.10047746

...

>> No.10047753

>>10047676

Don't cop angry wiv me "cousin", 'cause yer ran off wivout so much as a word! The bloomin' nurse and 'er bard belong ter me now.

>> No.10047754

>>10047722
Go back to bed, Toc.
>>10047659
Glad t' 'ear i', but, lookin' fer me? Why? I' was all 'ey could do t' get me goin' t' begin wiv.

>> No.10047766

>>10047694
All right, all right, I'm up... Um... boss? And... other boss?

>> No.10047773

>>10047754

Yeah but then Verity went crazy when you left!

Okay, more crazy. And she takes it out on everyone!

>> No.10047782

>>10047766
Oi, look at this... i's me 'elper, Useless! As if back from t' dead. Ye're still 'angin' aroun'?

>> No.10047814

>>10047746
Nothing much, besides HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE

>> No.10047826

>>10047753
Wot's 'at, a wig? Or did i' actually grow back affer da las' time when I tol' ye t' stop playin' wiv me incendiaries?

>> No.10047829

>>10047814
.................................................

>> No.10047863

One Chemrat's pushing it, but two is just too many.

I declare exterminatus.

>> No.10047872

1000 years from now... Assuming a new world order appears every 100 years and that every new world order has its own Cold War, that means the Earth will nearly be nuked 10 times. Therefor it is logical to assume humanity will be living in a post nuclear holocaust world.

With the larger more powerful nations incinerated smaller nations will be fighting each other constantly. The nuclear winter would have staved billions who would have torn apart society at its very foundations because humans will do anything to survive including steal and murder. Biodiversity would be nonexistant but if we are lucky farm animals will live on and some forms of agricultural plants. Technology will be decreasing in complexity over time since the sudden loss of population, especially the deaths of experts within the nuked rich countries, would have dramatically reduce the amount of information we can hold as a species.

With all of Earth's nonrenewable resources depleted before the war civilization will never attain its past heights and will slowly decline and populations will slowly decrease. Once society utterly dissolves the lack of biodiversity will make it hard for tribes of humans to survive, reducing humans than what we were during the paleolithic. Eventually a disease or natural disaster will wipe us out.

This is why nukes are bad, m'kay.

>> No.10047882

>>10047782
Yeah, I'm still around. I think I've found out a way to make new rounds for the grenade launchers.

... By the way, remember the Fat Madonna...?

>> No.10047910

rolled 5 = 5

>> No.10047914

>>10047882
Ye think ye're so clever. 'At I'll go an' forgive ye fer all da trouble ye caused me jus' because ye came up wiv some new boomers.

. . .

So, wot 'ave ye got?

>> No.10047923

>>10047676
>>10047826

Wait... Is this the real Chemrat?

>> No.10047941

>>10047923

Don't say anything to Verity. She will straight up kill everyone if she hears she missed the real Chemrat.

>> No.10047962

rolled 4, 4, 5 = 13

>>10047941
Teehee.

>> No.10047975

>>10047941
Ver's still aroun' too?

>> No.10047995

>>10047975

Gnollbard, too.

>> No.10048023

>>10047995
Oh...

>> No.10048047

>>10047914
Well, the first batch didn't work out so well, and old Madonna... um... blew up.

>> No.10048074

>>10048047
Ye're makin' a pret'y flimsy case fer me keepin' ye on.

>> No.10048078

>>10048023
think gnollie missed you

welcome back

>> No.10048108

>>10048078

He did, and Verity, too, I think.

>> No.10048120

>>10048074
Well, I'm still picking sharp bits of metal out of my skin, if it makes you feel any better.

This nitrogen bomb I've made seems to work well, though. Sprays everywhere when it goes off, causes armor and weapons to freeze up, and skin turns black and dead-like.

That's also why I've only got half a left ear now...

>> No.10048135

>>10047826

Sod off!

>>10047975

Wotcher care about it? Yer ran off.

>> No.10048174

>>10048135
Er... two bosses? I'm not sure if this is a good or bad thing.

Probably very bad. And painful.

>> No.10048198

>>10048120
Yeah, I kin'a thought ye're looks 'ad improved since las' I saw ye.

Well, ye can keep kippin' in da corner then. Ye'll be keepin' yer 'ands t' yerself dis time though if'n ye plan t' keep 'em, ite?

'An ye're buildin' us a Mark II Madonna even if it kills ye. Not on my time, eivvah.

>> No.10048241

>>10048198
*Sigh.* Yes, Boss, I'll start working now.

>> No.10048257

>>10048174
An' befawer ye go awn an' get too confused, me cousin ain' yer boss. Ye treat 'er wiv da same respect ye'd give yer ol' CO. Dat is ter say, none.

>>10048135
I'm assumin' ye've been keepin' me bafftub warm wiv yer 'ide since ye're 'ere in me shop. And dat means ye ain' got no'ere else t' go, since apparen'ly ye didn' leave da Warren by choice. So ye goin' ter try t' make yerself useful aroun' 'ere, or am I goin' t' 'ave ter kick ye and yer stupid lookin' 'eadrug out?

>> No.10048302

>>10047975

Kemmy...? Zat joo?

>> No.10048342

>>10048302
Ver? Err... hi...

>> No.10048366

>>10048302
>>10048342

>> No.10048388

>>10048342

Jah, haff been zum time Kemmy... Verity finking mebbe joo left fhor goot...

Umm... how haff joo been darling?

>> No.10048397

OP: 'What will /tg/ be like in the future?'
First posts I see: furfaggots performing shitty roleplaying.

/tg/ will never change.

>> No.10048431

>>10048388
A lil' under da wearfer. Ye're not mad awer anything?

>> No.10048449

>>10048397
/tg/.../tg/ never changes.

>> No.10048480

>>10048388
... You want I should make some coffee for the guest, Boss?

>> No.10048486

>>10048431

Mebbe un littul... joo did leave wiv owt zeying anyffing to Verity...

>> No.10048539

>>10048486
Oh, well, yeh, 'at's perfec'ly unnerstanda...

Err...

Ver...?

Wot 'appened ter yer face?

>> No.10048570

>>10048539

Experimentashun wiv polymorffine poshun... fhor infiltrashun uv human warrens... joo remember how much konquering zee vurld meant to Verity, jah?

Hope nein bother joo... Ver know joo nein haff problem wiv... >>10048480 human 'helpers', darling.

>> No.10048607

>>10048570
No, i' doesn' bovver me none.... i'll jus' take some gettin' used to is all, I guess. I mean, eh... i's a good look fer ye. 'Ow's fings wiv Gnollbard?

>> No.10048618

>>10048570
... No coffee, then?

Oh, well, more for me...

>> No.10048620

>>10048431
Chemrat is back! HALLO!

>> No.10048634

>>10048480
Wot I'd like is fer ye t' get ter work. I'll get da "guest" da refreshmun's meself.
>>10048570
Tea, Ver? Or sumfin' wiv a lil' more kick?

>> No.10048642

>>10048607

Verity zeem slip between zis und zat look... unstabul genetik strukture...

>'Ow's fings wiv Gnollbard?

Zey zee vord, him ded und joo and Verity kan rule zee vurld togedda...

Zat vot joo vant hear, darling?

>> No.10048644

WHEN DID EVERYONE START TALKING LIKE RETARDS.

HAVE YOU BEEN SNIFFING MY COKE?

>> No.10048655

>>10048486
Oh look, they finally fixed Verity.

>> No.10048657

>>10048618

I think she's giving you the evil eye. Tell her how you wash Chemrat, that'll make her adore you.

>> No.10048661

>>10048634
Yes, Boss.

Where in the Warp did I put that welding torch...

>> No.10048675

>>10048657
I'm not sure that would be good for guest relations. Or my life expectancy.

Mostly the latter.

>> No.10048690

>>10048642
*cough*
Did I miss sumfin'? 'E used ter be yer 'umber one, unless... sumfin' changed?

>> No.10048697

>>10048655
>fixed
SIR, I MUST STRENUOUSLY DISAGREE

>> No.10048711

>>10048661

YOU MEAN...

THIS WELDING TORCH?

>> No.10048734

>>10048711
...

Hey, Boss, how about a demonstration of my Nitrogen bomb?

>> No.10048739

>>10048634

Verity vill haff vot joo haffing, darling.

>>10048690

Jah, vell... mebbe Verity just nein vant joo leaving again... und mebbe him just nein joo...

>> No.10048747

>>10048734

WELL THAT'S JUST RUDE, I WAS ONLY GOING TO HAND IT BACK TO YOU.

>> No.10048770

>>10048747
With you, it's hard to tell. For a moment there, I thought you were going to do something unpleasant.

...

... May I have the torch back, then, please?

>> No.10048790

>>10048770

WELL NOW I DON'T REALLY FEEL LIKE HANDING IT BACK.

>> No.10048803

FUCK YOU DOOMRIDER. AND FUCK YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS TOO.

I PISSED IN YOUR BIKES GAS TANK.

>> No.10048816

>>10048790
Well, that's unfortunate. I was gonna put this nitrogen bomb away until you said that.

>> No.10048819

>>10048803

IT'S BEEN DONE BEFORE, HELL, EVEN I'VE DONE IT A FEW TIMES.

YOU'RE ONLY PLEASING THE DAEMON IN IT.

>> No.10048829

>>10046749
>More like 2020. N.Korea just expelled all S.Koreans and cut off all diplomatic relations. Shit's getting real bro.
and boats and marines are being sent to south korea "in the near future" for "naval exercises".

and 4 carrier battle groups are being placed off the coast of iran. and 6000 marines.

shit is going down all around the world.

>> No.10048831

>>10048739
Gin, lemon juice, and sugar syrup i' is then.

... that's a hoppin' pot ter take in, Ver. Hones'ly I didn' fink ye'd care so muth when I took me... vacation.

I always jus' kin' ov got da impression I was jus' someone ye went aht wiv when ye wan'ed ter 'ave a bee's knees time, 'an didn' feel like listenin' ter da runt read poetry at ye again.

>> No.10048858

>>10048816

ABRACADABRA.

YOU NOW HAVE A UTERUS.

GUESS WHERE THE WELDING TORCH IS.

>> No.10048869

>>10048819
IS THAT SO? THEN I DOUBT IT LIKED IT WHEN I PUNCTURED THE WHEELS WITH GORECHILD.

>> No.10048882

>>10048858
...

Excuse me, Boss. I'll be in the bathroom, screaming in anguish, if you want me.

>> No.10048888

Is Chemrat meant to be an alien or something or is it just an anthropomorphic rat?

>> No.10048889

>>10048882
Yeah, yeah, try not ter get blood on me sheets.

>> No.10048892

>>10048869

YOU'RE REALLY MISSING THE POINT OF DAEMONS WITH PAIN FETISHES, KHARN.

BESIDES, THE WHEELS ARE FLAMING, POPPING THEM REALLY ISN'T GOING TO DO YOU MUCH GOOD.

>> No.10048906

>>10048888
I gathered she's a mutant. Possibly an intentionally engineered beastman.

>> No.10048917

>>10048892
FUCK YOU AND YOUR DAEMONS! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK HARRRRBLLGRLLLRBARLGAAALGRAAALGLARB

>> No.10048921

>>10048888
It's a roleplaying furfag. The "language" it speaks is an American's idea of British. You know, that British that isn't the "good sir" that Sergalfag adopts.

>> No.10048951

>>10048831

Danke. Und Verity nein zeying, zat vant hurt Gnollie... just being... ::Sigh::

Joo understand Verity, fink. Him goot boi, but nein... haffing zee appreshiashun fhor destrukshun, zat joo haff, darling...

Und Verity remember joo trying haff him fhor jhorself, jah?

>> No.10048955

>>10048917

I SUPPOSE YOU WON'T BE HAPPY WHEN I FIDDLED WITH YOUR HELMET'S KILLCOUNTER TO SAY 'BOOBS'.

>> No.10048988

>>10048955
IT WAS YOU?!?

YOU BETTER PUT ON YOUR 3D GLASSES, BECAUSE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN ALL THREE DIMENSIONS.

>> No.10049006

>>10048917
I saw the SSHHRRIIIIPPP as a giant sombrero

>> No.10049035

>>10048951
Yeah, but... I kin'a los' in'erest. He ain' got da right amount of... he ain't got da...

Anyway, ye 'ave any in'erest in testin' out some ov our weapons, since ye seem t' 'ave yer eyes on conquest? Me an' Useless are goin' in ter business soon. Once we 'ave more of i' workin' regularly 'an not jus' every uvver day, I mean.

>> No.10049044

>>10049006
.........

>> No.10049051

>>10048988

ONLY THREE DIMENSIONS?

YOU ARE SMALLTIME, KHARN.

>> No.10049052

What the hell is going on in here?

What kind of creatures did the warp belch out this time? A rat in a gas mask, and a human(?) with a strange accent.

Doomrider, could you explain?

>> No.10049059

>>10049052

HELL IF I KNOW. I GAVE SOME GUARDSMAN A UTERUS, AND PUT HIS WELDING TORCH IN IT.

NO IDEA WHAT HE'S DOING NOW.

>> No.10049062

>>10049051

>> No.10049095

>>10049052
YOU CAN TRUST DOOMRIDER TO ATTRACT ALL KINDS OF FAGGOTS.

IF IT WERE UP TO ME, I'D KILL EVERY SINGLE PERSON HERE.

>> No.10049096

>>10049062

SPEAK OF THE DEVIL!

>> No.10049098

Huh. That's interesting.

Speaking of interesting, did you talk to Tzeentchette since last time? Did that whole crazy thing get worked out?

>> No.10049111

>>10049098

HELL IF I KNOW, I WAS SCRAMBLING TO GET OUT BEFORE THEY GANGED UP ON MY ASS FOR DOING HER.

>> No.10049123

>>10049096
Yeah, that welding torch turned on as I was removing it. Caused me no small amounts of pain.

By the way, catch.

>> No.10049131

>>10049062
If 'ere's blood on dose sheets when I go in dere, Grey, ye're sleepin' ahtside fer a week.

>> No.10049171

>>10049123
DID THAT TRICK DOOMRIDER PULLED ON YOU MAKE YOU... ANGRY?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE... ANGRY... ALL THE TIME?

IF SO, I CAN HOOK YOU UP WITH KHORNE. IF NOT, MY CHAINAXE IS REALLY INTERESTED IN MEETING YOUR FACE.

>> No.10049172

>>10049035

Zat vot joo vant, jah? Making joo weapons wiv zis 'Grey'...? Verity offer joo meinself und zee vurld, but joo vant Verity testing fings, darling?

Ven did Verity lose joo affekshun, mein Kemmy?

>> No.10049187

>>10049044

WHAT UP, METALHEAD.

>> No.10049197

>>10049095

Joo kould try, Kharn... joo kould try zat...

>> No.10049213

>>10049197
WHAT WAS THAT?
ARE THERE MOSQUITOES IN HERE? SOMEONE BETTER GET THE FLYSWATTER.

>> No.10049219

>>10049131
No blood. Possibly some charred flesh, but no blood.

>> No.10049257

>>10049213

Joo nein Khargos Bludspitter zere darling... HIM haffing Angron respekt. Joo still being zee betrayer uv joo leejun?

>> No.10049265

>>10049172
I's just... I dunno Ver, it's a lot t' take in, dat's all. I jus' got so used ter bein' da third wheel wiv ye an da Runt... I still care about ye, I do. I's all jus' so overwhelming.

>> No.10049296

>>10049257
I THINK MY NICKNAME IS ENTIRELY UNDESERVED. YOU CAN'T REALLY CONTROL YOURSELF IN A BLOODTHIRSTY FRENZY, AFTER ALL.

>> No.10049314

>>10049265
>>10049172
Ye know wot? Yeah. Le's do it. Le's take over t' world togevah, Ver.

>> No.10049324

>>10049296

SEE, I TRY TO GIVE THAT EXCUSE WHENEVER I'M COMPLETELY OFF MY FUCKING ROCKET ON DRUGS.

>> No.10049326

There will be no /tg/.

We will be /tg/.

>> No.10049334

>>10049314
>>10049265
>>10049257
Requesting picture of Chemrat and Verity together as Pinky and the Brain. Obviously Chemrat would be Pinky. She even has the cockney accent.

>> No.10049356

>>10049334
But which is the genius and which is insane?

>> No.10049375

>>10049314
Madonna 2.0 is halfway done, Boss. Now that I've found this welding torch, it's going much faster.

Anything else you want me to do to prepare?

>> No.10049379

Sup Doom?

>> No.10049384

>>10049334
I'm not sure that Verity would really work as a short, squat, bald mouse.

Besides, one evil mastermind per board.

>> No.10049393

>>10049375

PREPARE YOUR ANUS.

WHAT UP ALIS.

>> No.10049398

>>10049375
Yeh. I'm finkin' we should start workin' on dat doomsday device again. Ye know da one. Still 'ave da plans?

>> No.10049411

>>10049384
Short, squat, large-headed hyena obviously.

>> No.10049412

Fuck all you newfags and your 28th ed, 27th Ed was way better.
Let's compare the two:
27th Ed uses non-euclidean dice
28th Ed uses faggy "non-euclidean random number generators"

27th Ed has 16,480 platable races.
28th Ed has 32,600 playable races, incluuding all those faggot "sectie" races. You know the ones, tplayed only by the fucking freaks who think they are Insects and dress up like cartoon ones and fuck each other.

Every way you look at it, 27th ed > 28th ed
28th ed is just made for all those fucking neural net tards who want to play their "pseudo reality" races instead of good old VR based creatures.

>> No.10049427

>>10049324
RAGE IS MORE FUN THO. THE NEXT MORNING, YOU WAKE UP COVERED IN BLOOD AND GORE, TRYING TO FIND YOUR WAY OUT OF THE CORPSE PILE YOU FELL ASLEEP IN.

>> No.10049438

>>10049314
>I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

>> No.10049452

>>10049427

MORE FUN TO YOU. MY MORNINGS ARE LIKE THAT, EXCEPT I WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF A BLOOD-DRENCHED CRAFTWORLD WITH SOULSTONE SHARDS IN MY MOUTH AND A PILE OF DEFLOWERED ELDAR AROUND ME.

>> No.10049469

>>10049398
For once, yes, I do. Right here.

If there's one thing that I'm good at, it's senseless destruction. It's why I lasted as long in the Penal Legions as I did.

>> No.10049489

>>10049398
A dooms day device? Ihat would be great, I would not have to wait for all of these slaaneshi sworn souls on /tg/ to croak naturally.

>>10049393
Not much, just chilling, and waiting for something to pique my interest.

>> No.10049499

>>10049489

YOU COULDN'T JUST KILL THEM ALL YOURSELF?

>> No.10049513

>>10049469
This is gonna be fun. Any ideas on where we'll fin' what we need ter make a melta charge 'at size?

>> No.10049520

You chaos worshippers are still bunch of faggots.

It's like you are worshipping a spontaneous chemical reaction.

>> No.10049521

>>10049314

Partners zen, mein Kemmy? Verity vill share wiv joo, zee vurld! Furzt zee vurld, ZEN ZEE GALAXY VILL TREMBUL!

...Ver missed joo.

>> No.10049532

>>10049521
I missed ye too, Ver.

>> No.10049534

>>10049520

BETTER THAT THAN A NAKED GUY WITH METAL HORNS WHO FUCKS YOU OVER AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY.

>> No.10049567

>>10049513
I think my Legion's still on-planet. I can sneak in, grab a few things, sneak back out. The sentries are surprisingly easy to fool if you know them as well as I do.

>> No.10049570

HOLD YOUR HORSES.

IF I HAVE BEEN LISTENING AT ALL, IT SEEMS MOUSEY HERE IS TRYING TO BUILD SOME SORT OF DOOMSDAY DEVICE?

I CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN. IF EVERYONE DIES, THERE WILL BE NO ONE LEFT TO KILL. WE CAN'T HAVE THAT.

>> No.10049595

>>10049534

That sound more of that "slaneesh" fellow of yours with one of his Ork roleplay going on

And yes, you are still a humongous homosexual. At least, I go around in loyalist words hunting any psyker possible and occasional callidus assassins they try to eliminate with but alas, they get my sweet armor ignoring 2d6 rolling warscythe of love.

What do you get? Literally, armies of raging all-male homosexuals.

>> No.10049611

>>10049570

BUT ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU'RE AFTER?

KILLING EVERYONE?

>> No.10049616

Nawww you guys, the world is where I keep all my stuff.

Oh wait, that's the warp.

Proceed.

>> No.10049619

>>10049595 Implying Pariahs are a good unit

>> No.10049631

>>10049611
PREFERABLY INDEFINITELY

>> No.10049645

>>10049595

IN COMPARISON.

YOU ARE BORING.

>> No.10049653

>>10049499
As sensual as cleaving through the organs of hundreds of bodies seems, I will leave that to some of the other greater daemons. I prefer my prey to die for me willingly.

>> No.10049657

Well, we won't have any problems with it, for sure and I doubt its more of an "shoot this laser beam vaguely at certain place of the universe" and hope for the best.

Besides, you have these things called Tyranids who ironically without empire would've on-om-nom'd your worlds where you would hold your chaos-pride parades and then there are us.

Undying death incarnate with daily dosage of cheese.

>> No.10049662

>>10049324
Hey faggot, I'm the guy that drew the 'you-know-the-what-thing'. Did you get the 'entry-and-all-that-I-don'treallyremember'? There are so many impostors of you.

>> No.10049670

>>10049532

Um... befhor Verity go und prepare, kan haff konfirmashun if joo vant Verity going through wiv zat offer uv passhun abowt... removing mein bard?

Him haff uses... just kan nein hold anyfing to joo, Kemmy.

>> No.10049697

>>10049657
Wake up and get out of bed, then we'll talk.

>> No.10049700

>>10049662

EEEEE, NO.

NO I DID NOT.

IT'S COOL THOUGH, REPOST IT WHEN YOU HAVE TIME.

HOW GOES, BROHEIM?

>> No.10049715

>>10049653
That's one spackled up face, probably for a very good reason.

>> No.10049720

>>10049670

She will break your heart when she leaves again.

>> No.10049726

>>10049653

What do I the most is just walk calmy at you, watch your daemon form wither away, forced out of this existence, just not quite letting you go as you seizure in that fleshy body of yours, oh yes.

My Lord and Flayed ones would love to have some experiments on and tortures that even your chaos gods can't imagine.

>> No.10049732

>>10049520
>>10049595
HEY, TINCAN.

I COULD SNAP YOU IN HALF WITH MY PINKY.

>> No.10049786

>>10049732

That is, assuming that I am ever alone.

We are after all, heralds of doom and have multipule squads ready to phase in, flayed ones rising from the ground ready to show how you dismember a man proper.

And be sure to have your prayers ready if you see something so large that blocks out the very sun when you look at it, but when you do. You are dead already.

>> No.10049806

>>10049670
Ye don' 'ave t' kill 'im. I'm sure 'e does 'ave "uses". We'll jus' 'ave t' come up wiv sumfin' is all.

>> No.10049808

>>10049786

YOU MEAN YOUR CRAWL-PACED BLOCKS OF METAL WITH A GEM ON TOP.

WHEN THOSE THINGS BECOME FAST ENOUGH TO CATCH A CHAOS FORCE, YOU LET US KNOW.

>> No.10049823

>>10049786
ONE OR A THOUSAND. I WILL KILL YOU ALL.

>> No.10049851

>>10049786
You need to wake up, first.

You Necrons seem to have a lot of trouble with that.

>> No.10049873

>>10049806

Jah, zumfing... anuvver time zen, Kemmy? Must get back to zee lab. Und Ver meant vot zed.

Fank joo fhor zee drink.

...'Grey.

>> No.10049884

>>10049726
You do realize that I could boot your little ass into a unending hell at the hands of the dark mechanicus with nary a whim. Be civil or be undone, I have no patience for uppity kitchen appliances.

>> No.10049885

>>10049806

Bardly Dickings is an obvious and great use

>> No.10049899

>>10049700
I'm pretty cool.

>> No.10049918

>>10049873
Y- you're welcome, Miss.

...

>>10049806

You sure about this whole scheme, Boss? I'll help you out if you need me... s'long as I'm not asleep... but I'm not sure I like the way she's looking at me.

>> No.10049934

>>10049899

NOW THAT I LIKE.

A TESTAMENT TO YOUR DRAWFAGGING SKILLS.

>> No.10049956

>>10049808
>>10049823

Like death, it is inevitable. We are that death, it might be that gab you can drive over, the slip you never saw coming.

But one this is for sure, we have plenty mobility. We can hunt following your stench in material space, as you tend to be in worlds that are very potential targets for harvest.

What is the ,most dilicious thing about is that, you wont even see us coming

>> No.10049966

>>10049918
WAKE THE FUCK UP. YOU ARE THE EXPENDABLE HENCHMAN.

IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO TURN KHORNATE AND KILL THEM IN THEIR SLEEP.

>> No.10049974

>>10049899
Is it just me, or does his bike lack handlebars?

>> No.10049984

>>10049956
This is assuming you actually wake up.

Which you wont.

>> No.10049989

>>10049974

WHO NEEDS HANDLEBARS, I SURF THAT MOTHERFUCKER.

>> No.10049998

>>10049966
... I can't kill Boss. If it weren't for her, I'd still be wearing an explosive collar.

Besides, she's got a nice ass...

>> No.10050004

>WHAT WILL /tg/ BE LIKE IN THE FAR FUTURE

>> No.10050008

>>10049974
With tires that large, would you be surprised if I told you that the bike is steered with your feet?

>> No.10050009

>>10049918
Wot? Av cahrse I'm sure. If ye think someone can't be trusted jus' because 'ey don' like -ye-, Grey, we'd ne'er get anyfin' done. Tell ye wot, if'n she tries t' mutilate an' eat ye, I'll do me best t' talk 'er out ov i'.

>> No.10050020

>>10049998
WHINE WHINE WHINE

MAN THE FUCK UP AND MAIM, KILL AND BURN!

>> No.10050032

Man there are a lot of people on /tg/ who thinks humanity is going to wipe itself out


I disagree. I see only a bright and healthy future of technological advancement and science

>> No.10050036

>>10049934
Glad to hear it. Got any more ideas?

>> No.10050038

>>10050032

AND CHAOS!

>> No.10050053

>>10050036

HOW ABOUT ME USING KHARN'S PROSTRATE BODY AS A BIKE RAMP.

THAT'S SURE TO STICK A POTATO UP HIS ASS.

>> No.10050056

>>10050038
Seconded.

>> No.10050061

>>10049998 Besides, she's got a nice ass...

I see what may be causing Verity's behaviour towards you...

>> No.10050067

>>10050009
*Sigh.* Yes, Boss...

Do you think you could start work on the doomsday device while I go off and "borrow" a melta charge?

>> No.10050088

>>10050053
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO STICK IN YOUR ASS?

GORECH- FUCK, YOU'D JUST ENJOY IT, YOU SICK FUCK.

>> No.10050096

>>10050053
How could I possibly decline that.

>> No.10050102

>>10050038
Sexy, sexy chaos.

>> No.10050104

>>10050067
Way ahead ov ye. Jus' go aht an' make yerself useful fer once.

>> No.10050105

>>10049412
>Implying anyone plays those shitty editions
26th edition was here, just being superior and making the place better.

>> No.10050107

>>10050088

SEE, THERE IS NO WAY YOU CAN INCONVENIENCE ME.

>> No.10050121

>>10050107
HOW ABOUT I TAKE ELDAR VIRGINS AND MUTILATE THEM IN FRONT OF YOU WITHOUT LETTING YOU TOUCH THEM?

>> No.10050144

/tg/ will either not exist or be like chat roulette only you can actually touch each other via VRE so you can all be the little girls and touch each other.

>> No.10050148

>>10050121
He'd still get to watch, and thats all he needs

>> No.10050150

>>10050121

I'D GET OFF JUST WATCHING.

>> No.10050157

>>10050067

Psst. Rape her.

>> No.10050163

>>10050144

VRE (Virtual Reality Emulator) Consoles did it first and PC users had to wait six years before a proper emulator was coded.

>> No.10050179

>>10050104
Roger that, Boss. I'm going.

...

... You didn't hear what I said earlier, did you? About your nice-

>> No.10050191

>>10050144

So all the RP fags will actually devolve into heavy petting... hmmmm!

>> No.10050196

>>10050150
>>10050148
FUCKING FUCK FUCK.

I'LL ASK A FUCKING SORCERER TO MAKE YOU IMPOTENT, YOU FLAMING FAGGOT!

>> No.10050214

>>10050107
Ah, Mr Doomrider! May I speak with you concerning your saviour Jesus Christ?

>> No.10050215

>>10050121
Could you not do that, please....I don't really want to go in to why, but I would rather that you killed loyalists in vast droves, and left the eldar to me.

>> No.10050220

>>10050196

I DIDN'T WANT KIDS ANYWAY.

>> No.10050233

>>10050214

HAHA, GUESS WHAT.

THE EMPEROR WAS JESUS.

YOUR RELIGION IS A LIE PERPETRATED TO BRING HIM TO POWER.

>> No.10050254

>>10050215
ARE YOU TELLING ME WHAT TO DO, WENCH?

BECAUSE I THINK I JUST HEARD YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO. I DON'T LIKE WHEN SOMEONE DOES THAT. THEY USUALLY END UP GETTING MAIMED, KILLED OR BURNED.

>> No.10050282

>>10050179
Ov cahrse I did ye ninny. An' I'm bein' awfully kind by ignorin' it. Ye wanna get t' movin' before I remove ye bodily?

>> No.10050292

>>10050282
Yes, Boss. Right away, Boss.

>> No.10050309

>>10050196
C-cOUldn*T h_AvE d-dOne t-ThaT a f_eW daYs ago, c-coUld you? W-wAy t_o Go, S-sCream-o.

>> No.10050332

>>10050254
Don't make me turn you into a girl again. Doom will just rape you the old fashion way.

>> No.10050339

>>10050309
W-W-W-WHAT'S T-T-THIS I H-H-HEAR?

IT'S STUTTERS, THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD TZEENTCHIAN. HIDE YOUR BOOKS AND BOOZE.

>> No.10050344

>>10050332

>> No.10050345

>>10050233
Not true Mr Doomrider, Jesus, our and your Lord and Saviour, died for your sins 40.000 years ago. We can discuss this over a cup of light water (0 calories) and cookies baked by old Mrs Palmer. We also have a nice knitted sweater just for you, curtesy by our knitting committee.

>> No.10050366

>>10050345

AND I'M STILL COMMITTING THOSE SINS!

BEHOLD, MY PROM PHOTO.

>> No.10050380

>>10050282
I-Is t_hAt a ScottIsh, a-AntropHomoRphic r-rAt?

>>10050254
G-gO soAk y-youR he_ad.

>>10050214
>>10050345
L-LittlE k-kNown f_uN-faCt: J-jEsus w-wAs a TzeEntChian d-daEMon. Ol' f-fEAthery h-hAs been gi-giGgling abOut it f-for a_whIle n-noW.

>> No.10050408

>>10050380
THAT'S IRONIC COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO EXPLODES INTO A BALL OF FIRE AT RANDOM

>> No.10050427

>>10050408

IT WASN'T AT RANDOM, IT WAS MID-ORGASM.

>> No.10050453

>>10050427
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

>> No.10050473

>>10050366
Oh, we all were young once and did some outrageous shenanigans (like that time when I prank called my teacher), but you know in your heart that you are empty, lonely and need fullfillment. Your Lord Jesus will fill you with his divine light if you just let him enter your soul!

>> No.10050479

>>10050380
Hey there Zeeny, anything new? and or interesting?

>> No.10050491

I WISH KHORNE WAS HERE. HE'D SET THINGS STRAIGHT.

>> No.10050495

>>10050408
>>10050427
>>10050453
F-fUCk yoU.

>> No.10050510

>>10050473

WHAT SOUL.

TALK TO SLAANESH ABOUT THAT, BUDDY BOY.

>> No.10050533

>>10050495
HIT A NERVE, DID WE?

GOOD, ANGER IS GOOD.

>> No.10050554

>>10050479
W-woRked a f_Ew hOurs i-iN a fIshparlor i-In t-tHe ScandinaVians o_N AncienT Te-Terra.

S-SoLD sPoiLed p-PRAwns t-To a C_UstoMer. H-He diEd shOrtly afTerwards.

T-tUrnEd o-OuT I s-SeveRed thE geNEtic he-hEriTaGe o-OF a High L-Lord of T-Terra. T_Hat was F-fun.

>> No.10050578

>>10050510
Ah, is this Slaanesh another lost, confused soul in need of redemption? Do you have his or her address?

>> No.10050580

>>10049808
Necrons enjoy some delicious inertia-less travel.
Metal grey goes faster.

>> No.10050607

>>10050578

SURE. PALACE OF PLEASURE, THE WARP.

GOOD LUCK GETTING THERE.

>> No.10050625

>>10050533
Back off. You are mere seconds from having a working female reproductive system. I may not be able to kill you outright with out angering your boss, but I can make some modifications.

>> No.10050667

>>10050625
NAG NAG WHINE WHINE

WHY DON'T YOU TRY FIGHTING ME INSTEAD OF RELYING ON YOUR HOCUS POCUS?

>> No.10050675

>this thread

>> No.10050751

>>10050625
Hi Mr... or is it Mrs? Anyway, Hi Mr Alistasia, I am looking for a Mr... or is that Mrs? A Mr Slaanesh in any case. Can you give me directions to his or her residence?

>> No.10050807

>>10050554
How Tzeentchian of you....I am never sure whether you are looking for a new god or what? You seem so angry at Tzeentch sometimes, but you seem to do his will anyway?

>> No.10050843

>>10050807

DEPENDANCY ISSUES.

FUN, FUN, FUN.

>> No.10050880

>>10050807
I THINK SHE HAS POTENTIAL TO BE A KHORNATE.

I'M NOT SURE IF KHORNE WOULD APPROVE OF RANDOM MAGICAL FIREBALLS.

>> No.10050881

>>10050807
Y-yOU can'T r-rEalLY 'cH_anGe' g_oDs. T-That'D be stupId. Y-You d_On'T hAve t-to Like youR god, hOWever.

And, eh, I g-Guess It's J_uST th-The sORt of sTUff I likE d-DOing.

>> No.10050914

>>10050625

Here we go again, something chaos known for. Constant bickering and empty threats and failure to understand general physics and anatomy of other xenos.

You thought that I feel pain, or fear. Torture is merely, marely unsatisfactiory state, however you don't seem to have experienced what happens when a pariah gene progeny marches down at your way.

Is is it horror that you claim to experience?

>> No.10050986

>>10050914

CHAOS MARINES BLOW YOU AWAY.

>> No.10051034

>>10050986

They tried and they did, they wondered how their heavy support simply disappeared into thin air, nothing left but particulate ash.

Traitor Marines, I can say that unlike loyalist variants they shat their pants and they weren't in there to appease nurgle.

>> No.10051053

>>10051034

CAN'T EXPECT THEM TO BE ALL THAT BRAVE.

I SOUNDLY REMEMBER ELIPHAS TRUMPING YOUR BONY METAL ASS THOUGH.

>> No.10051071

>>10051034
SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE LOVES HIS LOYALISTS.

WHAT? YOU DIDN'T THINK WE KNEW ABOUT YOUR AFFAIR WITH DANTE?

>> No.10051101

>>10050751
o_0 Mr? I have never been so insulted in .....Um yes Slaanesh...., uh you will want to go through that portal to the left, the one that looks like a fanged vulva. After that you can follow the path, take some time to sample each circle as you go, all refreshments are complimentary. Slaanesh will be waiting to talk to you at the center.

>> No.10051172

>>10051101
Y-yOu'Re m_eaN.

>> No.10051200

>>10051172
IF YOU WANT HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY, MAYBE YOU SHOULD CONSIDER JOINING THE TAU EMPIRE.

>> No.10051204

>>10051172

FUCKING FUNNY, THOUGH.

>> No.10051240

>>10051101
Thank you kind sir, you have been most helpful. And no no, I don't want to impose myself, no need for refreshments (I still got my light water).
Do you know your Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ loves you?

>> No.10051246

>>10051200
M-MayBe yoU s_hoUld g-GO bACk to kilLing InstEad of T-trYing to InSulT m_e.

>>10051204
...

>> No.10051252

>>10051172
You are lucky, you are one of the "people" I like.

>> No.10051290

>>10051246
IS BABY GOING TO CRY NEXT?

TYPICAL TZEENTCHIAN.

>> No.10051324

Damn, did I miss Chemie? Haven't seen her in a long while...

>> No.10051377

>>10051324

LEFT TO GO HAVE DYKE-SEX WITH VERITY.

WHERE'S VARITY NOWADAYS.

VARITY WAS WAY BETTER.

>> No.10051408

>>10051071

At least, only Orks, Loyalists and Tyranid do not flee when they see death.

Chaos, even against your code of honor that Khrone preaches, you run away from battlefield and get superior numbers.

>>10051252

Which is to say "Liking" outright wiping out her memories, molesting couple millenia and spawning couple daemon mutants to the warp.

You induldge yourself in hedonistic actions, you should feel the pain of banishment, you won't be the first but I assure you, it will be rather hilarious to watch.

>> No.10051444

>>10051408
I'D LIKE YOU TO POINT OUT A TIME WHEN KHORNATES HAVE FLED FROM BATTLE.

>> No.10051505

>>10051444

During unfortunate moments of "Red Rage" of those Khorantes and these people called Grey Knights.

>> No.10051506

>>10051377
Well, that first part isn't all that surprising or new. Don't know what Varity is up too.
>>10051290
Uh, no, that would be Nurglites. They have the whole despair thing going.

>> No.10051543

>>10051252
W-whAt's G_oiNG oN h-Here. I-mE a-Am N_oT suRe I l-LiKE it.

>>10051408
Y-yOUr clAIms becoMe funnY whEN One t-tAKeS into c_oNSiderAtion t-ThaT thE onlY oN_eS flEeiNg aRe t-The c-c-c-CUltiSts.

>>10051290
H-hOW abOut I c-CuT yo_uR shIt u-uP, FAggoT.

>> No.10051562

>>10051505
RED RAGE? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I THINK YOU ARE DAYDREAMING ABOUT DANTE AND HIS BLOOD ANGELS AGAIN. THEY HAVE THAT THING THEY LIKE TO CALL RED THIRST OR BLACK RAGE.

WE KHORNATES RAGE NATURALLY, AND ONCE WE DO, WE EITHER KILL OR DIE. NO FLEEING.

>> No.10051620

>>10051408
I think you have a short circuit, I don't fear you, you can't hurt me, you can't banish me, cut me, fold or manipulate me. You are an annoyance and nothing more. I have no desire to molest, or have children of any sort with miss Tzeentchnette. I do far more for my mistress by being civil, and non-rapey, than you can imagine.

>> No.10051624

WHY DOES NO ONE TELL ME THESE THINGS

>> No.10051648

>>10051624
RUSS
RUSS
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE

>> No.10051659

>>10051648
I DON'T KNOW

>> No.10051664

>>10051624

BECAUSE NO ONE LIKES YOU.

>> No.10051674

>>10051543
DELICIOUS RAGE!

LET IT BUBBLE AND BREW! LET IT TAKE CONTROL! THEN UNLEASH IT UPON THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF UNWORTHY AND WEAK SOULS!

>> No.10051731

>>10051664
WELL YOU CAN JUST FUCK YOUR BIKE

>> No.10051736

>>10051674
A m_ORtaL t-TryIng to iNFluence A d-DAemon. C-cUte.

>> No.10051738

>>10051659
ME NEITHER
HOLD ME RUSS
>>10051674
Are you trying to manipulate her?

>> No.10051758

>>10051731
HE DOES
I'VE SEEN HIM DO IT

>> No.10051783

>>10051736
>>10051738
JUST NUDGING HER IN THE DIRECTION SHE IS ALREADY GOING TO.

>> No.10051823

>>10051783
You're pissing her off while telling her to be violent. Do you see the problem with that?

>> No.10051864

>>10051823
A DAEMON TURNING KHORNATE? I SEE NO PROBLEM HERE. IF SHE DOES MANAGE TO KILL ME, KHORNE WILL REVIVE ME, JUST LIKE HE DID THE FIRST TIME.

ALSO, I'M IMMUNE TO PSYCHIC POWERS, REMEMBER?

>> No.10051865

>>10051823

HE'S KHORNATE, YOU CAN'T EXPECT THAT MUCH IN THE WAY OF BRAINS.

>> No.10051887

>>10051738
Nah, I'm good.

>> No.10051904

>>10051864
Are you immune to being pulled apart like a new-years popper? I don't thing she will use psychic powers....ask Narl.

>> No.10051920

>>10051887
It's not that kind of hug, Russ.
>>10051864
Actually, she could probably just dick with the floor beneath you.

>> No.10051992

>>10051920
You are exceedingly furry.

And not the good Nurse Verity/Chemrat kind.

>> No.10052047

>>10051992
Like a Sasquatch?

>> No.10052117

>>10052047
A sasquatch made out of brillo pads.

>> No.10052133

>>10051624
Tell you what things, Russ?

>> No.10052145

>>10052133
That Chemrat was back, mostly.

>> No.10052173

>>10052117
EWWWWWW!

>> No.10052192

>>10052173
>>10052117
>>10052047
>>10051992
I SHAVED, DAMMIT!
>>10052145
I just found out myself.

>> No.10052216

>>10052192
I think she still owes me some rent.

...and a couch, dammit.

>> No.10052222

>>10052145
I'm pretty sure this was the first thread the "real" Chemrat's posted in in a while. The other one was apparently some kind of shoddy imposter. Or her cousin.

>> No.10052238

>>10052192
With what? A belt sander?

>> No.10052271

>>10052238
One of those spears that the Eldar Farseers use.
And yes, I did sell the hair.
>>10052216
Well, yeah, but you're not getting it from her.

>> No.10052296

>>10052216
Oh great, she's sure to go into hiding again.

>> No.10052301

>>10052271
Then I'll get it off Verity; she was an accomplice.

>> No.10052308

>>10052216
Ye said ye didn' care abaht da couch, anymawer!

>> No.10052371

>>10052308
It really tied the room together!

But I guess I did say that... I forget a lot, mind like a sieve ye know.

Anyways, how are ye lass?

>> No.10052376

>>10052308
Hey Chemie! Where've you been?

>> No.10052576

I think she's gone again. Unless it was Natty.

Who's still here, anyway?

>> No.10052625

>>10052576
Me. We should thread jump, this one is sinking fast, and I don't think people will show up anymore.

>> No.10052631

>>10052576
Jah, plus I gotta get on home.

Seeyall.

>> No.10052765

>>10052576
Who's Natty?

>> No.10052782

>>10052631
Have fun, Russ.
>>10052625
New thread then?

>> No.10052820

>>10052765
If we see him, I'll introduce you. He won't be going by that name, though. The rascal.

>> No.10052825

>>10052782
Probably, but most of the shenanigans here are spontaneous, so who knows?

>> No.10052957

>>10052825
There's an empty one on page 15:
>>10049676

>> No.10053062

>>10052957
Ok got it.

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