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[ERROR] No.10045386 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Am I the only one who thinks that this movie could so very easily be fitted to 40k? The story of the Emperor of Mankind and his Primarchs looking for the STC? It's got taunting Eldar, a Khorne Berserker, a psyker hunt, a castle full of cultists of Slaanesh (and the near-seduction of Sanguinius), more than one Chaos beast, and much more.

Is this heresy? If someone showed such a film in the Grim Darkness, would he be shot for it?

>> No.10045398

You need to stop viewing the world in terms of 40k.

Jesus christ.

>> No.10045404

Picturing John Cleese as a Primarch just made my day, OP. The Chapter of Silly Walks...

>> No.10045405

He'd get a LOT worse than shot, I'll tell you that much.

>> No.10045409

/tg/ is obsessed with putting everything into Forty Kay no matter how inappropriate.

>> No.10045412

But how do you KNOW shes a witch?

>> No.10045420

The holy handgrenade of Terra: First thou shalt pull out the most sacred pin.
Then thou shalt count to three and three is the number thou shalt count to.
Thou shalt not count to four,neither shalt thou count to two,excepting that thou are willing to proceed counting to three.

Five is HERESY!

>> No.10045424

Space Marine Chapters: Knights of Ni.

OHGODTHISISAWESOME.jpg

>> No.10045428

>>10045386
THE EMPEROR INVENTED THE STC. HE AND HIS SONS WOULD HAVE NEVER HAD TO FIND THEM. THERE FIRST 100,000 YEARS AFTER THE EMPEROR'S ENTHRONEMENT IS WHEN TECHNOLOGY WAS LOST! NOT FURNING HIS REIGN!!

>> No.10045436

>>10045409
Holy shit. That dog is playing warcraft 2.

>> No.10045440

>>10045398
>>10045409
I mean, I usually don't do this kind of stuff. I don't even play 40k, although I do enjoy reading about the fluff and all that.

I just think this one really fits.

>> No.10045448

Yet another 40kay mix.

We are the daemon that say. Ni.

>> No.10045451

"Holy Terra!"
"It's only a model."
"Sshh!"

>> No.10045471

>>10045451
And someone better be dancing with the skeleton of the EMPRAH during the song and dance interlude.

>> No.10045484

>>10045420

Ahem.

>> No.10045508

>>10045451
"Primarchs, I bid thee welcome to the Crusade!"
"We're the Primarchs of the Legions! We crush resisting regions! Uniting thee, humanity, as a bunch of godless heathens! We fight well against tyrants, we're a bunch of genebred giants!"

>> No.10045524

So.

Arthur = Emprah
Robin = Alpharius?
Lancelot = Guilliman
Bedevere = Magnus
Galahad = Sanguinor

>> No.10045525

>>10045508
AHahahahahaha. Amazing.

>> No.10045546

>>10045484
>Once per game
>2+
>AP3
Need a hand getting your tongue out of your cheek, GW?

>> No.10045561

>>10045508
Fund this. Now.

>> No.10045571

>>10045386
>>taunting Eldar

>> No.10045574

>>10045508

Oh god this is amazing.

FINISH THE SONG

>> No.10045590

>>10045428
How about no? There's a goddamn reason why Emps allied with the already existing Mechanicus of Mars you nitwit.

>> No.10045596

>>10045571
Your mother was an ogryn, and your father smelt like heresy.

>> No.10045600

>>10045546
Are you so bad at 40k you don't even know rolling to wound has nothing to do with armour saves?

>> No.10045623

>>10045546
Back in the day when GW still had a sense of humour

*sigh*

>> No.10045633

>>10045600
Yup, I sure am. I'm also terrible at noticing a subtle reference, but if you want to go over it a few more times to tease out the meaning I'll wait.

>> No.10045652

>>10045574
I've written myself into a corner, not enough words rhyme with "Legion."

>> No.10045655

I think it might just work better in Warhammer Fantasy.

>> No.10045662

Black knight would have to be Angron, not just a berserker.

>> No.10045672

>>10045662
Or russ
Seeing as, to win russes trust, the emprah handed his hass to him in a duel.

>> No.10045673

>>10045652
Do Monty Python justice, and make your own words.

>> No.10045675

>>10045652
Region. And, uh... allegiance?

>> No.10045700

>>10045662
the Black Knight would be Abbadon

>> No.10045712

>>10045386
Brave Roboute ran away!
Bravely ran away, away!
When danger rear'd its ugly head he turned his tail and fled!
Yes, brave Roboute turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Bravely taking his whole fleet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
Bravest of the braaaave, Roboute!

>> No.10045720

>>10045700
EMPS AND HIS FUCKING PRIMARCHS, HE TRIES TO RECRUIT THEM FIRST, YES? ANGRON.

>> No.10045734

>>10045712
bravely turned his tail* missed a bit.

>> No.10045962

Decided to abandon the structure of the original a little.

We're the leaders of the Crusade, our forces fight and invade. Though many times we cause war crimes and never, ever get laid, we're the heroes of all mankind, to Horus plotting we are all blind.

Queue Emperor skeleton dancing here.

Though we're all headcases, and have ever slightly racist, between conquests we do not rest, instead we train with maces. Now let's go conquer Terecy...

I hope there is no heresy...


On second thought, let's not go to Terra. It is a silly place.

>> No.10046307

But who takes the role of God?

>> No.10046319

>>10046307
Matt Ward

>> No.10046322

>>10046307

>> No.10046325

We shall not go to holy terra. It is a silly place.

>> No.10046458

This thread.

>> No.10046484

>>10045571

Oh my god, Anon. Take me now.

>> No.10046535

>>10045409
Only this time it is appropriate, seeing as the WH40K setting is grandiose absurd black comedy.

>> No.10046560

>>10045508
Well done!

>> No.10048887

bump

>> No.10051076

>>10045508
Haha, amazing.

>> No.10051263

/tg/ i love you

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