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10021589 No.10021589 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Good morning, lover. Sleep well? You're not still tired from last night, are you?

Well, how about I do a little something to help you wake up...

>> No.10021604
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>>10021589

SURE!

>> No.10021614
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10021614

Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.

>> No.10021626
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>> No.10021628

>>10021604
Hey Doom, one of your tentacles are out. Just making sure you knew~

>> No.10021635
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We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?

>> No.10021652

>>10021614
>>10021635

I miss my Paladin based on Zapp :<

>> No.10021675

In a battle of wits, he prefers to fight unarmed.

>> No.10021686

This thread is now about how Zapp Brannigan (somehow) seduced a Predator chick.

>> No.10021690

>>10021628

YEP. I KNEW. IT'S GETTING A FEEL FOR TZEENTCHNETTE.

HOW THE FUCK ARE YA, BLACKHEART.

>> No.10021697

>>10021588

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>> No.10021699

>>10021686
It's because Zapp Brannigan is the leader, isn't it!

>> No.10021701

>>10021589
You look like a woman who appreciates the finer things in life. Come over here and feel my velour bedspread.

>> No.10021708

to be honest, I'd get jiggy with xenos...

I embrace my heresy.

>> No.10021711

>>10021690
Absolutely hilarious, fapped my arm off, etc.

Now I'm just heading off to play Dungeon Keeper.

>> No.10021716

>>10021711

DUNGEON KEEPER ONE OR TWO?

>> No.10021727

What makes a man Neutral? Is it lust for power, gold, or were they simply born with a heart full of neutrality?

>> No.10021730
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im off to bed, have some xenophilia

>> No.10021736

>>10021730

NIGHT LIAR.

>> No.10021744

Mmm... Welcome to my humble chamber or as I call it, "The Lovenasium".

>> No.10021745

>>10021716
Both, one after the other.

DK1 has larger, somewhat more interesting maps and more creatures.

DK2 has more dungeon "life" going on (aka CASINO DISCO INFERNO, etc.)

>> No.10021751
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>Zapp Brannigan seduced a Predator

>> No.10021752

>>10021730
Delicious xenophilia, I'd feed you some biomass if you bla bla bla.

>> No.10021754

>>10021711
they installed video games in your coffin, sparkleheart?

>> No.10021759

>>10021745

GLORIOUS.

IF ONLY BULLFROG DIDN'T GO BUST.

>> No.10021780

>>10021759
Yes... ;__;

And the audacity of that chinese Dungeon Keeper MMO thing. Gah...

>>10021754
Indeed. Did they develop video games that run on MUD?

>> No.10021805
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10021805

Did someone say xonophelia? Because I'm pretty sure I heard someone say xenophelia.

>> No.10021807

>>10021780
I'd rather lie in the mud than be a tainted unliving freak

>> No.10021836

>>10021807
You go do that, I'll sit here and enjoy smelling like the last girl's perfume, you can enjoy the majestic odour of dogshit in your fur.

>> No.10021841

>>10021805
And yet, they're both Tau.

>> No.10021856

>>10021836
>implying that you aren't a raging homosexual
Cool story, bro.

>> No.10021858

>>10021841

... It was all I had, ok.

>> No.10021875

>>10021836
grass, earth and nightsoil are still preferable to your rotting-corpse and ash tray scent, wyrm-shit

>> No.10021897
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>>10021858
Of course, APPRECIATION of Tau incest can certainly be considered xenophilia.

>> No.10021898

>>10021856
Bisexuality is fun.

>>10021875
You mean trashcan scum, sewer waste and manure piles.

>> No.10021909
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>> No.10021942

>>10021898
you're mistaking me for a deep-city dweller, the places your kind infest like living plague

your dead nose wouldn't pick up any thing before I tore you apart

>> No.10021974

>>10021898
>Implying you can even get laid

>> No.10021978

>>10021942
Yeah yeah, get your weak bullshit harmony 2 crap out of my kitchen.

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You're both insufferable faggots. Kindly take your weak-ass 'storytelling' to your own thread and let the xenophiles get off to hot alien bitches in peace.

>> No.10022044

>>10021978
what the shitting fuck is 'harmony'?

>>10022018
hurry, anon! I hear the garbage truck taking away your breakfast!

>> No.10022050
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Lusty xeno maid?

>> No.10022058

>>10021589
I just got done masturbating so I'm not in the mood. Sorry.

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Xenos, you say?

>> No.10022084
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The emperors work is never finished!

>> No.10022093
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10022093

Your hyoo-mun ways are intriguing.

>> No.10022098

>>10022044
Morality score you inbred idiot

>> No.10022122
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ZERGFUCK ZERGFUCK IT'S AWWWWRIGHT!

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>>10022093
Aren't they?

>> No.10022137

>>10021587

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>> No.10022144

>>10022093
>Hyoo-mun
Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

>> No.10022168
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Somebody shop these bitches into tau

>> No.10022220
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FUCKING XENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

>> No.10022223
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10022223

Grots iz zeenos, right?

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>>10022220
'THIDFUCK 'THIDFUCK IT'S AWWWWWWWWWWWRIGHT!

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>>10022261
WHARGARBBL

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>>10022168
Tau have lady bits?

>> No.10022316

>>10022292
OH GOD, WHERE ARE THEIR NIPPLES?!

>> No.10022319
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>> No.10022330

>>10022316
They're both wearing invisibility suits. Or something.

>> No.10022333
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I'M A HUMAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
I'M A HUMAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
SUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
I'M A HUMAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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>>10022316

>> No.10022381
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Blue is best.

>> No.10022427
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Spoken like a boss.

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>>10022398

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Blue for the blue god! Azure for the azure throne!

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Dem lips, man. Dem lips.

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>>10022452

>> No.10022494

THIS THREAD IS UNCL-
>>10022122
>>10022398
>>10022427
AWW YEAH

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GREEN IZ BEST, YA GIT!

>> No.10022520
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>> No.10022521
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>>10022504
but red goes faster

>> No.10022539
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Can't we all just get along?

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>> No.10022586

>wake up in bed with a Predator chick
>not-so-subtle hint to go at it again
>?????
>PROFIT!

>> No.10022619
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Be going back to sleeping, darling - all uv zis just being zum dream, jah...

>> No.10022624

>>10022619
Nurse Verity is best Verity

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>> No.10022646

>>10022619
Needs more human Verity. God she was sexy.

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>>10022646
These?

>> No.10022676

>>10022657
>>10022671

Yes. The first one especially.

brb, fappin' to DAT RAZORMOUTH

>> No.10022682
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>>10022586
in all honesty, you probably wouldn't survive the second time let alone the first time since the females are both larger and stronger than the males

>> No.10022692

>>10021589
The Yautja do NOT remove their wrist bracers, even for lovemaking.

>> No.10022695

>>10022682
>Suggesting that musclechicks aren't awesome to fuck with and are some reason hell-bent on killing you during reproduction

>> No.10022699

>>10022692

They can't. They're surgically connected to them.

>> No.10022707

>>10022671
>>10022657
>>10022676
Looks like a dude. You might be gay, anon. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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Intra-vaginal tentacle gripping action!

>> No.10022754

>>10022707
Doesn't look like a dude to me at all.

That said I'm already Bisexual, so I couldn't much care either way.

>> No.10022761

>>10022744
FURRRRRRRRRRRRRFAAAAAAAG

>> No.10022781
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>>10022707

Try again.

>> No.10022782

>>10022744
>Furries
): They'd be a sexier if they didn't try so hard to make their character look appealing. Predator women look awesome becuase they still retain a rather intimidating feature such as muscle OR GIANT FUCKING DEATH TEETH..and dreds, and the fat that you know they ritually hunt big things for shits n giggles

>> No.10022783

>>10022754
>Doesn't look like a dude
Seriously? General manfaceness aside, you could pierce the heavens with that chin.

>> No.10022805

>>10021589
She has the exact same body my ex had.

Yes /tg/, I do miss her.

>> No.10022809

>>10022782
Yea. The most attractive Anthro stuff I've seen, has been Scaly things where the character actually looks like she's covered in scales, fangs, and spikes. Actually looks dangerous, instead of like some anthropomorphic newt.

>> No.10022819
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>>10022783

You know who else had a large chin? Possible one of the greatest villainesses of ALL TIME.

>> No.10022822

>>10022809
I hate the internet for making me realize that there are people like this out there.

>> No.10022825

>>10022819
Possibly? Surely you jest.

It is THE villianess.

>> No.10022841

>>10022819
Yeah, but that's classic, awesome Disney animation, not terribad 4chan shitscribbles.

And there's still the whole manface thing. It's just not feminine at all.

>> No.10022845
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>>10022809

So you don't like cartoony?

>> No.10022846
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10022846

Sorry, I just had to post some Maleficent.

>> No.10022847

>>10022822
Sounds like you're new here. That sort of comment is entirely common on /tg/.

>> No.10022858

>>10022846
Keep going.

She's damn sexy.

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>> No.10022877

>>10022841
It's one of the only Disney animations to have blood too. Compare it to anything else they've made, and doubly so for the kind of films being produced when it was, and Sleeping Beauty is pretty dark.

>> No.10022881

>>10022863

This is so true its scary.

>> No.10022882

>>10022809
Exactly, the kink for me at least, is the fact that IF YOU'RE GOING TO BASICALLY TAKE AFTER A FERAL CREATURE DONT TRY TO MAKE IT FUCKING DISNEY PRETTY WHORE SHIT JUST FUCKING GO BANANAS AND MAKE IT LOOK DANGEROUS AND IT WILL RAPE YOU AND LEAVE YOU IN THE MORNING AND TAKE YOUR VIRGINITY WITH IT

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Lets see what I can find.

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It has been quite some time since I got these.

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Stop criminal scum your going to make me sick.

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Aurora is good too

>> No.10022967

Well I've got the green fever now. I'm pretty sure this is your fault /tg/.

>> No.10022991
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>>10022882

Tastes differ, you could argue that the same applies to other fantasy illustrations.

For example the contrast between drawing an elf chick like an elegant killing machine treetop sniper or a kawaii bimbo in a green leaf bikini.

>> No.10022992

>>10022967
Yea, that'll happen if you spend time on /tg/. The more you're here, the more fetishes you pick up.

>> No.10023002

>>10022992
Unless you're a normalfag.

>> No.10023004

>>10022991
And the Kawaii bimbo version is stupid and non-sexy. Just like the same for cuddly, cartoony anthros.

>> No.10023009

>>10022991
Yeah, it just seems stupid to pick up that fetish and then procede to humanize..or civilize..refine..whatever your chosen furfagsona is when you see so many posts of them going "HURRRRRRRRRRRRR FURRIEZ IS BETTER THEN PEOPLE HUMANZ R DIRT"

>> No.10023011
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>>10023002 Normalfag
>Normal

On 4chan?!

>> No.10023018

>>10023002
Nah. You start off a normalfag, and after 2 years of /tg/, you're fapping to bisexual monstergirl orgies and can't get off to any porn where the girl doesn't have teeth big and sharp enough to castrate you if she slips during oral.

>> No.10023030
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>>10023002
>Normalfag

>> No.10023034
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>>10023018

?

>> No.10023042
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10023042

>>10023018
Like this young lady.

>> No.10023043

>>10023018
>2 years
>not 2 months

>> No.10023047

>>10023042
WHY IS THERE NOT MORE RULE 34 OF CUDDLES

FUCK'S SAKE SHE'S LIKE THE SEXIEST THING TO COME OUT OF /tg/ EVER.

>> No.10023053

>>10023047
unless you like oral sex or kisses

>> No.10023055

>>10023034
>Sharp teeth
>Long claws
>Large eyes
>Backwards jointed legs
>Hooves

And now I have to go and masturbate.

>> No.10023062
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>>10023047

>> No.10023068
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>>10023004

Yeah, before marketing makes my penis hard, after marketing just looks retarded.

>> No.10023071

>>10023018
This is what non-normalfags actually believe.

>> No.10023082
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>>10023071 Thinks he's normal.

>> No.10023094

>>10023062
Isn't that the only picture though? Damn shame.

>> No.10023096
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A cartoony style can look attractive if pulled off right.

>> No.10023104
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>>10023042
DAT CUDDLES

>> No.10023118
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>This thread

>> No.10023125

>>10023096
The shading is cartoony, but most of the actual design isn't cartoony apart from the eye and boobs.

>> No.10023133

Did anyone ever save that Cuddles fapfic?

>> No.10023150

>>10023118
Don't try and pretend you don't love it, really.

>> No.10023156
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>>10023133
>Cuddles fapfic

>> No.10023158

>>10023104
Dat Boone!

>> No.10023168
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10023168

This thread needs more insane opera singing magical nazi vampires

>> No.10023170

Fa/tg/uys would have been the type of scum you rounded up on to boat with the promise of raping foreign women.

>> No.10023174
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>> No.10023176
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>>10023168
Yes ... YYYEEEESSSSS~

>> No.10023178
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>>10023168
fffff my one weakness!!!

>> No.10023179
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>> No.10023185
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>>10023168

>> No.10023202
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>>10023185

>> No.10023207

>>10023170
Hell no. Rape is disgusting and not arousing in the slightest.

>> No.10023208
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/tg/ = Sexual exloration corps

>> No.10023223
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>>10023208
I'm okay with that

>> No.10023225

>>10023156
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5366612/

>> No.10023229
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10023229

xenophillia is best phillia

>> No.10023235

>>10023133
Dear gods, please, someone post this.

And if anyone has any Cuddles porn, that would result in my eternal gratitude.

>> No.10023243

>>10023225

You sir, are a gentleman.

Cuddles is fucking hot.

>> No.10023245
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DAT ALMA

>> No.10023248
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10023248

Rip, kind of looks like Cuddles

>> No.10023257

AHHHHHHHH.

>> No.10023258
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>> No.10023263

I'm trying to repost it here, but I keep getting a message saying "Part of your post isn't allowed to be posted".

Link is http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5366612/, though.

>> No.10023269
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>> No.10023273
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>> No.10023286
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>> No.10023301

>>10023248

And human Verity. Guess what they all share in common?

>> No.10023307

>>10023235
There are, to date, only two pictures. One is >>10023062, and I think the other is in the fapfic thread.

>> No.10023330

>>10023301
DEM FANGS

Though Verity is kinda short and curvy. Both Cuddles and Rip are deliciously tall, thin, and bony.

>> No.10023331

>>10023307

Then someone who can draw needs to draw some.

It's a /tg/ological imperative.

>> No.10023340

>>10023331
WHERE IS GREENMARINE

WE HAVE A QUEST FOR HIM

>> No.10023343
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>>10023235
This is all I got.

>> No.10023346

>>10023225

'dawwwww. I would love Cuddle tenderly. And kiss her gently on her fangs.

>> No.10023351
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>> No.10023357

>>10023346
>implying she would have anything to do with you

>> No.10023359

>>10023330

Um, I believe they're all about the same size. I mean Verity is six foot, Cuddles is what? About that height too?

>> No.10023365

>>10023359

Cuddles is about six, going on seven feet. She's fucking tall.

>> No.10023373

>>10023365
>>10023359

And everyone in Hellsing is fucking seven foot tall and utterly anorexic. Goddamn stylized art style.

>> No.10023380

>>10023359
Somewhere between seven and eight. She's apparently tall enough to look a Space Marine in the eyes, but painfully skinny.

>> No.10023387

>>10023343
There was an updated version with bigger teeth and redone bionic eyes.

>> No.10023389
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>> No.10023391
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cuddles?

>> No.10023400

>>10023391

Another foot, drop forty pounds, and you'd be about there.

>> No.10023406
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10023406

>>10023365
She started out small.

>> No.10023415
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10023415

DO WANT DO WANT DO WANT DO WANT DO WANT

>> No.10023417

>>10023391
Thinner and more slender. She isn't particularly muscular, and she does have noticable curves at the bust and hip.

>> No.10023426

>>10023400
I think that woman is close to seven foot, she is a female basketball player.

>> No.10023436

>>10023406

...Is it wrong that I want to fuck LoliCddles just as much?

>> No.10023437
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>>10023417
Anorexic as she is, she has a curvy butt.

>> No.10023448

>>10023437

ugh, I hate people who draw in GIMP

>> No.10023450

>>10023437
I wouldn't say she's annorexic. She doesn't look like she's starving, just...stretched. Like a rubber band.

>> No.10023453
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>>10023437
Anorexia describes a behavior not a weight or build.
Another tall athletic woman for your viewing pleasure.

>> No.10023474

You are now realising that trying to have sex with Cuddles would be like trying to have sex with a giant, anthropomorphic spider that's missing four legs. You wouldn't be able to do anything without being clonked by one of her long, gangly limbs.

>> No.10023483

>>10023474

We'll just tie her up then.

...oooh er, that sounds pretty nice.

>> No.10023486

>>10023474
No I am imagining her wrapping those spindly legs around me while I fuck her against a wall.

>> No.10023490

>>10023474
Also, unblinking bionic eyes.

Staring.

Always. Just...staring.

>> No.10023495
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>>10023474

I could live with that....

>> No.10023498

Need Verity, Cuddles, Cultistchan and Taokaka all wearing a uniform as a sort of girls WIT DEM TEEF AND SPEECH IMPEDIMENT REPRESENT!

>> No.10023501

>>10023474

Sounds pretty good to me.

>> No.10023502

>>10023486
Oh, man. That...sounds rather attractive, when you put it that way.

>>10023483
As far as I know she's not the submissive type.

>> No.10023508

>>10023490

And don't forget that wheezing breathing through her teeth.

>> No.10023511

>>10023498
German is a speech impediment?

>> No.10023515
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>>10023474
I had a similar feeling about sleeping with my ex. I once took an elbow to the eye during a spooning mishap. But yea, "making love to a spider" was how I often described it to friends.

>> No.10023517

>>10023301
Verity, who?

>> No.10023522

Anyone have the DAT ASS female predator pic? I seem to have lost it.

>> No.10023523

>>10023511
Counts-as.

>> No.10023525

>>10023511

Well I got the implication she speaks that badly because of her teeth/mouth shape. Its the same with Cultistchan I believe, and Cuddles apparantly has had her mouth/vocal cords ruined so talks like SHODAN.

>> No.10023526

>>10023508

Dunno where she's been shown to be wheezing. Besides, wouldn't it be more like a quiet, sexy hiss in the background?

>> No.10023533

>>10023525

She talks through telepathy, IIRC.

>> No.10023537
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>>10023522
Sure

>> No.10023540

>>10023533

Yes, but like SHODAN.

>> No.10023547

>>10023525
...and Cata-chan has the goddamn gap-whistle when she talks.

Jesus christ /tg/.

>> No.10023550

>>10023525
Cuddles doesn't speak verbally at all - her jaws are fused in that position and can't move. She communicates telepathically. But, yes, her mindspeak does indeed sound like Shodan.

Which only makes her sexier.

>> No.10023551

>>10023537
Awesome, thanks.

>> No.10023564

>>10023498 Notice they all have red eyes and shark maws.

MOTHER OF GOD

>> No.10023565

>>10023498
>Taokaka
Who?

>> No.10023569
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tall but not that lanky

>> No.10023571
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>>10023565

>> No.10023572

Was Nurse verity modeled after the German doctor from the rescuers down under?

>This is rusted tight. I wouldn't dream of using such tools. Bring me the epidermal tissue disrupter!

>> No.10023578

>>10023572

Nurse Verity is based on German scientists/nurses/doctors in general. Notice most evil scientists have a German accent.

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>>10023572
Picture relevant to quote did not upload.

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>>10023571

>> No.10023605

>>10023571
Ah...she is quite hot. Not as hot as Cuddles, mind.

>> No.10023612
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>>10023590

>> No.10023635

When catachan orgasms she makes that Arnold AUUUuuaarGGH sound.

>> No.10023643

>>10023564
/tg/. Were we like our women seven feet tall, skeletally thin, with teeth to make a shark jealous and THE EYES OF SATAN.

>> No.10023655

>>10023635
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfKc5AeyLow&feature=PlayList&p=44B43C58F6673D97&playnext_
from=PL&playnext=1&index=36

>> No.10023660

>>10023635
great, not we're more turned on

>> No.10023661

>>10023635
>When catachan orgasms she makes that Arnold AUUUuuaarGGH sound.

Well, my boner just died.

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>>10023660
*now

>> No.10023672

>>10023635
When Cuddles orgasms, she probably makes this long, rattling, rasping sound in the back of her throat.

>> No.10023676

>>10023643
It is like some sort of reverse Marry sue process.
"dude she isn't weird enough yet"
"alright, she is missing her big toes due to a congenital defect and she smells like garbage."

>> No.10023677

>>10023655
>>10023635
lol

>> No.10023679
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>>10023612
BIG O! SHOWTIME!!!!!!!!!

>> No.10023680

>>10023655
"Girly man, dherez nodhing moar brutal dhan Nneeeaaaurrgghhh"

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>>10023676

>> No.10023701

>>10023498

1.Give them all hoodies.
2.Make them a wrestling
3.????
4.PROFIT/PROMOTIONS!

>> No.10023712

>>10023661
>>When catachan orgasms she makes that Arnold AUUUuuaarGGH sound.

It would be even better if she mostly made that eh, eh, eh sound like in Japanese porn the she burst into the Arnold impression on climax.

>> No.10023713

>>10023701 2.Make them a wrestling faction

my bad

>> No.10023719

>>10023680
I always imagine Catachan talking exactly like Austrian Death Machine's Arhnorldh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zbw1ynNlVg&feature=PlayList&p=44B43C58F6673D97&playnext_
from=PL&index=37&playnext=2

>> No.10023723

>>10023701
Hoodies aren't sexy though.

Go with the Verity theme. Skimpy, fetishy nurse uniforms.

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>>10023723

>> No.10023767

>>10023748
I can't be the only one who saw that and thought it needed YOU GONNA GET RAPED shooped onto it.

>> No.10023782

>>10023666
"I'm Catachan of the Segmentus obscurus and I gotta gotta go!.
There's a iron men revolution..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_FviuK_QHk&feature=related

>> No.10023788

>>10023748

That's not a hoodie. It's a shawl.

Hoodies are Chav shit.

>> No.10023789

>>10023723
I'm imagining Cuddles wearing a PVC miniskirt.

It pleases me. Dem legs, man. Dem long, long fucking legs.

>> No.10023791

>>10023643

Also, we seem to like girls that would easily kick our asses. Not a dainty damsel flower in the lot.

>> No.10023813

>>10023791

Considering how casually misogynistc we usually are, it's amusing to think that we want to be loved and protected by a big strong, terrifying amazon of a woman.

>> No.10023821

>>10023791
Oh yea. Dominance and assertiveness are hella sexy in women.

>> No.10023829

>>10023788
Well I have fond memories of being a middle school skater shit.

>> No.10023833

>>10023813
Advice from Espagnoll:
If you want to have a sentimental relation with a martial artist woman, don't go for those who do judo or aikido.

>> No.10023841

>>10023813
/tg/ Probably wants strong/assertive/amazonian women to prove our inner-misogynist wrong.
We already knew it ahead of time - most fa/tg/uys are fucked up so much that an asylum makes more sense then a regular house.

>> No.10023867

>>10023841
I think it is just the natural dynamic of the nerd dating the female bully, he isn't assertive or confident enough to ask girls out so he has to wait for the aggressive one to claim him.

>> No.10023869

Guy-who-wrote-the-Cuddles-fapfic here.

Might do another sometimes. I thought interest in her had faded, but apprently not.

Anything you'd particularly like to see?

>> No.10023887

>>10023867
Not to mention that a girl who's manly and has numerous physical/mental defects is much more likely to be willing to be willing to accept them.

>> No.10023909

>>10023887

We're nerds. Social outcasts. Misfits are the kind of girls who'd be more acceptive.

>> No.10023939

>>10023887
I don't think any of the four mentioned earlier are particularly manly. Cuddles and Cultist sure aren't. Verity is, a bit, I guess.

>> No.10023992

>>10023939 Verity is

Gnoll/Flind runt, so...
Gnoll (+1 Amazoness)
Runt (-! Amazoness)

Ergo, about average.

>> No.10024005
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10024005

>248956

>> No.10024006

>>10023939
The Height for cuddles is manly.

Cultist just reminds me of a girl I once knew who hung out with us dorks on occasion, she would snort or swallow anything offered to her and fuck her druggie friends in the bathroom.

>> No.10024009

>>10023869

Anything's good, as long as it's got a decent 'daaaaaawww quota. Cuddles is cute, in her own freaky way, so it's best to play to that strength.

>> No.10024065

>>10024006
I'm not sure about the height issue. She's not got a masculine build...if she was tall and well-built, like Cata-chan, then I'd agree. But Cuddles' body shape is almost an exaggerated parody of the idealised female form - freaky-cute face excepted.

>> No.10024110

>>10023939
Here a video about MMA women.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2U2GUOGiwE

>> No.10024130

>>10023869
>>10024009
>>10024065

Don't forget, too, that when her teeth bcame a gaping maw of fangs, her hands turned into pseudo-claws, too. People seem to forget that a lot.

>> No.10024159

>>10024130
It's easy to forget because of Culexus' drawing style, but yea. She's got sharp, gnarly fingers.

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>721118

>> No.10024205
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10024205

From Mr. Culexus' DA:
The case against random rolls. by *Mr-Culexus
Fan Art / Cartoons/Comics / Digital / Games ©2008-2010 *Mr-Culexus

This is is why random rolling characters in DH can be bad. We have here 2 metres of void born on a rogue trader, albino psyker. her sanctioning blew out her eyes (now bionic) and her divination caused a minor mutation, which became a major mutation which took the form of a fanged maw and claws. So help me, I can't think of a name for this monstrosity.

EDIT: Character seems to be getting popular. May as well move her to the gallery.

>> No.10024223

"Cuddles" full name is S.P Jonquil Lancaster in case anyone missed it. Verity's first name is Atropos.

>> No.10024239
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And DEM TEEF

>> No.10024268

>>10024239
"Neeeaaaurgguaaahhh!!!"

>> No.10024281

>>10023887
They could just go for chubby chicks instead of insane and or mutants.

>> No.10024283

>>10024239

LESBIANS! FOR DA KAY-YOSS EMPRAH!

>> No.10024290

>>10024223
>Jonquil Lancaster
Sure is A Song of Ice and Fire in here.

>> No.10024298
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>973340

>> No.10024301
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>>10024281

Hey we're desperate but we're not THAT desperate!

>> No.10024308
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>>10024110
I wish my neck would thicken up like cyborg's.

>> No.10024311
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>>10024281
Espagnoll advice:
Chubby are great, you know fat in the breasts is the one more hard to get rid? So, if you want a big tits gf you only have to pick a cute chubby or fat girl and then convince her to do some diet and exercise.

>> No.10024327

>>10024311

You just say that because you want to eat people!

>> No.10024339
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>622094

>> No.10024341

>>10024311
Do you think they have the social skills in the first place to politely help their girlfriend get in shape with out being a huge ass?

>> No.10024377

>>10024341

It's just a question of asking them to tag along with you to the gym. They are women, they like to do things "together".

>> No.10024378

>>10024281
Some do. However, when imagining this shit, it's much easier to gloss over the flaws / embellish the positives of abstract/unfamiliar traits than it is for something familiar and tangible like obesity.

>> No.10024379

>>10024281
You know, I'd take a two-meter tall albino psychic mutant over a chubby chick any day.

>> No.10024389

>>10024341

Sometimes being blunt works best.

Blunt like a Speeding semi-trailer.

>> No.10024394

>>10024378
Even when you take the flaws into account, really, they aren't terrible.

>> No.10024402

>>10024377
Half of /tg/ vehemently hates the gym out of fear of becoming a bro or something.

>> No.10024407

>>10024379
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you;

/tg/ summed up in less than 20 words.

>> No.10024434

>>10024379

Nothing wrong with albinos. All their nice bits are an absolutely beautiful pale pink. It's delicious.

>> No.10024450

I'd just prefer the chubby, but then I prefer chubbies so I don't know.

>> No.10024461

>>10024434
I've scoured the internet for Albino Porn and never found any. It's a shame.

>> No.10024472

>>10024461

I know. It's insanely hard to find. Shit is incredibly frustrating. All I've ever dug up is readheads with hair dye and white body makeup.

>> No.10024517

>>10024461
Because most albino are ugly and/or sick.

>> No.10024518

I wish the trolls hadn't set into the chubby girl thread so quickly yesterday, I would have liked to have seen a picture of her butt.

>> No.10024528

>>10024394
A severely mentally scarred, gangly-limbed giant mutant with claws for hands and a perpetually smiling mouth full of razor blades who can only communicate via telepathic computer-speech.

A disgusting whore who smells and feels like greasy meat, has fucked up teeth, is an idiot, and is probably riddled with STDs.

A sociopathic animal-"person" whose fur is probably matted with blood and semen and is as likely to fuck you as she is to disembowel and eat you.

A gap-toothed redneck chick with the body of a roid-raging man.

Yeah, nothing terrible about those at all.

>> No.10024538

>>10024528

The first one is quite to my tastes. Cuddles is olev.

>> No.10024567

>>10024528
>gangly-limbed giant mutant with claws for hands and a perpetually smiling mouth full of razor blades

That, potentially, is an advantage if you're into that sort of thing. Which several people in the thread are.

>who can only communicate via telepathic computer-speech.

The telepathy could get a little wearing, I'll accept, yes. Since there's always the possibility she'll quietly be rummaging around in your head to see if there's anything you're not telling her.

>A severely mentally scarred,

As far as I know, Cuddles is actually relatively well-balanced. She's intellegent and crafty, and I believe her only major malajustment is she's a little TO enthusiastic about blowing up the Emperor's enemies with her mind bullets.

>> No.10024570

>>10024538
>Severely mentally scarred
>quite to my tastes
What's it like having all of the self-centered assholery of a douchey "bro", without any of the success? Fulfilling?

>> No.10024578

>>10024567
Uh...isn't there a comic where she basically breaks Boone's mind by showing her the pain she's been through?

>> No.10024592

>>10024567
>I believe her only major malajustment is she's a little TO enthusiastic about blowing up the Emperor's enemies with her mind bullets.

The standard abhuman working hard to prove her self to the emperor because she isn't good enough thing?

>> No.10024600

>>10024578

And the fact that she's not completely bonkers after having seen that Live? Strong-willed girl, that.

>> No.10024606

>>10024567
>>10024578
Also, I really hate to play this card, but people are also "into" rape/guro/vore. Does that suddenly make those things not "terrible?"

>> No.10024618

>>10024606

Never said it didn't. We just said we liked it, is all.

>> No.10024631

>>10024600
>not completely bonkers
>extra enthusiastic about killing things
wut

>> No.10024632

>>10024570

I think you're missing the point here.

>> No.10024655

>>10024632
Pretty sure I'm not, actually. Feel free to prove me wrong though. Make sure you take into account that the post he's replying to made no mention of her being "strong willed" or "better for having been tragically traumatized." It simply said that she's fucked up and has suffered extensively in her life.

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>>10024578
Not "breaks" so much as "reinforces." "Every single day 1-3"

>> No.10024694

>>10024655

Well, I read it that he was referring to the physical qualities mentioned. From what I can see, the thread's been mostly just about physical stuff, so it seems reasonable to me that he/she just glossed over that bit.

>> No.10024717

>>10024694
>so it seems reasonable to me that he/she just glossed over that bit.
And now we return to my original post. :p
>>10024378

>> No.10024744

>>10024717
Though it still begs the question *why* that was glossed over. Whether he thought it was irrelevant, or just idealizing things as you say, or potentially that he didn't agree with it or did not acknowledge that cuddles is mentally scarred.

It's not like this is an exact medium for communication, after all. Brevity leads to miscommunication through omission.

>> No.10026121

>>10024528
>>A gap-toothed redneck chick with the body of a roid-raging man.

The E cups balance it out.

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