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[ERROR] No.10016497 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

HEY YOU FUCKING WHORES! GET THE FUCK UP! SLANESHFAGS TRYING TO SUMMON THAT WHORE CHAOS GOD OF THEIRS!

>> No.10016507

good.

>> No.10016512

>>10016507
FUCK YOU, HERETIC!

>> No.10016516

I'll help.

>> No.10016517

Well keep it out my back yard. I don't feel like whapping cultists with brooms tonight.

>> No.10016526

>>10016516
..............'NESHI WHORE!

>> No.10016532

WHEN I WAS

>> No.10016536

You gonna stop us?
Also: Honored Matres here. All other Slaanesh worshipers are retard-tier.

>> No.10016549

>> No.10016558

>>10016536
IM NOT! WE ARE!

*AN ANGRY TITAN APPEARS OUT OF NO WHERE ON ENEMY LINES!

>> No.10016565

Let's go.

>> No.10016567

im okay with this

>> No.10016581

Go away now you ugly ass bitch. These are bad posts and you should feel bad for posting them.

>> No.10016587

>> No.10016606

CHARGE YOU PIGFUCKS! INTO THOSE WHORES BODIES!

ANGRY MARINES! ALWAYS ANGRY! ALL THE TIME!

*ANGRY LANDSPEEDERS BEGIN COMING OUT OF NO WHERE*

>> No.10016613

>> No.10016614

NA NA NA

>> No.10016615

>>10016581
HOLY SHIT!
ITS THE GOD EMPEROR!

>> No.10016633

>>10016614
GET THE FUCK BACK HERE SO WE CAN KICK YOUR COCAINE ADDICTED CLOWN ASS!

>> No.10016635

I'M HELPING!

>> No.10016636

>>10016615
No, THIS is the God-Emperor.

>> No.10016649

NEED BACK UP YOU FAGGOTS! WHERES OUR OTHER CHAPTER BROS!?

>> No.10016658

>> No.10016661

>>10016636
Your god Emperor is a DUCKING WORM OF ASSHOLE FUCKETRY! SCREW OFF DICK!

>> No.10016671

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE?!

>> No.10016679

>>10016658
Leman Russ! You can surely help!

>> No.10016681

>>10016671
SLANNESHI WHORES IS WHAT!

>> No.10016689

HEY! LEMAN RUSS! YOU ASSHOLE! I STILL HAVEN'T HEARD AN APOLOGY FROM YOU YET, YOU FURRY FAGGOT!

>> No.10016701

>>10016497

>> No.10016719

>>10016681

Oooooh yes. Harder....

Nnnng. Again. NNNNNG.

Just as *Hnnng* Planned.

>> No.10016721

there is nothing you can do to stop us

>> No.10016735

>>10016701
FUCK! NOT YOU AGAIN! WAIT!!! DIDNT YOU HAVE BLACK HAIR!? THE FUCK ANNOYING CAN YOU GET! FAAAAAAAAAAAH~!

>> No.10016747

FUCK! NOW I KNOW WE NEED TO CALL HIM!

>> No.10016759

>>10016701
FOR RUSS AND THE EMPEROR

>> No.10016767

>>10016532
A YOUNG BOY

I PLAYED THE SILVER BALL

>> No.10016775

>>10016721
Holy shit. Remember finding this book in my childhod.

>> No.10016776

>>10016759

I'd ask if you had any lube for those, but we both know I prefer it without.

>> No.10016781

INQUISITOR BADASIOUS IS ON HIS WAY POSSIBLY!

>> No.10016794

>>10016747
Activating...

>> No.10016815

The only thing left is exterminatus.

>> No.10016816

>>10016794
WE ALSO CALLED HIM!

>> No.10016820

>>10016776
BURN.

>> No.10016824

>>10016815
WAIT! LETS SEE IF THE EMPEROR TITAN CAN KICK SOME FUCKING ASS! IF NOT I WANT THE DESTROY THE WORLD WORSE BUTTON HIT!

>> No.10016832

>>10016679
>>10016759
Meh, I'm not really up for it... whatever it is.

>> No.10016851

>>10016832
It looks like we're burnin' some heretics.

Always good fun.

>> No.10016854

Well now, whats going on here?

>> No.10016855

Hai, guys.
Nevermind me, just here to watch tonight, In an hour I can legally have booze.

>> No.10016868

>>10016855
*Stares at you until you whimper away*

>> No.10016875

Whatever happened to Love can Bloom?

>> No.10016879

Max , I told you not come here. gosh now you are doomed too.....

>> No.10016883

>>10016855
YIFF... IN HELL... BOYZ! GET DA BURNAS!!! WAAGHHH!!!!

>> No.10016885

>>10016855
Fire.

>> No.10016891

>>10016875
Turns out he did pull the trigger...

>> No.10016895

>>10016868
no thanks, I'll pass on the whimpering. You inquistors don;t scare me.

>> No.10016900

>>10016820

Yes please.

>> No.10016901

>>10016875
*BLAM*

Right, the only way to kill these harlets is by taking away their kinkyness, thus we must make them sterile and not able to get boners or get sexually excited...Creed is on that task right now.

>> No.10016906

Leman Russ here. I was actually always a little girl.

Bark bark!

>> No.10016917

>>10016855
Are you having the minimum legal amount of fun?

>> No.10016921

>>10016901

Look up the Soviet sensory deprivation chamber. It's a way they used to torture people without hurting them. Denies any sensory stimulus at all.

>> No.10016923

>>10016906
what the........ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff-

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH~!?!?!?!?!

>> No.10016937

>>10016923

Don't mind me, I'm just a little dog-girl. The Emperor told me I was adopted! Bark bark!

>> No.10016941

>>10016921
Good idea....weaponize it into an exterminatus method ASAP, we'll strike from low orbit.

*BLAMS another neshi whore with his laser eye*

>> No.10016959

>>10016917
meh, booze is booze. not to mention. Living in Alabama gets kinda boring. but at least I can bring us all together to hate of the furry. fine by me.

>> No.10016964

>>10016948

But I'm Leman Russ, Primarch of the Space Puppies! You can't say that to me, bark bark!

>> No.10016969

>>10016900
THAT is your God? Lame...
Mine is bristling with way more atomic rockets than that.
WAY MORE.
Literally, bristling.

>> No.10016979

>>10016964
STOP BARKING AND ATTACK THOSE WHORES!

>> No.10017003

>this thread

>> No.10017009

>>10016979

You're the only whore here, you fanatical shitebag! Arr, ye'd best be showin' me some respect, laddie. Bark bark!

>> No.10017015

ALWAYS ANGRY! ALL THE TIME!

*hundreds of angry marines storm the line*

>> No.10017017

>>10016921

The sheer, utter neural destabilization. Exquisite.

*Hnnnng*

>>10016969

No sweetie, that's Rick. Rick's just a big fan. My god doesn't need bristling weaponry, because my god is fucking yours.

>> No.10017041

I'm hungry. Little Slaaneshis look so tasty.

>> No.10017046

>>10017017
I dont think I told you to leave my chambers, get back in them before I purge you again. Also hows that sterilization bomb going? Im getting bored killing these heretics with my brain...

>> No.10017049

>>10017003

>> No.10017055

>>10017015

YOU SHOULD STOP ATTACKING NOW AND LET THEM FUCK YOU LIKE THE FAGGOTS YOU ARE!

AUHGOAILGEUGTYAHENGU7HOA3JILTUGFASHNC,JABWGETRHOFHQAGFAKUELJHYBRGTEFRHYETYJHBVRYJKNDBSDBREYTJDNX

>> No.10017060

Is dis a fight?

>> No.10017079

>>10017017
Fucking tens of thousands of atomic missiles? Sounds like an accident waiting to happen...

>> No.10017082

>>10017055
BUT THEIR FAGGOTRY IS FILLING UP THE FUCKING AIR!

>> No.10017086

>>10017046
So, one question. Is there anything in your life, that I could be off help with, to remove it, so as to make your self happier?

>> No.10017111

>>10017079

>> No.10017114

>>10017082

THAT'S JUST YOUR OWN FAGGOTRY, YOU SHIT-FOR-BRAINS FLEA-SCRATCHER MAN-THING.

... I think my impersonation needs work.

>> No.10017118

>>10017086
Yes, kill yourself and get out of my sight before I make you into my breakfeast tomorrow, Im going on a low carb diet. Actually, just die so I can make you into a egg in a basket tomorrow for my morning tea.

>> No.10017135

Is there an Angry Imperial Guard?

>> No.10017142

>>10017118
But that'd be eating heresy. Which is HERESY.

And then I'll eat YOU.

>> No.10017144

>>10017082

My Bitches; Many
Yours; None

>> No.10017156

Look at me, I'm an Inquisitor! Blah blah blah, purge purge purge. I'm certainly not a pompous arse masquerading as someone serving a higher purpose! Nope! Not a chance!

... Bark bark!

>> No.10017157

>>10017142
Incidentally this would also be Heresy.

>> No.10017180

I don't fight, I watch.

>> No.10017189

>>10017144
Sisters of battle: Our bitches
-cold
-chaste
-just the way we like em'

>> No.10017194

>>10017157
Ah, but I would have already killed that hersey, thus it'd be a low carb hersey diet, its to help me stay fit and overcome hersey. Afterall I am an inquisitor. Also...

>>10017156

*BLAM*

>> No.10017196

>>10017157
I thought that was to be expected from me.

>> No.10017200

>>10017148
I could just make you breakfast in the morning. I can also go bother somebody else if it would make your day less stressful. After all I have made good friends with your Captain Rhodes.

>> No.10017208

>>10017194

You're a terrible shot with that storm bolter, you know.

>> No.10017211

>>10017189

Incidentally, we also like them.

>> No.10017212

>>10017200
No, I need more trophies for my hallway, its under rennovations, now its a 8 hour jog down it.

>> No.10017222

>> No.10017224

>>10017135

Commissar Fuklaw IS the entire Angry Imperial Guard.

>> No.10017250

>>10017224
Ah, Fuklaw- you and your men can begin bombardment now. I must go and stare down that chaos portal over there. Good luck commissar.

>> No.10017257

>>10017212
I could whip you up some daemons to fight, and some cultists to rend to gather your self some trophies. Maybe I could even get you an apointment with one of our Greater Daemons of Tzeentch, That would make you a very famous Inquistor to have defeated one such beast.

>> No.10017268

Look at me, I make up fake furry chapters and rage at people who comment on them! Baww baww, teenage angst!

>> No.10017274

>>10017211
I neglected to mention we plant explosives in their asses. New program we got going on here at the Administratum. Gonna see how it "blows over" if you know what I mean... I think you do.

>> No.10017283

>>10017268
Angst is what I throw away in the garbage when I encounter it.

*Keeps staring down the Chaos Portal*

>> No.10017285

>>10017196

Oh hello navigator.

Still looking flat these days?

>> No.10017286

>>10017268
by the way, Tzeentch was looking for you, Changeling. Had business for you to attend to

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