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[ERROR] No.10003978 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Oh hey guys look what I found.

>> No.10003989

Ohhhh so that's how it happen.

>> No.10003994

Look at his face at the last panel.

>> No.10003997

Guy should have said... "I shall build you a cradle!"

And the King facepalms

>> No.10004001

Well played, Oglaf. Well played.

>> No.10004006

...that last panel is seriously the first thing that's made me chuckle at anything on the internet in months.

>> No.10004008

It's funny, but there are no penises. What fuck?

>> No.10004013

The alt text is "Foolish Theasus, I built the entire labyrinth out of string!"

>> No.10004018

I love the last panel

>> No.10004039

That baby must e a god damn tiny if you ought to build a labyrinth out of that, besides if you even made a labyrinth out of cheese it ought to smell like a motherfucker.

Its like stuffing pillows with prawns.

>> No.10004040


>disappointed with a lack of penis

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>> No.10004049

guys what comic is this?

I bring you a gift of Orky Emprah.

>> No.10004050


The labyrinth is to hold the chesse, and the labyrinth is made out of string because Theasus, who slayed the miinotaur in greek myth, used string to find his way back.

>> No.10004055


He's not offering to build a labyrinth OUT of the things, he's offering to build them to HOLD it.

>> No.10004057


You should know that the cocks dissappeared after they tried thinking about the wagon "It'll be there faster than you" causing serious paradox and their brains or whats left of them explode.

Is still want my cocksword.

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>> No.10004062

I think he's just confused that an Oglaf comic can be funny and lack dicks at the same time.

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>> No.10004071

I think these are much funnier when they aren't porn.

I like porn, but I don't find it funny.

>> No.10004076


Why do oglaf comics make the best reaction images?

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>> No.10004107

link to site?

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>> No.10004114


Google Oglaf, it should be the first hit.

>> No.10004120


No idea.

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>> No.10004131


lawl, boxer kockey

>> No.10004136

Daedalus has Dorf blood in him?

>> No.10004143

I bet the artist goes here. Pretty sure the person who does Keychain of Creation lurks here too, so it's not unlikely.

>> No.10004153

That would explain why Icarus act like an idiot.

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>> No.10004162

>Pretty sure the person who does Keychain of Creation lurks here too
Yeah he lurk here. Seen that picture of Tits for /tg/.

>> No.10004171

the exterminatusnow crew lurks here. At least one of them is a /b/tard.

Yes it is a cool name. It's sonic fan character furry 'verse though. Google at your own risk.

>> No.10004177

how long until someone photoshops the last panel of that CAD comic?

>> No.10004183

Furry meet 40k. Great

>> No.10004184

Yes she does.

>> No.10004188

you think thats a hard to copy style?

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>> No.10004194

Better challenge. Somehow shop Daedalus into the CAD comic.

>> No.10004212

Jukashi is a guy. Fat irish guy.

He also runs a quest on tgchan.

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>> No.10004256

I was talking about the author of Oglaf.

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>> No.10004286

Over 10 seconds in Photoshop.

>> No.10004289

Sorry, I misinterpreted you.

>> No.10004296

Half Dwarf detected

>> No.10004307

No worries bro, it's chill.

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>> No.10004329

Your webcomic is terrible and you should feel terrible.

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>> No.10004345

I wish we'd get more of those two.

>> No.10004366

surprised this hasn't been posted

>> No.10004376

I'm sorry you feel that way!

>> No.10004387

Oh god. Look at all the image artifacts cropping up. We'll soon need some kind of structure to hold all these precious, precious artifacts.

>> No.10004394

I'm not that guy and can't say it's terrible, I actually enjoyed it for quite a long time, but can't help being WTF'd by the current SECRET'SFAMILYDRAMA arc.

>> No.10004397

Do you feel terribly sorry?

>> No.10004398

>"Foolish Theasus

>> No.10004406

it's because they are not aesthetically pleasing to the eye

>> No.10004415

Oh? They were rather pleasing to the eye after the last fountain they visited.

>> No.10004418

I don't know about that...

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>> No.10004432

I'd feel more sorry if I knew what I'd done to make you not like it.
Is it a good WTF? It's a hard balancing act, when you try to bring a character's past more into the spotlight.

>> No.10004434


Over 10,000 hours in Paint.net etc.

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>> No.10004443

How about a box?

>> No.10004456

>googles keychains of creation
Not my cup of tea.

>> No.10004461

You guys knew Bum tickley plays warmachine?



>> No.10004472

What would you do if you found this Fountain of Girl?
Drink from it?
Pour it into the city water supply?

>> No.10004473

Just because he likes something, that doesn't make it bad. Hitler liked art, cats, and was a vegetarian. That doesn't make those things (more) evil.

>> No.10004477

>Is it a good WTF?
Not really. Maybe I'm just affected by inane ramblings on patternspider forums, but the possibility of Marena being Secret's mother (or father) sounds awful.
Though Misho is pretty awesome lately.

>> No.10004486

Claim it, find an antidote, sell the water and the antidote.

>> No.10004490


You'd get tired of lesbian sex forever.

Well, until the next city finds out there is a city entirely full of relatively weak, nubile women one over.

>> No.10004492

Vegetarianism is pretty evil. It turns people into veggies.

>Pour it into the city water supply?
I like the way you're thinking.

>> No.10004493

>Your mum, dad and granny are all girls now
what do you do?

>> No.10004497


Did somebody say -4 STR?

>> No.10004502

Don't know what do.

>> No.10004503

ha ha now the b^u comic make sense

>> No.10004508

no, I'm going more about the lines that he's watching you post this at this very moment.

And that his DM arc isnt just stereotypical shit since he might have contact with some real roleplayers.

>> No.10004509

I'll spoil one thing right now: Marena is not Secret's mother. There is something there, but it's far more complicated than that.

>> No.10004511

only if I found the fountain of cock as well

>> No.10004512

It's not necessarily the city you like in.

>> No.10004519

>Well, until the next city finds out there is a city entirely full of relatively weak, nubile women one over.
>of marriageable age

I have a mental image of hordes of men flock to this town and then proposing en mass.

>> No.10004520


The sad thing is, his stuff isn't that bad when he actually draws.

Christ, I just defended Fuckley, I feel so dirty.

>> No.10004524

The water appears to turn everything you are wearing into a bikini. This would not bode well if all the guards are wearing their only armour and weapons. And the blacksmiths their hammers and whatnot.

Try explaining to the traders that you have none of that without word getting out.

>> No.10004526

Two weeks in a row with nothing horrible happening to a man. Are you sure this is Oglaf?

>> No.10004527


I like to think that the Fountain of Cock won't turn her back into a man, it'll just give her a cock on top of what she already has.

>> No.10004528

I don't see how that was implied anywhere. I guess it was just fanwankery.

>> No.10004534


All my theories down the drain. Jesus.

>> No.10004536

use the fountain to upgrade all hambeasts and fags to Girl level. It's the right thing to do.

>> No.10004543


She's saving her ideas.

>> No.10004547

That seems likely. Along with turning him/her into a giant cock. Or a normal sized one.

>> No.10004553

> it'll just give her a cock on top of what she already has.
Instant hot shemales! Yes!

>> No.10004556

I just figured it would turn his tongue into a cock.

>> No.10004557

It's a fairly easy conclusion to draw, compared to some of the hints I've dropped.
Secret's mother was a homewrecker.
Marena went on a 'tour' of Creation before she calmed down.
Marena has a child that she doesn't know the location of, but Aria does.

Unfortunately, Secret's older than she looks.

>> No.10004561

>Secret's older than she looks

Is that her secret?

>> No.10004562

yeah 'proposing'

>> No.10004568

There is no fountain of Cock. You need to use the Cockbats for that.

>> No.10004569

Well, why else would them being nubile be a factor?

>> No.10004575

One of them. I won't say anything more.

>> No.10004606

That's not really much of a secret though, is it? I mean most women over a certain age have that secret and everyone just kind of plays along with it.

>> No.10004610

What happens when you get impregnated by Cockbats?

Oh rite >>10003978

>> No.10004611

How does he paint so well despite not having a single artistic bone in his body?

>> No.10004624

Probably because he spends more than six minutes slapping together the paintjob on his minis. Unlike his comics.

>> No.10004628


Painting models isn't called 'artistic skill'. It's "colour in between the lines". Now someone who can sculpt well and paint that is getting closer to art.

>> No.10004653

OK, thanks. BTW, I can't really figure out what year is it in your comic. It kinda looks a bit later than standard Empress' disappearance + 5 years.

>> No.10004666

>stating a subjective term with an objective view
troll harder

>> No.10004673

Actually, his sketches look pretty decent.

>> No.10004687

Especially most Abyssals, since they don't really age (unless they decide to decay rather than buy up Appearance with Essence).

>> No.10004691

>What would you do if you found this Fountain of Girl?

>Pour it into the city water supply?

And now I have the hook for my next DnD game.

>> No.10004696

Even if they drop to 0 Appearance, they still don't age at all.

>> No.10004700

Take an internet

>> No.10004704

Bad memories, or just dumb?

>> No.10004717

Not in a real since, but their appearance begins to look like "old dessicated mummy" rather than "sexy young goth chick". Their body doesn't age biologically, but they won't look young.

>> No.10004732

I never got that joke.

Is his dick all nasty because he tried to have the cockbats go at it or is it just really fucking nasty in general and, as such, even if the cockbats DID want cock then they'd be unlikely to come down?

>> No.10004758

The cockbats want cock. You just shouldn't give them any.

>> No.10004800


The guide thought the cockbats wanted cock, so he tried to give them some.

It's just the noise they make.

>> No.10004974

he tried to fuck a cockbat but it savaged him

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>> No.10005198

well done

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>> No.10005275

It's because Oglaf browses /tg/ on a daily basis. S/he knows what we want.

>> No.10005359


Lies. I haven't seen the womb dagger pop up anywhere yet.

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>> No.10005442

You don't want to know.

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>> No.10005495

Alright /tg/, it's time to pick out an Oglaf Comic and make as many reaction images as possible.

I did this one for you.

>> No.10005539

pinkhaze. "No Berserkers Allowed"

>> No.10005550

Ever hear of a recto-blade?

Flip it around.

>> No.10005578

It's the horrible, weaponised opposite of an abortion.

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>> No.10005644

Dagger that, I seem to recall, instantly kills anything. Can only be used by a female (I think? Or hope?). 24 hours later you become pregnant with anything you have killed and go through an accelerated birthing process, magically sustained to survive if you do something like kill 50 giant flies, though not magically sustained to not be fucking wrecked, disgusting, crippled, and in horrible agony forever. If you are killed by something other than the birthing process, they are still spawned from the carcass.

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>> No.10005677

That was one of the better things to ever come out of a cursed-artifact thread. It's just the right amount of horrifying (which is "extremely").

>> No.10005688

Then there's the Greater Womb Dagger, which also works retroactively, forcing you to give birth to every creature you've ever killed. You'll have litters if it calculates that you'd die of old age before managing to birth them all.

>> No.10005722

Oh, its sequential? I thought it was just all the things you'd kill would be hyper-spawned at once in one horrible, womb-bursting... urgggh I don't feel so good

>> No.10005739


I thought for as long as the mother was expecting, she too was nigh indestructible.

That way if she killed a titan or whatever, the baby wouldn't rip her apart and kill her, her body just keeps re-healing to accommodate it (and any injuries she may sustain).

>> No.10005768


Just so you know, Hitler wasnt actually vegetarian.

Or at least, if he was, he was terrible at it.

>> No.10005772

Oh, no no no. That would be over far too quickly. Of course, if the wielder was, say, a halfling that had gone on a giant-killing stint at some point in her career as an adventurer, then it wouldn't exactly be pretty. A few years of constant agony as your body distends and warps, bones being forced out of position and womb swelling massively as it strains to contain the baby inside that is growing bigger than its mother, and all through it you're kept unable to die by the dagger's lifegiving magic.

>> No.10005984

No, his sketches are just more detailed versions of his comic.
They have no depth, show little understanding of anatomy or proportion, and every character he draws looks infantile due to their enormous heads.

>> No.10007088

>womb dagger

Here, just read the thread that spawned that monster.


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