Rolled 85, 69, 95 = 249
>>29967856
So, uh, what number of dice do we roll? If I've rolled incorrectly, I can re-do this.
>Name: The Slaughterous Vagabond (TM)
>Color: Green
>Fluff: In a barfight, the orcish scolar Sonagh Mudagog Dumbuk won all the rights to the establishment itself. Determined to serve quality beer, make profits, and spread the glories of capitalism and orcish philosophy, he's decided to expand the humble business into a marketing empire. Every race united, one single nation under booze and copyright!
>Race: Orcs
>Technology:
>Army:
>Metal:
>Food:
>Territory: If we're allowed to fill this in, around the British Isles
Action 1: CAPITALISM cannot occur without an army. We require a bunch of earnest, hard-working people to build the nation on, who will enforce the will of each individual and protect them, while serving them to the death. We search around and hire barmaids. Do not discriminate based on race, gender, etc; any barmaids will do.
Action 2: Any empire, even a capital empire, needs resources to expand. Aquire materials for brewing beer.
Action 3: Research new forms of booze and alchohol, new brews to spread among the populace.