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>> No.31796289 [View]
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Orks is da bestest 'n da universe.

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>>31391932
Basically, the origin of Cultist-chan is a masqueradefag asking for his vampire to be drawn, but thinking the drawfag in question only did 40k, so he called his vampire a cultist.

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>>30020614
Don't tempt me. Too late.

Oh, and here's Squigged Loightning.

Well, dis trukk iz orky-matik, it'z dakka-matik, it'z waagh-o-matik
Woi, it'z Squigged Lightnin'!

We'll getz sum more dakka and more flashy bitz, oh yea
(Keep gabbin' WAAAAAAAAGH, keep gabbin')
Da useless roof cut off, so'z more boyz kin shoot, oh yea
(Oi'll git da teefs, Oi'll see ya'z getz da teefs)

Wit four big-shootas innit, An' as many boyz'll fit
Da beakeez will run, an' da boyz be hav'in sum fun
In Squigged Lightning

Go, Squigged Lightnin' you'ze burnin' gits wit ya skorchas
(Squigged Lightnin' go Squigged Lightnin')
Go Squigged Lightnin' you'ze bashin' troo puny humies
(Squigged Lightnin' go Squigged Lightnin')
You'ze supreem, da grots all scream, fer Squigged Lightnin'

We'ze put some red paint onnit an' a big scary face, oh yea
A Grot skin covered dashboard an' squig hide seeting, oh yea
Wit new bitz, bobz, an partz, an' add sum mekboy smartz
You'ze all will be a braggin, if you get in dis wagon
Squigged Lightnin'

Go, Squigged Lightnin' you'ze sheddin' gits offa yer sides
(Squigged Lightnin' go Squigged Lightnin')
Go Squigged Lightnin' you'ze fastah' dan a grot on fire
(Squigged Lightnin' go Squigged Lightnin')
You'ze supreem, da grots all scream, fer Squigged Lightnin'

(Da musik boyz be playin' here fer a long time, tink o' bashin' an' smashin' in such a orky ride)

Go, Squigged Lightnin' you'ze blastin' gits wit ya shootas
(Squigged Lightnin' go Squigged Lightnin')
Go Squigged Lightnin' you'ze bashin' wit a wrecker ball
(Squigged Lightnin' go Squigged Lightnin')
You'ze supreem, da grots all scream, fer Squigged Lightnin'

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>>29659415
Last one since I'm the only one dumping.

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>>28854043

Dat izn't a propa Ork car. Dis bes a PROPA Ork car!

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>>27030954
We need every race to have an outrageously large pompadour haircut option then.

Pompadour almost related, as it's not big enough.

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>>26490080
Considering current codex marines are Thunderfire Cannons or Lose, I'll chalk-up the whining to ignorant retards.

"Oh shit, /tg/ said they hate Ward! Lets see, what has he written... Wood Elves? What are those? Hmmm, Grey Knights? Okay, I'll hate them. Codex: Marines? Cool, hate them too."

"OH MY GOD /tg/ FUCKING SPIRITUAL LIEGE ULTRASMURFS AND THEIR OP BOOK"

For the record, I play Orks, Nids and Daemons. You don't know suffering

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Bump

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>>23172251

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I suddenly want to see Redline redone with all the characters redone as Orks who start a deathrace on an Imperial Hive world.

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>Gork and Mork
>Objectively the most powerful gods
>Abbreviates to GM
>GM is the title for 40k RPG storytellers
>40k confirmed for nothing but a Gork and Mork diary entry

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This is how i Ork Mekboy in Rogue Trader

No seriously. I pimped out our Tauros buggy to such extreme lengths that in the end it was a cross between Greased Lightning and a Stryker AFV

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Inspired by this illustration I bring you a parody of Greased Lightning'- Squigged Lightnin'

Well, dis trukk iz orky-matik, it'z dakka-matik, it'z waagh-o-matik
Woi, it'z Squigged Lightnin'!

We'll getz sum more dakka and more flashy bitz, oh yea
(Keep gabbin' WAAAAAAAAGH, keep gabbin')
Da useless roof cut off, so'z more boyz kin shoot, oh yea
(Oi'll git da teefs, Oi'll see ya'z getz da teefs)

Wit four big-shootas innit, An' as many boyz'll fit
Da beakeez will run, an' da boyz be hav'in sum fun
In Squigged Lightning

Go, Squigged Lightnin' you'ze burnin' gits wit ya skorchas
(Squigged Lightnin' go Squigged Lightnin')
Go Squigged Lightnin' you'ze bashin' troo puny humies
(Squigged Lightnin' go Squigged Lightnin')
You'ze supreem, da grots all scream, fer Squigged Lightnin'

We'ze put some red paint onnit an' a big scary face, oh yea
A Grot skin covered dashboard an' squig hide seeting, oh yea
Wit new bitz, bobz, an partz, an' add sum mekboy smartz
You'ze all will be a braggin, if you get in dis wagon
Squigged Lightnin'

Go, Squigged Lightnin' you'ze sheddin' gits offa yer sides
(Squigged Lightnin' go Squigged Lightnin')
Go Squigged Lightnin' you'ze fastah' dan a grot on fire
(Squigged Lightnin' go Squigged Lightnin')
You'ze supreem, da grots all scream, fer Squigged Lightnin'

(Da musik boyz be playin' here fer a long time, tink o' bashin' an'

smashin' in such a orky ride)

Go, Squigged Lightnin' you'ze blastin' gits wit ya shootas
(Squigged Lightnin' go Squigged Lightnin')
Go Squigged Lightnin' you'ze bashin' wit a wrecker ball
(Squigged Lightnin' go Squigged Lightnin')
You'ze supreem, da grots all scream, fer Squigged Lightnin'

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>>21560956
Warboss Fannk "Skullz" Zinatra and the Dakka-tones

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>>21242122
Right now, I take one squad of 20. It's largest enough to be a visible threat, but also to survive onslaughts.

If I can make a suggestion,

>7 Plague Marines
>2 Plasma/Melta, whatever you prefer
>PFist for champ

They're already Fearless, so you don't need the Icon

You Rhino is a bit too kitted-out also. You really only want the Extra Armor, and even that isn't necessary.

Do 2 of those squads, and you have a stellar base for your army.

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>>20107427
Yeah the whole thing with orks is once they're on a planet they never completely go away. Some time in the distant past some spores escaped on the wind and never completely left the Secundus Valley ecosystem.

The Nightmares and the PDF go out and do controlled burns, but there's always some valley or cave somewhere that they missed with a half-dozen feral orks in it and they act as the nobs of the next batch a few months later, which eventually grow in number to about thirty orks or so, at which point their movement is picked up and the PDF goes and exterminates them, but one or two were off exploring another cave and wash, rinse repeat.

I figure there's always a few hundred feral orks on Icelus at any given time, but due to the steady extermination pogroms these few orks are rendered comically ineffective/dead to the point that there are several popular Icelian children's books featuring protagonists escaping from bumbling, brainless orks.

In fact, there are more of these children's books published on Icelus than there are actual living Icelian orks at any one time.

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My girlfriend loves to dabble, so I commonly introduce her to new hobbies.

I got her to play 40k with me casually, and now she has nearly 2k points of Tyranids. The worst part is, I've never beaten her. We tied once, but that's the best I can do. She always crushes me, horribly.

Some days, we'll just spend the whole day painting. I know she likes the hobby aspect more than the game, and I'm 100% cool with that.

Recently, I got her to try MTG. Now, I haven't played since Ravnica, so I bought a Deck Building kit, and 2 intro decks. She seems to like MTG a lot more, because it's faster and easier to get into.

And cheaper.

She kicks my ass in MTG, too

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>>19738693
>>19738726
Now dat is proppa orky.

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>So in theory, if enough Orks believed they were immune to bullets, they would become immune to bullets?

No. Sort of. Yes.

If enough orks, say a few million, believed they were bullet-resistant, those orks' skin WOULD become tougher and the orkish gestalt psychic field WOULD protect them telekinetically somewhat, but orks would still die.

If enough orks, joined into the bullet-resistant Waaagh! over time, and there were several billion orks all on one planet who all believed that they were resistant to bullets and went around shooting each other even more often because of that, then the ork spores spawning would begin to reflect this. More oddboyz, specifically wierdboyz, would be born. The gestalt psychic field would strengthen as well, though not merely because of more wierdboyz but because of more orks requiring use of the psychic field.

In time, this isolated planet of primitive, yet united orks would be composed primarily of oddboyz. Meks building guns out of scrap for them to shoot at eachother for sport, and wyrdboyz and semi-wyrdboyz, amplifying the belief that the bullets wont do anything.

So no, if one ork believes he is immune to bullets he is not immune to bullets (unless he's a wierdboy doing it telekinetically)

But in theory? If fifty billion orks all thought so at the same time in the same place...? Run.

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>>19576038
This singlehandedly validates the ENTIRE allies rule.

All other arguments are now invalid.

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>>17793281
You know what that ork player looks like?

Yeah.

And it's AWESOME.



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