I got fresh from today.
>Buddy of mine is cool, yet is kraft macaroni tier when it comes to building his tau
>other friend who loves painting/modeling, and runs pretty fluffy/fun guard lists
>painting bro is tired of losing to shit lists on the last few turns, and doesn't want to put up with taubro's triple riptide faggotry
>asks me for some help
>haven't played in ages but keep up with tourney meta
>tell him to drop the primaris psyker, and take a company commander
>tell him to cut down on the heavy bolter sponsons on his vendettas and leman russ.
>take a ton of veterans and chimeras
Now this is the game
>taubro deploys his units all spread out yet in range to interlock fire with each other
>terrain ends up being a killzone in the middle
>guardbro is having none of that shit, and decides to deploy manticore behind a fuckoff huge broken piece of wall flanked by 2 leman russes
>deploys 6 chimeras in a massive, 3x2 block, not to mention they were upgraded with autocannon tops and heavy flammer hull sponsns
>inside sat plasma vets and melta vets with carapace and the company command squad and Lord Commissar.
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