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>>79862919The average working class grug tier rugged masculinity ideal which has been normalized among the middle class as it largely grew from the working class, in which grace and beauty are thought as femine traits. So just like hard and strong industrious dwarves are masculine and people either mistake their women for men or just joke about that, the same gets applied to elves but in reverse. So while dwarves get masculinized, elves get feminized, regardless of whether Tolkien intended for it or not.

The other answer is: Muh dick.

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I'm amazed this hasn't been posted yet.

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>>77692063
No

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>>76354381
> Paladin dies
> Goes to his rightful reward in the heavens
> All the hot bitches are femboys with 11" dongs

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>>76102187
>>76102173
Based and dick-pilled.
Have a blonde elf-boy.

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>>76062110
>Tiefling equal to Dwarves or Elves
fuck this maggot with a wrench

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>>76042838
> what does your character hope for
Knowledge, lived experience, gold... And a cute, blonde, elf bf.

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>>75880738
Homophobic faggot detected.

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>>75840018
> Crocodaddy
unf

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>>75726259
>Why would you not be an Elf?
Who says you have a choice?
>Why are Elves just simply better and have generally no flaws?
Because they do not originate from a setting built around game balance. That said they rarely have numbers on their side.

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>>75103751
weren't you just crying about roll20's character sheet?

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>>74821809
Nooooooo

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ENOUGH ARGUING POST MORE CUTE BOYS

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Race: Elf
Birthplace: Home
Current Age: 24
Charisma: 15 (2)
Parents: You know of your parents.
Mother: Ahinar Horineth, Neutral Elf Monk that works as an Artisan. Your relationship was hostile. She is alive and well.
Father: Lamlis Horineth, Neutral Elf Rogue that works as a Laborer. Your relationship was friendly. He is alive, but doing poorly due to injury / finances / relationship.
Siblings: 2
Older sibling. Chaedi Horineth, Neutral Elf Cleric that works as a Merchant. Your relationship was indifferent. She is alive and well.
Older sibling. Keyleth Horineth, Neutral Good Elf Paladin that works as a Merchant. Your relationship was friendly. She is alive and well.

Family: You were raised by paternal or maternal grandparents. Your father was imprisoned or enslaved and your mother abandoned you.
Primary guardian: Xanaphia Rothenel, Neutral Evil Elf Cleric that works as an Adventurer. Your relationship was friendly. She is alive, but doing poorly due to injury / finances / relationship.

Lifestyle: Modest. Grew up in a small house
Childhood: You had a few close friends and lived an ordinary childhood.
Life
Background: Noble
Motivation: Your family has been disgraced, and you intend to clear their name.
Class: Fighter
Origin: You squired for a knight who taught you how to fight, care for a steed, and conduct yourself with honor. You decided to take up that path for yourself.
Events: 1
You started dating.

Sybilda Pinkerton, Neutral Human Paladin that works as a Farmer. Your relationship was friendly. She is alive, but doing poorly due to injury / finances / relationship.

Elf noble, family is disgraced dad gets arrested for his rogueish ways, mom fucks off to a monestary, raised by evil adventuring grandma, big sisters become merchants. Squired for a knight, wants to be a knight and clear family name, only fighter so far, get along with paladins. Everyone I care for do poorly due to injury / finances / relationship. May or may not just be bad luck.

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>>57243916
The main reason is that humans, and most other races, are grotesquely over-sexualized to Elves.

Male humans look like some sort of cro-magnon hybrid monster thing with a 12" unwashed schlong, barrel arms, a sloped brow. Constantly aroused, behaving inappropriately, humping furniture.

Female humans are like unwashed bimbos from the Vegas strip. Tits like watermelons, hips like they're wearing saddlebags, skin plastered in who knows what.

That's how they see you. That's why you disgust them.

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>>57187609
This made me laugh.

>>57187631
I can't find any of my male stuff besides this, so have the one everyone has probably saved already.

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>tfw no wood elf bf
I just wish I could prance around naked in the Enchanted Forest instead of suffering through all this eugenics crap.
We had to cut the hearts out of my last seven daughters because they weren't magically pure enough.

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>>56807295
>Beauty+Total Self Confidence works out
But it does! I mean, for a given value of "works out" - financial sucess, total lack of crippling mental health issues, a higher purpose, good sex, the esteem of your peers, etc, etc.

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>>56659333
For example, the party had to lay low for a while after having failed to kill a powerful crime boss, who framed them for a murder-spree in the nation.

Which is why they went to a nation with a very strong not!muslim/radical-catholic religion, where women were supposed to wear face and body concealing clothing. So my character was arrested and brought before the judge, where the party scrambled to reach him and convinced the people in charge not to condemn the ambiguosly-gendered elf because he was actually a guy, see?

The head judge actually took my character for a private hearing, for 'further' inquiries: at that point, my character decided to play it safe and bribe him to avoid the sexual implications.

When he reconvened with the party, they pressured him to cover his face and stop showing off his body to everyone for as long as they would stay here. Since he didn't want to be chained up/continually be under surveillance by our paladin-chaperone, my character agreed and there were no more of these kind of emergencies.

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>>56618431
Half-elf half dryad.

In the setting I played in, elves could breed with every other species.

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