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>>32285895

So your telling me the people who can't agree that there was anything wrong with any previous edition...

>>Will manage not to make a hash out of it again

I don't think so Tim

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>>28053476
This bint, right?

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How do you guys deal with dwarfaboos?

I have an elven swordmage in my adventuring party and he JUST CAN'T SHUT UP about how "dwarfs are the best this", "dwarfs are the sturdiest that" and "dwarves steel can cut through anything much better than non-dwarf steel".

I. GET. IT. You fucking love dwarfs. NOW SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT IT OR BY PELORS LIGHT I WILL BURY YOUR DWARFABOO ASS SO FAR UNDERGROUND THAT YOU'LL THINK YOU WERE BORN WITH A STALAGMITE UP YOUR ASS.

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How do you guys deal with dwarfaboos?

I have an elven swordmage in my adventuring party and he JUST CAN'T SHUT UP about how "dwarfs are the best this", "dwarfs are the sturdiest that" and "dwarves steel can cut through anything much better than non-dwarf steel".

I. GET. IT. You fucking love dwarfs. NOW SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT IT OR BY PELORS LIGHT I WILL BURY YOUR DWARFABOO ASS SO FAR UNDERGROUND THAT YOU'LL THINK YOU WERE BORN WITH MITHRIL UP YOUR ASS

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>>24956331

Not really, it's just that I've having a hard time getting in the "mood" and not holding back when playing. I'm probably the opposite of a spotlight hogger. One of the most fun people I played was when tipsy. A paranoid dwarf agent named Borma, speaking in a thick Finnish accent who really sucked at his job. He was checking if the boy who worked at the stable hid something, fumbled, and declared the 10-year old baby to be an agent of demons in front of the group. Borma also died in his first battle even thou the GM tried to prevent me from engaging.

Regarding the cossack reply, from wikipedia;

"Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!

O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are you, that can't slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil excretes, and your army eats. You will not, you son of a bitch, make subjects of Christian sons; we've no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck your mother.

You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, Armenian pig, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother!

So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding Christian pigs. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!

Koshovyi Otaman Ivan Sirko, with the whole Zaporozhian Host."

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So you got's Dorfs, Bolds, Humies, Hippies, but no goblins?

Don't really care to be one, but how can you have dwarf fortress without the potential to mine goblinite?

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>>22511765
By all means, you could just post a funny /tg/ image. I know you have one

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>>22444985
>Peasant skeletons
Oh god, imagine what a soldier could do

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>>22334111
Disgusting

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Been running a succession, the first year was finished last week, I was going to get to work, but I'm not really feeling Armok's will
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1UdCq4jH4xiYoWCQrtXuwphiJF5LraI873bNkkBLtdnw/edit#
>>22223491
Are wheelbarrows worth more than mugs materialwise?

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>>22171403

>Setting of the Game
Eberron
>Character's Name
Balder Dash, Esq.
>Character's Race/Class or Job
Dwarven bard
>Personality
Energetic, compassionate, pretentious as fuck.
>Your favorite moments of that character
"I guess that's what you get for being so mainstream." talking to his clanlord who he had just saved... from drowning in a river.

In conversation with a faggoty even more pretentious elf bard (because aren't they all?), "I'm afraid I haven't heard of any 'Clanlord Ironshanks of Deepstone's College of History." "Yeah, you probably wouldn't. It's pretty underground."
>Something bad that happened to them
His clan got butchered by a full-scale drow assault while he and his entourage were chasing Big Bad. The only survivors were his favorite niece and a dwarven defender/deepstone sentinel heroine, Heidi Steelskull, who came aboard as his cohort (they were pretty high level by this point).
>Their true moment of glory
Balder and Heidi blocked the advancement of a drow army in a narrow mountain pass Thermopylae style for almost an hour while the archivist, wizard, and rogue took their sweet-ass time setting up a Goldberg kind of device to take them all out.

>How the story ended for that character (Death or retirement)
Balder and Heidi married and resettled their old mountain home. Stories of their exploits spread and dwarves flocked to their sides such that they established their own clan, Blackaxe, named for Heidi's signature black mithral waraxe.

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funny /tg/ shit?

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>>22083021
Does this nigger have a name?

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>>22069647
Well...not exactly...

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>>21932542
I may be a casual, but I'm not too fond of the idea of accidently pulling the "SHITFUCK MAGMA ON EVERYTHING HOLY FUCK" lever because I thought it lowered the bridge

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So, I tried one of these earlier in the week and was told to try again later. Let's have ourselves a gamefinder thread. Only instead of RPGs, it's for wargames! I'm looking for either someone interested in a game of 40k over Vassal, or anyone willing to teach a total newb some Epic Armageddon.

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Found your parents!



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