You just HAD to fuck a loli.
Well, that loli was actually your mother, and she's from the future. She has endangered the balance of the planes and the stability of the timestream, just to get fucked by you. This would never have happened if you hadn't needed to fuck a loli right that fucking second. Seriously, you could've like, waited for the next day or something, and you would've been fine and dandy. But you didn't. So now this shit happens.
What now, dingus?
I'm still not sure whether I hate or love the bastard that brought this about. It was a great arc, but, still. Maybe I'll kill him with a hug someday.