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Never been to Georgia. But welcome to the southern half of the country.

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Hey, OP, I'll bump your thread too.

WITH HERESY!

> hngland some
Every land is hngland when you've got DAT CULTIST

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But what's this strange sensation? Is it...

Yes...
YES!!!

I feel the WARP overtaking me! It is a GOOD PAIIINNNNN!!!

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I think the elf thread may have been troll though. After the mod knocked out the shitspammer people started posting more elf pics. OP realizing his post wasn't causing any more rage deleted it just to mess with people posting.

oh and cute so no meta.

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a heretic meddling with a xeno witch.

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That's it. I'm sick of all this "Pious Imperial" bullshit that's going on in the Imperium system right now. Cultists of Chaos deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine Cultist-Chan in base camp for four favors to Slaanesh (that's about 500 souls of the righteous) and have been practicing with her for almost 2 years now. I can even cut through the purity of Adeptus Sororitas with my Cultist-Chan.

The Chaos Gods spend seconds working on a single cultist and rape her up to a million times to produce the finest babes known to mankind.

Cultists are twice as heretical as loyalist women and thrice as kinky for that matter too. Anything a space marine can convert, a cultist-chan can corrput better and faster. I'm pretty sure my Cultist-Chan could easily corrupt a Grey Knight wearing full plate with a simple titty flash.

Ever wonder why the Imperium never bothered conquering the Eye of Terror? That's right, they were too scared to fight our psychotic cultists of chaos and their cultist-chan of corruption. In the 597th battle for Cadia, Cadian soldiers targeted the manifestations of cultist-chan first because her voice was so annoying and heretical.

So what am I saying? Cultist-Chan simply has the best ass that the universe has ever seen, and thus, requires better stats in the WH40k system. Here is the stat block I propose for Cultist-Chan:

WS6|BS6|S1|T1|W666|I5|A6|LD11|S1+

Special Rule: Corruption - all enemies that fight cultist-chan are so infatuated with her bacon smell and heretical, annoying voice that they immediately turn to chaos if her model is within 6'in of them.


Now that seems a lot more representative of the heretical power of cultist-chan in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Cultist-Chan has got a sweet ass, see my new stat block.

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