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From Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince.

>"Mrs Weasley kept pointing her wand at the radio volume control, so that Celestina Warbeck grew louder and louder. Under cover of a particularly jazzy number called 'A Cauldron Full of Hot, Strong Love', Fred and George started a game of exploding snap with Ginny.

>'Oh, come and stir my cauldron,
>And if you do it right
>I'll boil you up some, hot strong love
>To keep you warm tonight.'

So /tg/, how many wizards do you think Celestina Warbeck needed in order get a whole cauldron full of "hot, strong love"?

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>>32233278
>Do you know the fairy tale about the princess and the pea? Imagine that, but in your ass,

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>>32023286
they dare you to enter their magical realm. if you know what I mean

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Hey /tg/, I made a thing. Come and see it. I'm still making it, so give me ideas.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WeCjnYqxpxY7ZJnIqIdw1mYhDeWoAmLlvLjdDaHRT7k/edit
Oh, and homebrew thread, I guess.
Pic unrelated.

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>>31068238

Also because maps would logically be tattoos on little boys' and girls' bodies (which is my fetish).

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>>31016091

>Homonation

Pic related.

But yeah, founding a nation in already occupied area wasn't their brightest idea. It's kinda sad, really, I think that Theodor Herzl was a pretty good guy. Although his idea to found a jewish country in Uganda was kinda bad also.

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>>30631899

Got any bird grills?

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>>30579093

Deathclaw what-now? Go make a thread in /d/ and link that shit.

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>>30548235

That's just great.

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ITT

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>>30409842
Well alright then, duly noted.

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>>30122368
Good lord, how have I never seen such an obvious descent into a QM's magical realm come up before in the QTG?

What quest was it?

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>>29770594
Do I even want to know?

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>>29608208
Would you a mummy?

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/tg/, I'm homebrewing a system and I'm afraid I may be making it too magical realm. The game's based around the joke about becoming a wizard if you're a 30-year-old virgin, but of course part of that is retaining your virginity past that point. The system contains a Sexual Frustration stat that goes up over time. When it gets too high, you are unable to resist seduction attempts and so can easily lose your wizard powers. You can reduce it by jerking off, but you can only do so so many times a day. This is by no means the focus of the game, but it would be a core part of gameplay - the characters' virginity is the source of their powers, and so they must protect it. It wasn't designed with fetishes in mind at all. Would you say this game is too much of a magical realm?

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>Gm says "Dragonlance 3.5 game!"
>Ask if I can be a paladin of Paladine.
>Tells me yeah, its fine.
>We get on with the game.
>First fight, i go to lay on hands the Druid.
>"Your lay on hands fails because Paladine is no longer able to grant you powers."
>GM says I either play on as a fighter or reroll a new character.
>Give him third option: I quit.
>Tells me I'm a bitchy player and I need to stop being such an asshole.
>Joined a different group.

Paladins: Because no one can be happy.

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What a wonderful race.

I can't wait to introduce my group to the hyper-virile rapist goatmen with inexplicably sexy womenfolk.

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Your villain must say something brief but convincing to establish themselves as a force to be feared and hated by your players, using ten words or less. What does your villain say?

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>>28896803
>Golarion's a really well put together and well written setting.

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>>28845412
>The Whizzard
Piss in a cup.



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