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>>19904088

>mfw I realize we could have had scenes with Death making dry, snarky comments about the state of mankind in the grimdarkness of the future.

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>>19735336

Hawt damn, I must take inspiration from that sword.

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>>19406644

>Throwing pregnant rats that explode into swarms of tiny, blind, pink ratlings that have razor sharp teeth and instinctually begin to devour the closest thing with a pulse.

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>>19344934
You magnificent bastard.

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>>19323052

>They aren't xenophobic, sure. Doesn't mean they don't kill anything that isn't an Ork

>They also kill things that ARE Orks!

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>>19283968

>all the houses are elfs

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>>19235036

>I am a Machine Conjurer named Mackintosh! I hail from the town of NtClai.

My god.

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WILL ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS JUST DRINK YOUR FUCKING COFFEE?!

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>>19039796

FOR THE LAST TIME, /TG/!

YOU CAN NOT THROW BEACH BALLS AT AUSSIES AND CALL IT 'SCIENCE'!

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>>19009588

>Game of Thrones
>Avatar: The Last Airbender
>NARNIA

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!

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>I'm so glad they took away the rewards program, these Helvaults and race wars are SO MUCH BETTER.

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>>18823745
>The best "GOD DAMMIT, JUST FUCK THEM ALREADY boy"

Fixed that for ya

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>>18726761

WHERE THE FUCK IS AGRUS KOS?!

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>>18664763
>>18664825

Got another story from a recent session.

>Playing a gnome Alchemist from another dimension where he was an explosives expert for the military.
>Name's Stan
>In the current world gnomes are repressed and many are being turned into mindless robotic servants.
>The dimensional jaunt has fucked with Stan's head, bringing out his latent pyromania.
>Party is riding towards the swamps where the next MacGuffin lies.
>Wagon breaks down in the middle of the road, blocking it.
>A procession of the religion that specifically hates gnomes is coming down the road, one of the high priests leading the way.
>Stan frantically tries to activate his glammer stone that would make him look human.
>Roll a 1 on the skill DC
>DM loves critical skill failures, so the glammer stone crackles and the glow dies away as it cracks. (The balance is critical skill successes are fucking amazing.)
>The procession stops at the wagon and commands the rubble be removed from their presence.
>They spot Stan not succeeding his stealth check.
>The high priest recognizes him as being part of this world's revolutionary force bent on freeing the gnomes. "The Mad Bomber", they called him.
>High Priest marches up to Stan with chains in hand and demands the party assist him in capturing the fugitive gnome.
>Stan grabs a bomb from his bandoleer and slams it into the ground separating him and the priest. Thanks to the Precise Bomb discovery, the blast doesn't hit Stan.
>With the priest on the ground, our elven archer leaps forward with a ready arrow and stabs the priest in the jugular.
>Stan calmly walks up, places another bomb in between the priest's teeth.

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Just call him on his shit. If he gets pissy, hand him the book and point to where it simply explains, his shit needed to be called upon.

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>>18553178
>Hey guise its us WotC we are going to put new dual lands into standard all the time so you have to keep buying them lololloloolololoolol
>you have to keep buying them
>have to

Mother fucker, you have THE PRIVILEGE of playing with those god damn 'duals'. I don't know about you, but I think evening out my mana is worth paying a premium for.

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>Reverse the stack



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