>be playing a fugitive on the run
>camping in the wilderness
>DM brings a Paladin npc into the woods
>finds me, says my name, approaches
>shit shit shit
>run and get chased
>find a hiding spot
>ambush paladin and kill him
>loot body
>there's a letter
>read it
>it's a letter from the governor
>pardoning me for my crimes
Goddammit.