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>played multiple campaigns with group for years now
>usually forever DM but one player said he wants to try out GMing
>giddy as fuck since I never get to actually play and we've all wanted to do this setting for a long time
>"Oh and my wife is going to play with us as well."
>know most players irl, including new DM, and hate his wife (typical CN roflmao XDDDD harley quinn XL cosplay cunt)
>Gut feeling that tells me campaign is ending after first session
>session day has come
>typical "you wake up in a cell with x amount of people" start
>wife instantly starts to jovially taunt guards and attack fellow prisoners for not doing what she says (shit like rub my feet and "suck my clit, Bubba")
>usually would get a negative penalty or reaction for dude-broing, being an idiot, treating the session like a video game, etc. through future rolls having negative modifiers till you get into the role or more than likely getting your ass kicked but nothing happens to her
>rest of us are put off and start to do out-of-character things as well
>get instantly attacked, break bones through failed rolls, etc.
>high amounts of frustration are obvious from the rest of us as wife is getting nearly whatever she wants (low DC rolls, crit fails doing nothing when the rest of us are penalized for them, and enemies not attacking her though she is the closest, loudest, or in some cases the only one fucking visible)
>we start to not care about penalties and do whatever we want as long as we have heartbeats
>wife starts to tell us "you aren't playing your characters correctly"
>final straw
>during the prison escape we lock her in with the guards, tell them it was her idea, and wait for the DM to tell us what happens
>he doesn't
>he says that didn't happen and we say then this session is over
>afterwards we told him his wife can never play with the group again and I'm back to DMing
I just wanted to play for fucking ONCE.