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>> No.26511842 [View]
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They do now

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Oookay. I was just gonna blame Chaos and call it a day, but fuck it. We were gonna declare independence next week anyway.

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What do you have against Ultramarines?

>> No.24043627 [View]
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Gather the High Lords. Begin reforming laws. Get some new gear (pic related).

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Where? Ultramarines epitomize self-sacrifice and righteousness.

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My God....did you do this?

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I believe you meant to use this picture

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I would retcon all the bland and over the top Ward fluff and make them back the Roman-inspired Space Marines that are on the verge with separating with the High Lords' hierachy and create their own empire.

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Ok, so I'm about to pull my group into either a generic GURPS game with guns, or 40k RPG. I come to experts here for advice on two questions:
1) What does the 40k Rpg system add that is more enjoyable than the Gurps, or is it mostly rooted in the fluff?
2) If I go with 40k rpg, I plan on buying a ton of the books on amazon, other than the core rulebooks for the different games, what source books should be bought, which should be skipped.

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I'm starting a D&D campaign with some friends. None of us have played since high school (we're all in our early-mid 20s), and figured it would be fun for a nostalgia trip. What sort of things should we keep in mind for this campaign? Any good 'back in the saddle' ideas?

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If this shit is canon, when do I get my damn SoBxSM pairing?

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> Art grants all day erry day. I will censor nothing, even work that criticizes me. A benevolent dictator supports constructive criticism.
> Blue collar crime focuses on rehabilitation, white collar crime (usury, embezzlement, insider trading) is punishable by death.
> There is an upper limit on inheritance. You can only pass along a set amount of money to your children (a generous amount, but no more Paris Hiltons). Any extra money and property is retained by the government until your child performs a feat that is deemed worthy of that dollar value. After 15 years the money goes up for grabs to anybody who can win it.
> The government is a meritocracy. Agents are chosen based on accomplishments - in house recommendations are worthless to discourage cronyism. Also, no civil servant can EVER, for the rest of his or her life, make their own money. They live comfortably on a government stipend even after their term is over. All money will be taken out of politics.
> You can say whatever the fuck you want, but if you want to practice journalism, you need a license, just like a doctor or a lawyer. You lie or spread doctored misinformation? Fuck off back to the blogs, pundit.

There's more, but I think this is a good start.

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One that only allows master race 40k players and banishes the unwashed jelly fans of Warmaderp and Fantasy to play elsewhere.

Listening to the one warmaderp player and the one fantasy player cry all day long about how they can never find opponents for their "obviously superior and more tactical games with better fluff" gets boring really fast.

Pic related, it's me when I can walk in any day of the week and have an opponent.

Oh, I would also like a game store that plays better music, so tired of Dragonforce.

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You Bloody Magpies!

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Does anyone else miss the time when ultramarines were just the generic marines? Nothing special, just the guys who get beaten on just as much as they beat on others, and the only odd thing about them was that they were blue. Before all the, “perfect chapter” and “Spiritual liege” crap that came about in the later editions.

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we assaulted the gates to the eye of terror tonight, the Imperial guard got the fuck out and left space marines to die so they signaled the sisters of battle to come to their aid, the chaos player already fielding twice the size of our combined armies into two waves won the day even though Marneus Calgar ripped 15 termies a new one
Tldr; Marneus Calgar is awesome :)

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This makes me laugh... I honestly have no idea why.



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Roboute Guilliman and Marneus Calgar were celebrating a SUPERIOR Valentine's Day together. Roboute Guilliman had cooked a SPIRITUAL dinner and they ate ON AN ULTRAMARINE by candlelight.

"My darling," Marneus Calgar said, stroking Roboute Guilliman's POWER FIST, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Roboute Guilliman. "It is but a SMURFISH token of my ULTRA love."

Roboute Guilliman opened the box. Inside was a COURAGEOUS CODEX ASTARTES! He gazed at it COURAGEOUSLY. Then he gazed at Marneus Calgar COURAGEOUSLY. "It's BLUE," Roboute Guilliman said. "Come here and let me WORSHIP you."

Just then, a ULTRAMARINE crone sprang out of hiding and cackled LIKE A COURAGE AND HONOURABLE ULTRAMARINE EVER READY FOR BATTLE. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a HONOURABLY voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

Marneus Calgar read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."

They stared at each other HUGELY as the crone cackled some more. Roboute Guilliman's POWER LEG began to tremble. Then Marneus Calgar shrugged, pulled out a SPIRITUAL LIEGE, and hit the crone on her POWER HEAD. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" Roboute Guilliman said and kissed Marneus Calgar ENORMOUSLY. "This is a ULTRABLUE Valentine's Day!"

They HONOURABLY burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they WORSHIPPED each other all night long.

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