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>>26411332
What if the only thing still keeping the golden throne running was the fact that the Orks THINK its still running...

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im just going to dump random/funny 40K pics till i get some help

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>>21838828
E hunkers an' shoots when we come runnin
An' before ya blink 'e puts one thru yer 'ead.
'E's lotsa blood an' flash when 'e's still gunnin
And 'e makes a purty splatter when 'e's dead.
'E's a doozie, 'e's a good'un, 'e's a clam!
'E's a planet-stompan git wif lotsa noise,
'E's da only fing what don't give 'alf a damn
For da entire mob o' screamin' Ork Boyz!

So 'ere's to you, Squshy Humie, an' yer little beemy-gun
You's a weedy zoggin git but a proppa fightin skum
An' 'ere's to you Squishy Humie, wif steel in yer craw--
You crafty little nobz--cuz you killed off da WAAAGH!

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Oi boss, can we get a squig shake.

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>>18410072

Because an ork with 100 insanity would be so awesome that leaving him in the game would be unfair to other players.

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"Boss, we gots a funny bug fing on da ship! It popped outa Grotstank's chest and done ate three of me boys!"

"So go and krump it, ya lazy git!"

"We did, boss! And when we krumped it, it was full of acid what melted five more boyz what was choppin' on it, and made anudder big hole in da ship!"

"What's yer point?"

"It was really funny, boss!"

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McWaaaagh!

Before I digress, I've been wanting to start up an Ork army, cause I'm getting tired of my Imp Guard, Chaos, and Space Wolves.

Any recommendations on a specific army to read up on?

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>>16933002
>Orks
>Having time for beer
DAT'S MUCKIN' ABOUT.

>>16932992
IT NOW BELONGS T' DA ORKZ!

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You play the game to have something to do with the miniatures you build and paint. Not the other way around.

Most tabletop wargaming is a crafting hobby. It's like model railroading, but with dice. If you don't actually enjoy building and playing with models, that's fine, get a board game instead.

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- Den boyz, we goin to da MekDonalds !
- WAAAAAAAAAAGH !

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If you aren't having fun, you shouldn't be 'playing'.

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Hey /tg/

Every now and then, friends and I decide to mix up our 40k a bit, and play what essentially a king of the hill-type match.

Essentially, players get to buy their troops as individual models for their in-game cost, and are not limited to squads (For example, as an ork player, I can buy an ork for 6 points by himself. Or a runtherd for 10. A bomb squig for 5. Etc)

What we then do is divide the board by the number of players, and put a control point in the middle of each players territory, and another in the middle.

Players get X points per round at the start of their turn (Usually 15 - 25), plus X points per control point held, or X x2 if they hold the middle one.

Win condition is anything from "Point Kill" (First to kill 300 points of stuff), to one where we try to accumulate a set number of resources.

In either game, however, there's one problem.

Orks vs Space Wolves vs Eldar vs Imperial Guard

I've won 6/8 games. We are looking for a way to balance it.

Both looking for advise, and figured I'd share our little mini-game

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OI, WHICH OF YA GITZ WANTS A WAAAAAAAGHPER?

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Da boyz know wher to find bettah foodz, humies.

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Ugh. I just got this memo from Humanoid Resources:

"Dear Employees,

Due to the number of missing office supplies, we have concluded that employees have been secretly and illegally taking home pencils, paper and other supplies. As you know, this is in direct violation of the terms of your employment.

Because no one has come forward to claim responsibility for raiding the supply closets, the Humanoid Resources Department has no choice but to require a full mind-reading session for every employee.

Sincerely,

Nyalla'tarothraxis
Head of Humanoid Resources
Talon Dynamics
'Argentum Anteum Populus'"

This is fucking bullshit.

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>>15780218

Sorry, what?

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