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>>21568050
And then everything went according to plan. Despite the best of intentions.

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>>18650106

SHAZAM!

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>>16584166

Awwwwwww yeah, /tg/'s waifu.

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>>16463362

Are they Blackulas?

Cause, if they're Blackulas I got your back, be all like...WHOA MAN!

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>In a temple devoted to some water god.
>Filled with nymphs and mermaids.
>My Bard, Drake, decides he wants to try and seduce one of the mermaids.
DM: "Okay, using your knowledge of mermaids, you know that they have a thing for sailors."
Me: "Is there a dinghy nearby?
DM: "Yes, would you like to try and use it?"
Me: "Hell yeah!"
DM: "Drake hops into the dinghy and starts rowing towards a small group of mermaids. Unfortunately, there's no water in this part of the temple and the sound of you forcing the wooden boat across the stone echoes around the cavernous temple. The noise is akin to nails on a chalkboard. Drake finally stops in front of the mermaids, what would you like to say?"
Me: "Laaaaaaaaadies."

We had to break for five minutes because the table was in hysterics.

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Our party was investigating an attack on a temple to a sea god that was mainly staffed by mermen/maids and other ocean humanoids. I was playing a swashbuckler-type character that didn't have much in the way of charisma, but still tried to be 'dashing'.
While the party was speaking with various members of the church, my swashbuckler decided to speak directly to the high priestess, particularly by trying to woo her with his non-existent charm.
DM calls for a Diplomacy check.
Roll a 1, DM likes to have epic failures on skill checks and asks what my character was trying to do.
The temple was open to the ocean, water flowing through it. My swashbuckler decided it would be a good idea to use a nearby rowboat and approach her from the water, try to get her into the water where she would be calmer.
DM narrates how my swashbuckler slips into the rowboat and quietly rows up next to the high priestess.
She notices him and turns to face him. The swashbuckler promptly snaps his finger, points at her, winks, does that little 'snick-snick' sound, and says "How you do'in?"

The entire table had to take a break from laughing so much.

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I don't think there's a PC term for it

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>>14786998
sort of ironic considering that this hobby aint exactly a magnet for poon-tang

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>>14673998

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zande vs vampire?
N'yum yum, bitches! try your sparkles against the Kapinga

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>>13647365
we'll see about that

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>>13602921

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Make an elf. Describe yourself has having dark skin to the other players.

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Perhaps you should tell us a bit more about yourself, so that we can better advise you.

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mfw when I go "so what do you want to play?"
and players answer "heyy... thats your job. do whatever you like"

"yes but if you tell me wich one of these ideas I have outline you like best..."

"theyre all good. runa whatever you like"

(but I agree with OP)

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>>13442394
well helloooo Sister of Battle

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oh ye gods...This thread again?
look, elves have VERY angular features. there's a reason they dont get +2 to cha.
so...go die in a ditch.
sage



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