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>>29745457

>In desperation, Klawjaw ordered his men to send out a call for assistance, a last resort the Mighty Mangler had never stooped to since his youth. He sent word far and wide, offering a king's ransom in teef to any Ork with the power of flight who could deliver his lunar nemesis unto him. Some of the greatest legends of Ork kind answered the call, perhaps amused by the insanity of the request, perhaps merely lured by the promise of wealth. Amongst their number were Boss Zagstruk and his Vulcha Boys, screaming down from the skies on kustom-built rokkit packs and butchering an entire warband of Klawjaw's Lootas to show they meant business. Klawjaw was impressed, but as fierce as Zagstruk was, even the grizzled old bully's antique Fighta-Bomma could only carry a few mobs of lads. It was not enough.

>KAPTIN BADRUKK'S KUNNIN' PLAN
>It was the legendary cunning of the Freebooter Kaptin Badrukk that finally gave Klawjaw the solution to his problem. Badrukk, self-styled King of the Flash Gitz and veteran mercenary extraordinaire, had an uncanny knack of turning up whenever countless chests of Ork teef were on offer and an even uncannier knack of disappearing off with them. However, upon meeting the glowering, towering Mighty Mangler in the flesh and hearing the note of raw insanity in his roaring, bombastic speeches, Badrukk was so taken by the sheer madness of the Mangler's plan that he agreed to help him.

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>>26850448
>Actually no, purple is sneaky, all colors have a meaning

It's a joke based on the fact that you (almost) never see Orks wearing purple, possibly due to its association with regality and such.

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I'm making a Bad Moon flash git for fun/as a display model. I have a general base for the model but can anyone suggest anything that would make it stand out or any nice touches they have seen to Ork models?

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>>16745780
WHOT' BOUT KAPTIN BADRUKK?

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Okay /tg/ I believe I have found out the truth behind 40k's lore. You see I think when GW was just getting started they wanted to make a tounge and cheek parody of over the top space operas.
This GW made Rogue Trader. This GW made a very fun and profitable product.
Well skip ahead and like every company GW needs new blood. GW hires very promising young talents. Turns out that these people didn't get the joke and thought the fluff needed to be grimdark. And here we are.
Where once we had colors we're stuck with night black and shit brown on every model.

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*takes off glasses*....Jesus Christ....

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You gotta love when 40k had actual bright colors. Now everything is dull, dark, and/or shit colored.

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ZOGGIN' FISH'EADZ

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Rogue trader general!

Who else is going to be making an orc character when "into the storm" releases, and what do you think FFG will do with RT after that?

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omfg....ORKZ ARE THE BEST

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Kaptin Badrukk, the richest Ork of them all needs to be one of the business teachers.
AY YE GITZ WANT TEEF? GRAB YA CHOPPA N' BASH EM OUT ANOTHA ORK 'EAD!

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>>8910477
THE DOOMSDAY GUN
The Mighty Mangler, still obsessed with killing Bork's pallid moon, would only see Badrukk when the pirate lord announced that he had a plan to take out the planetoid once and for all. The Kaptin persuaded Klawjaw to build the biggest, shootiest kannon that the planet had ever seen, a gun so large it dwarfed even the weapons of the god-machines that defended the Ajaxis Protoforge. This super-weapon would be so powerful it could blast the moon itself into tiny pieces. Klawjaw nodded his head vigorously, luminescent slobber dribbling from the corner of his mouth in heady anticipation. Pressing his advantage, Kaptin Badrukk persuaded Klawjaw to 'test' the gun by firing it at the Imperial capital of Furnacehive first. The pirate lord knew that such a blatant show of force, coupled with the rumours of a burgeoning Waaagh!, would bring Imperial reinforcements to Bork - and with them, a fleet of ships sufficient to kick-start Bork's galactic crusade.

The Mighty Mangler liked Badrukk's plan in principle, but had a refinement of his own to add. The 'Megakannon' would be mounted on great tractor units and, once it was complete, it would be driven at full speed into the hive before being fired in a series of almighty blasts that let the moon know what was coming to it.

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>>8353091
There's Badrukk too.



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