>>26798897
>before anyone realizes what the fuck he's doing, he shouts a prayer to his god, Melora asking for a boon, and throws the coins into the sea as an offering, and he roles a ~14 on religion without being prompted to roll
>parties face is what in the fuck
>DM's face is what in the fuck
>the half orc looks to the sea, when suddenly a fish swims to the surface and spits up one of the coins, which the half-orc hastily grabs
>before a word can be said, he races back to the shop
>party follows, wondering what in the fuck hes doing
>he begins knocking with fervor, and bellows
>"SHOPKEEPER! GOOD SIR! I WILL OFFER YOU ONE ARTIFACT FROM AN EXARCH OF MELORA HERSLEF FOR ONE PURPLE SHEMAGH!"
>Parties fucking face
>Dms fucking face
>Finally, the shopkeeper begrudgingly opens the door half asleep, takes the coin, and yells at him saying to grab one off the wall and get the fuck outta his shop
>the half-orc players fucking face of glee as he claims his fucking price.
Pic related, i'm guessing he was inspired by this at some point whether conscious or not.