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>>30774030
>>30774044
>>30774059
>>30774063
Excellent. No one is guarding the library.

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>>30661561
A second chance.

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Greetings little ones! I am afraid you've all been severely misled as to the nature of us humble followers of Chaos.

Chaos is equal opportunity like no other, and won't force you under its rule like a CERTAIN SOMEONE. Though if you're in the way you might get killed, tortured, raped, and/or set on fire. But hey, your fault for not getting out of there in time right? Just like any battleground, really!

Daemon possession regardless of bodily location might happen, sad but true. Chaos let's its people largely do as they wish, it can't be helped. We just love FREEDOM! All I can say is, people also get hit by lightning and die. It's just one of those things!

I bet more people die from falling down stairs than tickling the fancy of any wandering dickass daemon to boot. Of course those IMPERIAL NOBLES wouldn't tell you anything about that would they!

And how many of you have had brothers and sisters forced into the army only to never be heard of again? ALL OF YOU YOU SAY? My oh my!

If you were a cultist, you could be spending all your days with a family that loves you for you. Be lonely no more! Did I hear someone say Nurgling pets? You betcha! And you'd never need to go hungry, the energies of the warp will keep you up and about! Guaranteed! Slaanesh will also generously donate any form of entertainment your fragile little mind can handle. And can't.

You have the freedom, nay, POWER to choose your destiny! So choose Chaos, TODAY!

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>>28301134
>>28301149
Just keep stalling. We've almost got it.

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There you are.

Now, we can begin.

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>>28130049
NO! There...

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>>26696405

In my current Black Crusade game, the de facto leader of the group is a Tzeentchian Chaos Sorceror who is almost hilariously nice, and believes that everyone comes to Chaos naturally, he just needs to show them the door. If we were playing by D&D alignments, this guy would be straight-up Chaotic Good, if not out-and-out Neutral Good. He's the guy who makes deals with defectors and then instead of killing them once they outlive their usefulness, he rewards them for sticking their necks out for him.

We once basically took over a planet because of a speech he broadcasted before what would have been a major battle that caused the Imperial Guard and the citizens to rise up and overthrow their commisars and governors.

Come to think of it, pretty much all of our party members are "good"-aligned. Even our Slaaneshi Cultist and Khornate Berserker are on the lighter side of neutral.

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>>26572591
>>26572698
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>>26572836

Excellent. Now that the mutants have drawn the attention of the Templars, nobody is guarding the repository.

That artifact you took from the eldar is no mere war-prize, sons of Sigismund...and now it shall be mine.

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>DON'T PUNT ON FOURTH AND ONE YOU PUSSIES WHY DO I EVEN SUMMON YOUR GAMES ANYMORE

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Gentlemen, what houserules do you use in your 40K games? Because speaking from experience it seems like its not designed in the fucking slightest with actual tactical or strategic sense built in.

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>>25466773
Yeah, probably true. Maybe Tzeentch mellowed them out or something. It'll probably just have to be thousand sons then. Thanks for bumping.

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>>25255844
Fuck's sake, Madox, that joke got old over nine thousand years ago.

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Looks like the Orks are about to bash everyones face in to find out who the Space Marine is.

Everything is going just as planned.

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>>24751827
I believe you were insinuating something?

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>>24601408

They'd have to be priced appropriately of course.

But at str4 and with no overwatch it wouldn't really be overpowered.

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"YOU THINK YOU KNOW THE WARP, ALIEN?"

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You remember at the beginning of the first Force Unleashed when Vader finds Starkiller? It would be like that.

Sorcerer: "I sense someone far more powerful nearby. Where is your master?"
Sanctioned Psyker: Chaos has corrupted your mind! You killed my master years ago!
Sorcerer: Then now you will share his fate!
>rocks start levitating as a cry comes out from behind them
Sorcerer (turning around): Ah... a son.
Sanctioned Psyker: Run!
>sorcerer snaps psykers neck
>child makes his best combat pose as the sorcerer towers over him, arms crossed, thinking
>heretics and cultists show up to dispose of any other imperial citizens
>they lower their weapons at the child
>the sorcerer doombolts them all to death
>sorcerer takes his hand
Sorcerer: Come with me. More will be here soon.
>sorcerer inducts him into the cult of Tzeentch and Chaos is now that much stronger

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>implying the Horus heresy wasn't over what flavor or pie plate to serve up to the filthy xenos.

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>>23970353

Weak? Weak, you barbarian? You cannot possibly comprehend my mind, much less my god.

The only service I will see your god done is one more skull on his miserable throne! If knife cares not from where the blood flows, then let yours flow! SUFFER!
mind bullets pew pew pew

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>mfw the imperium still exists to function at all

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How does the Tau handle human pyskers? I'm curious about this, given the whole join us thing it seems like they are totally ignorant to the fact that a human pysker will go fucking crazy if not kept on a leash. So do they just occaisionally have to deal with a demon outbreak or have they started to figure warp dickery out?

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>>23599988
>>23600077
>>23600066
So much heresy
Can I join too?

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DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR.

THE EMPEROR IS A FAGGOT.

MORE LIKE NIGPEROR AMIRITE?



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