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>>55514603
Probably! That whole self-defeatest "oh man, I can never be good at stuff" thing is so dumb! LEARN A SKILL, JACKASS. It's about practice! Long, boring, tedious practice. If you're too lazy that's fine, but don't just say "It can't be helped" and say there's nothing you can do!
Dumbasses.

I'd probably be really pissed off about the sheer fatalism of it all.
I should really read this series.

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> Drawbacks(No cap)
... heh.

Sonic Universe
> Choice: Original The Character (Do Not Steal!)
> Allegiance: Egg Boss
> Origin(s): Comrade, Engineer
> Modifier(s): Engineer - With Magic! [-300CP]
> Lazy Days [Get a Freebie!]
> Follow Me [-100CP]
> Work It Out [-200CP]
> Fire All Weapons! [Get a Freebie!]
> Hi Spec Robo Go! [-100CP]
> Under Construction! [-200CP]
> Built To Rule! [-300CP]
> Sweet As Honey [-100CP]
> Infinite Chili Dogs [-100CP]
> Sweets & Tea [Get a Freebie!]
> Miracle Planet Flowers [-100CP]
> Material [Get a Freebie!]
> The Files [-300CP]
> Cybernetics -
> + The Switch [Get a Freebie!]
> + Enhanced Insides [-200CP]
> + Chassis Sculpt [-100MO]
> + Thinker Tinker [-300MO]
> + Skeletal Girding [-200MO]
> + Maximum Overdrive: Searcher - With a Special Power! [-400CP]
> Rival Battle!: "Coldsteel" The Hedgehog [+100CP]
> Rival Battle!!: Dinya [+100CP]
> Rival Battle!!!: Jump The Shark [+100CP]
> Rival Battle!!!!: Madonna Garnet [+100CP]
> Rival Battle!!!!!: Aleph [+100CP]
> Rival Battle!!!!!!: Flip The Bird & Mine The Canary [+100CP]
> Rival Battle!!!!!!!: Zone Runners [+100CP]
> Rival Battle!!!!!!!!: Artema The Unmatched [+100CP]
> Rival Battle!!!!!!!!!: Platinum The Rabbit [+100CP]
> Rival Battle!!!!!!!!!!: Bump The Deer [+100CP]
> Rival Battle!!!!!!!!!!!: Lefty & Marlowe [+100CP]
> Rival Battle!!!!!!!!!!!!: “Mach Speed” Sam Bernstein [+100CP]
> Rival Battle!!!!!!!!!!!!!: Travis Warhol (Tee Dub) Bernstein [+100CP]
> RIVAL BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: Omelette [+100CP]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snNwTnxwSj8
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
̶A̶c̶t̶u̶a̶l̶l̶y̶,̶ ̶I̶ ̶d̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶k̶n̶o̶w̶ ̶m̶u̶c̶h̶ ̶a̶b̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶s̶e̶t̶t̶i̶n̶g̶,̶ ̶s̶o̶ ̶I̶
Who needs to know?! WHO NEEDS IT?

I'll tell you what you need to know:
Eggman is the evil overlord who commands a team of fourteen Egg Bosses, of which I am one, because it amuses him.
I am also in an endless squabble with EIGHTEEN Rivals because it amuses me.

CUZ FUCK IT, THAT'S WHY
THIS PLOT IS ALREADY OFF THE RAILS

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...

Medabots
> Age: 25 [Rolled15] (3&5&7)
> Origin: Drop In
> Dynamic Entrance [-50CP]
> Call In The Squad, Robo [-100CP]
> In a Blast of Smoke [-100CP]
> Collector [-100CP]
> Mechanic [-200CP]
> Disguise [-200CP]
> Tactician [-200CP]
> Why Was This Dropped Here? [-200CP]
> We Have the Technology [-300CP]
> Basic Medabot [Get a Freebie!]
> Medal [Get a Freebie!]
> Medawatch [Get a Freebie!]
> Mysterious Cloak [Get a Freebie!]
> Signature Outfit [Get a Freebie!]
> Spice-A-Roni [-50CP]
> Rubberobo Costume [-100CP]
> Annoying Rival [+200CP]
> Are Those Real Bullets? [+400CP]

Okay. So.
Here me out.

My plan is to use the Rubberobo Costume to Disguise myself as a generic member of the Rubberobo Gang, despite no prior experience or interview, wherein I will gain access to their science, and copy or steal it for my own use as appropriate.
This is brilliant because the only people who can see through my Disguise are children, and the Rubberobo Gang is composed mainly of adults who should know better.
Mainly.

So because I am doing this and because the Medabots technology is now super deadly, I will gain incredible science powers.
Me and my Medabot.

There is no way this can possibly go wrong.

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>>40558976
Well, see, the thing about Mary Sues is they're not just invincible... they actively warp reality around them so that everyone loves them, everyone sympathizes, they always win, they're always right, and anyone who disagrees is painted in the worst possible light. By the very act of trying to combat one, you are now the villain, and reality itself will fight you.

The only clear solution is to destroy reality.
Spiral Nemesis, GO!

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>>37629273

Van Helsing
> Location: Venice, Italy [Rolled5]
> Identity: Mad Doctor [-50CP]
> Age: 25 [Rolled1]
> A Sense of Class [-100CP]
> Cursed Caravan [-100CP]
> Crazed Physician [Get a Freebie!]
> Lunatic Trickster [-50CP]
> Deranged Alchemist [-150CP]
> Lightning is my Art [-300CP]
> The Laws are Mine [-300CP]
> Transylvanian Horses [Get a Freebie!]
> Variable Accent [-50CP]
> Holy Order’s Map [-200CP]
> Blueprints [-200CP]
> Research Notes [-100CP]
> The Lord's Castle [-200CP]
> Companion: Father Alexander [Get a Freebie!]
> All Is Lost [+400CP]
> Bring The Dawn [+400CP]

Did you know I can make sunlight? Literally make it, or at least a very close approximation of it, through technological means I learned from W.H.O.O.P. I can also glow with sunlight, to a limited extent. Is that enough to stop this eternal night?
The answer is no. Not by a longshot.

But it's enough to try.

So we'll create outposts, and fortify, and bring light to the people, and we'll arm ourselves with weapons made from sunlight wrought from the Cities of Gold, and I'll defend these people, and we shall storm the castle, and we will succeed. It may take ten, or even twenty years, but I'm not milking this for fluffy tails or dragon scales. I'm going to save this world and bring back the light and I KNOW I will succeed. Because I'm the only one who can make it so.

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>>37325189

Civilization
> Era: Ancient Era [Rolled7/OBJECTION!] [-100CP]
> People: CATastrophe
> Origin: God-King
> Methodology: Science, Warfare [-200CP]
> Oral Tradition [-100CP]
> Time-Traveler's Temper [-100CP]
> Accepting The Divine [Get a Freebie!]
> Let There Be Light [-50CP]
> Primitive Screwheads [-150CP]
> Realm Of Myths [-300CP]
> Muse [-100CP]
> Patron [-100CP]
> Martial Culture [-50CP]
> Authority Equals Asskicking [-150CP]
> Tabula Rasa [-50CP]
> The Enlightenment [-150CP]
> The Hanging Gardens [Get a Freebie!]
> Brandenburg Gate [Get a Freebie!]
> University Of Toronto [Get a Freebie!]
> Full Table [+400CP]
> Raging Barbarians [+200CP]

Row row, fight the power.
Would standing alongside Emps also summon the Warp in this universe? Because I'd love to hang out, but that ain't a price I'm willing to pay.

Anyway, super advanced ancient civilization builds crazy elven styled bullshit, everyone has cat ears, no one is as fluffy as me.
Although in actuality I probably spend a lot of time in Spyro Dragon form, or at least until it gets too big to feed.
I'm pretty sure I can just straight up crush a couple civilizations at the start, if I feel like it.

I feel like I could walk these people through building working starships in, like, a hundred years tops. Two hundred if I'm feeling lazy. So other than that this is just an extended vacation.

Also, Tech Tree? Psh, fuck that. Crazy schizo tech is half the fun!



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