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Man, I wrote this ages ago for another forum, but you guys can have.

(Now, the average family get together, for some reason. I dunno, its Christmas or something)

NO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED IN ANGRON, NOT TILL YOU TAKE OF THE FILTHY CLOAK. YES YOU HAVE TO WASH IT. DON'T THINK I DIDN'T SEE YOU EITHER JAGHATAI. CLOAK OFF TOO.

NO CORAX, YOUR RAVENS ARE NOT ALLOWED INSIDE THE HOUSE. BECAUSE WE'RE ABOUT TO HAVE DINNER AND YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED ANIMALS AT THE TABLE.

Oh Hi Mortarion, look I'm sorry to ask this but can you please do me a huge favor and go check on Sanguinius and Konrad? They're currently in the kitchen. Thanks.

GOD DAMMIT LOGAR, GET OFF THE TABLE AND STOP PREACHING. YOU CAN GO AND TAKE OFF THAT HALO TOO. ITS SCRATCHING THE CEILING YOU TIT, NOW TAKE IT OFF!

RUSS! LION! STOP FIGHTING INSIDE THE HOUSE. NO, I DON'T CARE WHAT HE SAID, YOU CAN'T HIT HIM FOR IT. AND YOU, STOP INSULTING HIM, HE WILL HIT YOU BACK.

Thanks Dorn, if you want go have a seat, Perturbo is down the end waiting for you. Say you haven't see Alpharius or Omegon have you? They said they were coming.

FERRUS, FULGRIM GET BACK HERE. NO YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO GO AND EAT THE CAKE. WHY? WE HAVEN'T EVEN HAD DINNER YET!!

ROBOUTE STOP ANNOYING HORUS. NO, NOW IS NOT THE BEST TIME TO BE DISCUSSING MILITARY. BECAUSE I SAID SO, NOW KNOCK IT OFF.

Oh hey Vulkan, Magnus. Oh you guys didn't have to bring anything, really. Ok then, your seats are over there and - WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU ROBOUTE? - sorry guys excuse me for a second - NO HORUS, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO GIVE HIM A NOOGIE, KNOCK IT OFF, BOTH OF YOU - yeah dinner will be ready soon ok?

DAD, I SWEAR BY ALL THATS HOLY, IF YOU DO NOT TURN OFF THAT BLOODY GLOWING AURA OF YOURS, YOUR NOT GETTING ANYTHING!

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>>22595504
How many Heresy books are there?

Yes Audiobooks count. Yes short story collections count.

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House-Mom!Emperor



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