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>> No.27219300 [DELETED]  [View]
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>Sneaky gits every day
>Every kommando gets 600+ teef before gettin krumped
>20+ new boyz every day
>90% of kills are by kommandos

Is it fair to say that kommandos have become largest mob in the WAAAGH?
Why do we get so many grots whining about kommandos still? There are more people who are pro-kommando than against.
And really, if you indiscriminately hate kommandos then you're pretty much against the WAAAGH as a whole.

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>>23590823
To be fair, I just grabbed this thread from the bottom of the catalog when it had those two posts.

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>>21870185
As punching bags for everybody in the setting?

No!

They need some fixing.

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Which faction has the better shot at stopping the galaxy ending calamity known as the Tyranids? The Orks or the Necrons?

For myself, I think the Orks can pull it off because beating them in battle is impossible and there is an infinite number of them in and outside the galaxy. They'll save the galaxy from the Nids, for sure.

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>>19593949
>Green Tau

FIRST THEY TOK OUR JOBS AS KOMICAL RELIEF AND NOWZ THEYZ STEAL OURZ GREEN?

DATZ IT WWAAAAAAAAGH!

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>>18972132
>Orks fleeing from anything
>mfw

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Check out the War of Dakka.

I am still amazed that these barbaric Orks managed to figured out how to use the looted advanced Tau weaponry. Not only that they also combined it with their crude Tech producing devastating effects.

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Oi kant git no...
Sah-tis-fak-shun...
Oi kant git no...
Sah-tis-fak-shun...
Cuz Oi waaagh,
an' Oi Waaagh,
an' Oi WAAAGH,
AN' OI WAAAAGH!
OI KAN'T GIT NO!

When Oi'm drivin' in mah trukk,
An' a boy comes onna talky-box,
'es tellin' me, Ork ta Ork,
'bout sum wurfless in-fur-may-shun,
s'ppose ta drive da magi-nayshun...
OI KAN'T GIT NO!
A NO NO NO NO...'EY 'EY 'EY
DATZ WOT OI SAY!

Oi kant git no...
Sah-tis-fak-shun...
Oi kant git no...
Sah-tis-fak-shun...
Cuz Oi waaagh,
an' Oi Waaagh,
an' Oi WAAAGH,
AN' OI WAAAAGH!
OI KAN'T GIT NO!

When Oi'm watchin' da vidskreen,
an' a git comes on an' tellz me,
'ow dakka my shoota cud be,
but 'e kan't be a boy cuz 'e duzn't stomp
da same wimpy grotz as me!
OI KAN'T GET NO!
A NO NO NO NO!
'EY 'EY 'EY,
DATZ WOT OI SAY!

Oi kant git no...
Sah-tis-fak-shun...
Oi kant git no...
Foi-tin' Ak-shun...
Cuz Oi waaagh,
an' Oi Waaagh,
an' Oi WAAAGH,
AN' OI WAAAAGH!
OI KAN'T GIT NO!

When Oi'm kroozin' 'round da wurld,
an' Oi'm shootin dis, an Oi'm blastin' dat,
an' Oi'm tryin' ta eat moi squig,
Da Nob sez, "Oi ya boy ya betta...gimmie dat meet,
r' else Oi's gonna stomp ya flat wif moi feet!"
OI KAN'T GIT NO!
A NO NO NO NO!
'EY 'EY 'EY!
DATZ WOT OI SAY!

OI KAN'T GIT NO! OI KAN'T GIT NO!
OI KAN'T GIT NO...sah-tis-fak-shun...
No sah-tis-fak-shun, no sah-tis-fak-shun...
NO SAH-TIS-FAK-SHUN!!!

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Hey, /tg/.

Can you tell me what's the purchase power of humie teef in Orkish society?

Nid teeth are most valuable teef ever, right? You can buy whatever you want with those.

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"Now the Mekboy hated Empror's day quite alot, he hated the presents he hated the names, he hated the gifts, he hated the gifts, he hated the games. Not a single decoration or celbration too, could warm up this xeno to the choir's toon."

"then he came up with an idea, a deliciously cunningly brutal idea. "

"If I'z haez emperor's dayz so's much I 'z can just stopz it from comingz" he said with a grin. He set out a hat and he looted it right, to look like saint nichola's alright. He made himself a sleigh and from looted old and he set it out quick. he pieced it to gether with screws, bolts and tape, then painted red like his new Nicholas cape.

>>break for dinner be back after that

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>>17083699
Nope, they're a failed experimental race of long dead beings.

They're as much as a plague as the Tyranids.

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The whole party, and more importantly the GM knows what I am likely to do in this game. In short I have loved orks fo a long time and love the deff skulls and I really love the mek boys. So the gm has sort of prepared, the techpriests on board will plasma gun me if I get near the reactors, torch me if I try to "lustomize" anything and so on. However when boarding another vessel and taking from them, I am given whole freee reign.

Also we have a strategy for when we are boarded, we customarily surrender and then lead them to our "vault full of gold" which just so happens to be the orks room. Hehehee with a vicious blue parrot squig.

Also when bartering with other oks I am going to paint everything gold yellow, cause it makes everything more expensive.

Also, since I want the mek boy alternate rank, I dumped a 20 ino my int, so I am a brutally cunning ork with 35 intelligence.

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>>16738650

He held his breath.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAdLg2YGVBk

The Last Danca's exit bulkhead flops down and squishes in the mud. It's raining. And the air smells like ass and dirt.
"ME KIND UV PLACE!" yells Grakgut.
"Smells like a Boarboy pen..." says Wurrza.
Boldo begins flying in circles around the Last Danca, as its vox picks up something. It appears to be an automated help signal, which the voxcaster pinpoints to a few kilometers to the east.
"Da 'umiez alwayz be kallin' fer 'elp!" Grakgut sighs, "Bettah go 'fore dey go an' die!"

The party begins making their way through the swampy mess towards the source of the signal. Every sound makes a squish as the Kill Team's boots hit the mud. Rain belts their faces as the Kill Team passes between the trees, reeds, and bushes.

"Plisken. You an da boyz keep a gud eye out. Somefinz big 'ere." says Kroz.
"Dis moight be a trap." says Grakgut. "An' you know wut we do if deres a trap?"
"Dakka?" poses Wazgor.
"Dakka." replies Grakgut.

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>>16479684

Soz boss, dat's where da trukkbed fer da boys goes, but I'll rig sumfin up nice and proppa in a minute

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Leaving the catacombs, one of the priests runs up to the Kill Team.
"...is it over?" he asks.
""Dat, wuz gud fightin." says Kroz.
"You'ze Ambulls and da bat fings iz gone. Da reaktor too!" adds Grakgut.
"Oh thank the Emperor," the priest sighs, "I don't know how much more stress I can take..."
"DO NOT WORRY, SMALL 'UMIE. DA EMPERAH SEZ GUD: EVEN IF DA ROKK IS FULL OF 'BAD ENEMIES, DEREZ ALWAYS FINGS YOU SHUD PROTEKT." states Kroz.
The priest's eyes go wide at the wisdom. At that moment, the players' voxcasters chime in.
"Oy, boss! It'z Pliskin! We'ze got da loot! We gotta go afore dey notice!" whispers Pliskin.

The Kill Team gets back in the Last Danca as Lifta Droppas collect the Rok Pods and smaller transports collect the loot.
"GRAB YER BALDS! IZ TIME FOR FASTA!" yells Kroz as he flies back up to The Looted Krooza.

Returning to the ship, the party returns to their respective quarters. At this point, I ask who has a charm.

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>>16295498
Da Eldar gitz don't wann uz to be Friendz with da humies.

No proper Ork will stand for dat

Oi Boyz lets start friendship Waaaaagh on da humies and all da other gitz

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>>16267650
Oi Diz Boy lookz suspi...err...srpis... ey lookz funny.

Call Da Burna Boyz!

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>>15565807
Shootas are Assault 2, Big Shootas are Assault 3.



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