Quantcast
[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / g / ic / jp / lit / sci / tg / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports / report a bug ] [ 4plebs / archived.moe / rbt ]

/vt/ is now archived.Become a Patron!

/tg/ - Traditional Games

Search:


View post   

[ Toggle deleted replies ]
>> No.77391123 [View]
File: 42 KB, 314x341, 1477943704401.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
77391123

>>77391090

>> No.77389289 [View]
File: 42 KB, 314x341, 1477943704401.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
77389289

>>77389237
>7 int

Not much different from the party fighter, huh?

>> No.77063720 [View]
File: 42 KB, 314x341, 1476740937857.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
77063720

>>77063697
So elves are a bunch of racially supremacist soibois who want to send (((undesirables))) to work in the mines, gotcha.

>> No.76619957 [View]
File: 42 KB, 314x341, 1477943704401.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
76619957

>>76619944
Consent forms for what. Worst i had was the DM asking everyone if they had any triggers during a session zero.

>> No.76476812 [View]
File: 42 KB, 314x341, 1477943704401.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
76476812

>>76476473
>my group feels so lifeless...
>but the games super fun!

>> No.75747921 [View]
File: 42 KB, 314x341, 1476740937857.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
75747921

>>75744988
Yes.
>Green orcs are basically "wherever I go, I must also rape"
>Pig orcs are basically French, as in they kidnap the children of other races and forcefeed them until their livers burst
>Elves are incredibly condescending and feel the need to remind EVERYONE that they're vegan and how ethical and sustainable their lifestyle is (especially the pig orcs often hear how elven food is "suffering free")
>Every single Dorf always carries a massive tome as a backpack, whenever they're offended they don't stand up for themselves but instead write it down as a grudge

>All of the above are represented in a single party
>The elf refuses to walk next to the Gorc without someone else standing between them
>The dorf grabs his tome every time the elf opens her mouth
>The Porc tries to forcefeed the elf lard whenever she opens her mouth
>Somehow these dysfunctional midwits are supposed to be the heroes of destiny

>> No.74307511 [View]
File: 42 KB, 314x341, 1477943704401.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
74307511

>>74307478
>>74307303
>literally yesterday a new dark angel player was in here complaining that he bought a bunch of deathwing terminators when he couldve just bought custodes instead

>> No.74233671 [View]
File: 42 KB, 314x341, 1477943704401.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
74233671

>>74233652
Oh sorry.

One "big" fungal boi

>> No.73559828 [View]
File: 42 KB, 314x341, 1476740937857.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
73559828

>>73559784
Why can't the entire fantasy setting be slav, with humans being the only non-slavs? Everybody would hate the humans, but they'd hate eachother even more. The high elves would hate all other races, but only slightly less than they hate those fucking tree gopniks pretending they're real elves.

>> No.73472585 [View]
File: 42 KB, 314x341, 1476740937857.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
73472585

>>73472551
I love how the Japanese replied to this, saying that only dark elves should be allowed to voice dark elf characters and that it would provide jobs for all the elves that live in our world.

>> No.71892355 [View]
File: 42 KB, 314x341, 1476740937857.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
71892355

>>71892284
>Jews
>Tiny Jews
>Tree Jews
>Mongrel Jews
>Racetraitor Jews

>> No.57168499 [View]
File: 42 KB, 314x341, 1476740937857.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
57168499

>>57167123
The French are elves because they're graceful, refined and cultured.
The French are orcs because they're smelly, savage and militant.
The French are humans, because they're the most generic West European country.
The French are goblins, because they were pretty tech-savvy at the time (the Eiffel Tower was built purely to show the limitations of engineering at the time, some of the first tanks were French, the French tank corps was the largest by the end of the war, the FT-17 tank defined modern tanks)
The French are dwarves, because they had some good engineering at the time and like alcohol, and they're also shorter than Germans
The French are a hivemind insectoid race, as evidenced by their fanaticism to die not for a single individual but such a vague concept as "the republic"

See what I did there?

>> No.56244962 [View]
File: 42 KB, 314x341, 1476740937857.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
56244962

>>56244938
>but also several who genuinely prefer their power fantasies to include being unreasonably beautiful or sexy as well as good at magic/CQC/whatever.
Remember: it's only sexist if men actually start enjoying it.

>> No.56230113 [View]
File: 42 KB, 314x341, 1476740937857.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
56230113

>>56229629
You can still save this thread if you tell us what hentai you cropped this from.

>> No.55905629 [View]
File: 42 KB, 314x341, 1476740937857.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
55905629

>>55905591
>A warband of orcs with massive cocks enter the territory of matriarchal wood elves
Poor orcs

>> No.55399460 [View]
File: 42 KB, 314x341, 1476740937857.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
55399460

>>55399442
>He isn't accurate enough to shoot leaves and fruit out of the highest trees
Fuckin' humans.

>> No.54636312 [View]
File: 42 KB, 314x341, 1476740937857.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
54636312

>>54635380
Manlets, when will they learn?

>> No.53795482 [View]
File: 42 KB, 314x341, 1397082880150.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
53795482

>>53787888
>knife ears

You mean love handles?

>>53789148
But wouldn't it be awesome to have had sundrenched dark elves, Anon?

>> No.53160017 [View]
File: 42 KB, 314x341, 1476740937857.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
53160017

>>53159971
>Tumblr got to the blond haired, blue eyed superhumans who see themselves as superior to the 'lesser races'

>> No.52662320 [View]
File: 42 KB, 314x341, 1477943704401.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
52662320

>>52662270
>>52662061
>Wizard magicks fossils to life to see if he can
>it works
>these beasts have no place in the ecosystem and he has no idea what to do with them
>sticks them in magically sealed enclosures
>realizes the ingredients to constantly refresh the seals is going to get expensive
>Opens the enclosure to the public for an entry fee

>> No.51108662 [View]
File: 42 KB, 314x341, 1476740937857.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
51108662

>>51108323
>A lone elf wanderer convinces the warhungry, orcish horde that regular penis inspections are part of any healthy military unit

>> No.50388275 [View]
File: 42 KB, 314x341, 1476740937857.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
50388275

>>50388240
I can really imagine elves visiting a modern art museum and being incredibly condescending about it.
>What is this, is this what humans think art looks like?
>How cute, my little Thorandiel made something that looks just like this earlier today
>What's that stain in the top right? Is it supposed to symbolize the beastly nature of humanity?
>I think that's just a stain...
And then they congratulate the human artist on his work in a really, really condescending way. As if they're talking to a mentally challenged child who managed to tie his shoelaces in one go.

>> No.50196459 [View]
File: 42 KB, 314x341, 1476740937857.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
50196459

>>50196409
Your opinion has been noted, (You)s have been given. I see no reason for you to stay in this thread except for getting triggered by a fictional race.

>> No.49854136 [View]
File: 42 KB, 314x341, 1476740937857.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
49854136

>>49840047
>>49854097
It's not so much that they're small as much as they're elves. Regardless of size, an elf's cockslap will feel like a gentle summer breeze on an excruciatingly hot day, refreshing and envigorating. On the flip side, resting your head on an elf's bossom feels like lying down on a comfortable pillow after an entire week of hard labor and barely enough sleep. Nine out of ten doctors prescribe elf girlfriends to insomniacs.



Navigation
View posts [+24] [+48] [+96]