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>> No.32307009 [View]
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>Dat horrible sense of dread that as we type da GEEDUBZ AA+ QUALITY DESIGN TEAM are currently utterly gutting and fucking up the Ork dex this very second.

Hold me ladz...

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>>31908260
There's only one Arch-Arsonist.
Snagrod is love.
Snagrod is life.

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>>31577748
>>turns out it's a birthday party and he's given them each a free ork burna and teaching them to paint them


Dat warms da cockels of me cold 'ded 'art dat duz

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>>31371303
>>31371326
It'z all rela- realti- IT'Z DIFFURENT! YOU'Z STOMPS TINGZ BUT YOU'Z AIN'T A STOMPA IZ YA?

Juss becuz somting does somting don't make dat ting da thing it does.

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>>30560150
The Perry bros are cool. The guy who lost his right hand was righthanded, so he had to learn sculpting with his other arm he wasn't used to at all, which is impressive and rad as fuck.

In conclusion, fuck you anon.

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>DAT FEEL WHEN ORKZ IZ DA BIGGEST AND DA STRONGEST

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>>30419182
>>30419182
>the shittiest codex available

DATS WHERE YERZ RONG, GITFACE.

ORKZ NEVER LOSE IN BATTLE

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>>30019608
Here's one I wrote up a while back.

Let's git ta da foightin', ta defeatz dem gitz
Did dey send me Squig guts, when Oi asked, fer boyz

You'z da biggest gitz, Oi evah met
But you'z can betz a'fore we're troogh
Surely Oi'll make a Nob outta youz!

Cunning as da God Gork
Or was it God Mork?
Juss' load on more Dakka
Loike a proppa Ork!

You'z a tiny, small, pathetic Grot
You'z fergot da choppy too
Somezhow Oi'll make a' Ork outta you!

Ork boy 1:
I'm nevah gonna catch dat squig!

Ork boy 2:
Say good-byez ta moi Big Shoota!

Ork Boy 3:
Choppa on shoota or shoota on choppa?

Ork boy 4:
Dat Nob gotz dem scared ta death!

Ork boy 5:
Hope he doesn't want'a crump me

Ork Boy 6:
Now Oi really wish Oi hadz an Iron Gob!

BE A NOB!
We'z must be fast loike a red ve-hi-cle
BE A NOB!
Usin' force loike a yel-low Rokkit
BE A NOB!
Wit' all da strength of da gods Gork an' Mork!
Mys'terius as da powah of da WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

Humies racin' toward us, we'z bettah showz dem
Lissen ta me ya gitz, an' shoot yer gubbinz

You'z not sooted fer, bein' a Nob
So'z pack up, line up, you're krumped
How'z couldz Oi, make a Nob, outta youz?

BE A NOB!
We'z must be fast loike a red ve-hi-cle
BE A NOB!
Usin' force loike a yel-low Rokkit
BE A NOB!
Wit' all da strength of da gods Gork an' Mork!
Mys'terius as da powah of da WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

BE A NOB!
We'z must be fast loike a red ve-hi-cle
BE A NOB!
Usin' force loike a yel-low Rokkit
BE A NOB!
Wit' all da strength of da gods Gork an' Mork!
Mys'terius as da powah of da WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

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>>29770612
>play Orks like I do. I've got a 6 year old codex that can't beat a wet pile of dog shit
>Not winning errday becuz Orkz never lose a fight

On a serious note though, i personally do play Orks and Nids. Hell i even play an Evil sunz list for laughs and do alright. Even took out a tourney Tau list once (due to dakkajet luck!)


I'll also say that as us Orks are due a book soon (June, i heard) We'll get a shinny new dex with all the cool toys, whilst tyranids will have to wait for some kind of half baked supplement if they want anything new.

Imagine if in the new Ork book killing a Warboss forced every non-grot unit to start taking animosity checks failing on a 1-4 roll, and all your boyz just started standing about or punching each other. Is it fluffy? vaguely. Is it fun at all? Well probably not for the Ork player.

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I'm not a big fan of quest threads, but I've had an idea for one featuring the krew of an ork fighta-bomma and their general muckin' about. Kind of like Deffwotch-meets-Catch 22. Were my kung-fu stronger I would do it myself, but unfortunately my lore skills leave much to be desired.

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>>27238790
Lawful Neutral Half-Orc Fighter/Rogue (2nd/1st Level)


Ability Scores:
Strength- 15
Dexterity- 13
Constitution- 15
Intelligence- 14
Wisdom- 13
Charisma- 13

>'ERE WE GO BOYZ!!

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I hope cigars aren't a cash shop item, I don't wanna waste money to buy my Mekboy a cigar to chomp on.

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>>26997642
Seems accurate enough for orks.

>You git!
>*krump*
>Foight da odder orks aftah da battle! We'ze got's beakies ta krump!

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>>26987854
OI SOMEONE CALL DA BURNA BOYZ, WE GOTZ SOME FINGS DAT NEEDZ TOASTIN'

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Buncha panzy gits!

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>>26705326
thanks boss!

>> No.26487360 [View]
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so i wanted to ask you guys: which are the current best armies for warhammer and warhammer 40k?
how did the last year's armies go?

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You see Gummy and Ghostface Killah back to back Attack Squig and shocky mace struggling to even the odds. The One They Call Greg is standing over Murlak Gutpincher defying odds and sense with a choppa in each hand. Scarface goes down under a pile of cogs, electricity arcing off his body as he punches out one of his assaulters while ripping the throat out of another. Thorgil Runeseeker flings himself into their press howling about wolfing the wolf wolf and swinging his axe like a monster, but it's too late. Ironfist is missing his only natural arm, but fights anyway blood flowing freely from his lacerated hide. Facekicka and Wuzzrag Khan hold steady, alternating bursts from autocannon and burna, carving out an island amongst the press.

You force your way over to them throwing foes aside in your rage. Two Electropriests jump you, faster than you can react you grab one and swing him like a bat into the second resulting in a deafening crack.

Finally you make your way to Facekicka and Wuzzrag, and the three of you form wedge fighting your way through to each member of the mob, forming up in a disciplined unit and fighting back the Cogboyz mass assault.

Scarface doesn't make it. Neither does Ironfist, head split open down past the collarbone by a cogheaded axe, even still he managed to grab the axe with his remaining bionik arm and swing it down and through the cogboy what killed him, dashing it to ruin against the floor. Murlak Gutpincher's gut wound is opened up again, but he's still among the living, and the rest of you are covered in scratches, cuts, and other wounds of varying but less important severity.

You are now 8. Standing amid the corpses of nearly all the Mechanicus laymen. The chapel is a scene of carnage that most would not believe of Astartes, let alone Orks and Men.

>[]Press on through the complex
>[]Break first to recharge
>[]Go elsewhere

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>>26376230
Ah bets dey burn reeeeeeeall nice dey do, hur hur

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I'z got plenty a fiya and powa!



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