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>Ask for peoples' opinion
>Yeah well you know, that's just your opinion

No shit.

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Humor in gaming is often necessary to blunt the edge of cringeworthy faggots who take it waaay too seriously.

Kingdom Death has a lot of hardcore shit, but also a LOT of black humor. If you don't get that, congratulations, you're one of those 40k fags who unironically ultramarine.

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>Which brings me to you, /tg/, tell me, besides sleeping with him, what would the wife of a dark lord actually do?

Straight answer: probably deal with his more boring shit. Someone's gotta handle the tribute from the shitty towns he's conquered, disputes between minions, etc. He's gonna dump this on her, but she won't get shit for respect at first so it'll be an uphill battle to earn it.

Real answer: the wife of a dark lord does whatever your sidehug girlfriend wants to do.

>I'm also looking for any suggestions

Really real answer: get over your Christfagging sanctimony and hit that. There's nothing magical about sex, it's just another aspect of life, and quite a fun one, too. You're doing yourself a disservice.

It's like refusing to ride a roller coaster because you want your first time to be special.

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Real life friends.

I don't care if you're the best fucking roleplayer in the world, if you're not someone I can be friends with I don't want to have to sit around a table with you for hours.

Contrariwise, if you're a real cool guy and I enjoy hanging out with you, I don't give a crap about your derpy roleplaying or the derpiness of my own.

This just seems like basic sense to me.

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Alright anon, I'll help you out. I remember what it's like to be a young man.

Just keep in mind one simple thing: bitch be crazy. A hot girl legitimately enjoying a nerd hobby, not just slumming it for geek girl cred? 90% chance that bitch be crazy. Somehow. The better the crazy's hidden, the less you want to be there when it blows. And here's another life lesson for you, one that I had to learn the hard way myself: don't stick your dick in the crazy. Just don't. It's not worth it.

Keep it in mind in your interactions with her: yes she's hot, but you do NOT want the crazy that comes with that. That should help you keep your hormones in check and deal with her like a normal person.

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They're all conscripted into the same "volunteer" regiment.

They're all staying at the same inn the night the Pixie Mafia burn it down for underpayment of protection money.

They're all independently given the same quest because the old man who sent them has dementia. The quest in question was completed decades ago.

They're all lined up outside your mom's room at the brothel when the authorities arrive to shut it down for being an affront unto morality.

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> No way can I do the sensible thing
> That would offend the other races
> It might even start a war

What kind of pussy-ass elves lived back then? "Elves are dicks" is pretty much the only character trait shared by all elves everywhere.

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Actually, I think that was the best possible response.

See you around anon.

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Could be I am, mang. It's the sort of thing you never see yourself. Still curious though.

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>>I find it amusing that one can generally get away with talking about anthro animals on /tg/ by calling them "beastfolk" instead of anthros or furries.

Yeah, almost as if what we object to is people inserting their fetishes into an otherwise non-sexual group activity, and not about playing animals per se at all.

Don't worry. Once the furfags catch on too, "beastfolk" will be a naughty word as well.

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You actually made me check the link.

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>>ToEE, a game that has it's roots firmly in D&D 3rd E

Noticeable "this is /tg/ related," here. Janitor being a fag again?

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Just because I'm drunk doesn't mean I'm too lazy to go back and correct spelling. I had to do that three times in the last sentence. And add "do that" in that one. And then correct another error in that sentence. And another three in that one.

Look, fuck you, I'm drunk. That's where I'm going here. And you're not. So fucking drink, okay?

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He walks for the entire day. By the end of the day he's really thirsty. He's been sweating all day, and his lips are starting to crack. He's reapplied the sunblock twice, and tried to stay under the umbrella, but he still feels sunburned. The windshield wiper fluid sloshing in the bottle in his pocket is really getting tempting now. He knows that it's mainly water and some ethanol and coloring, but he also knows that they add some kind of poison to it to keep people from drinking it. He wonders what the poison is, and whether the poison would be worse than dying of thirst.

He pushes on, trying to get to that small town before dark.

By the end of the day he starts getting worried. He figures he's been walking at least 3 miles an hour, according to his watch for over 10 hours. That means that if his estimate was right that he should be close to the town. But he doesn't recognize any of this. He had to cross a dry creek bed a mile or two back, and he doesn't remember coming through it in the SUV. He figures that maybe he got his direction off just a little and that the dry creek bed was just off to one side of his path. He tells himself that he's close, and that after dark he'll start seeing the town lights over one of these hills, and that'll be all he needs.

As it gets dim enough that he starts stumbling over small rocks and things, he finds a spot and sits down to wait for full dark and the town lights.

Full dark comes before he knows it. He must have dozed off. He stands back up and turns all the way around. He sees nothing but stars.

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>>MFW people are taking this seriously and don't instantly get the reference

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You mean you're sober? Fuck man, fix that shit immediately.

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If I make one class dominate the early levels, another class do well on all levels, and have another class dominate the higher levels, on average, I will have a balanced game.

If I put sugar in one pan, flour in another, and egg and water in the third pan, then put them all in the oven, I will have an average of three cakes!

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French cartoon. Has everything you ever wanted.

It was quite popular back when it was still going on, now its quiet. At least till the second season starts airing!

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Well considering the average /b/tard is no longer a basement dwelling unstable shutin who get's his jollies flooding and attacking sites and eventually plans to Go For The High Score.....

and now...
How scary is your average facebooker?

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I am a scientist. Fancy jargon gets used when it sounds sexy to other scientists, and when it reduces word count. If it accurately describes something, hey, that's a plus.

Right now my job is to find places to shove "proteomics" everywhere I can find space for it.

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Martial power is about seizing the moment. While arcane spellcasters need to charge up their spells and divine classes pray to their gods, martial characters see an opportunity in the ebb and flow of combat and take it. They don't know when their big hits are coming, they just happen. There in front of them, an enemy with his guard down. A chance to hit their weak point for massive damage. The vagaries of combat, in mechanics form.

Because "I hit this guy really hard but I only get to try it once a day" doesn't make a damn bit of sense.

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Thanks, sagefag. I sometimes wonder if my threads are even good enough for someone to troll.

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>> No.11282582 [View]
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I wish I had that "YouDENSEmotherfucker".jpg

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