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>> No.23983111 [View]
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GREETINGS EARTH.

I AM HAPPY TO HAVE FOUND ANOTHER LOST TRIBE OF HUMANITY.

WHAT CAN YOU AS AN INDIVIDUAL OFFER ME IN THIS GREAT CRUSADE?

>> No.18081605 [View]
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I think we can agree that the general census of opinion is that the space marines would simply overpower the spartans. Be it guerrilla warefare or a conventional fight, it'd be another day of eldar at best for the space marines.

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>>17935429

>that ponies are not the lousiest troll on 4chan
>That 40k isn't cool
>that a cartoon for little girls being your social life is
>that 40k players have no lives (we do gotta have money to pay after all)
>That troll /tg/ isn't the high point of your life

>go away

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>>17900182
Okay, I'm on motherfucking Overwatch right now.

>Come on now, you know you want your cute Space Marine female.
Space Marines are by essence bodybuilded, hormone-overfilled and mind-wiped warriors. Even if the seed were compatible with female apprentices, they would end up looking nothing like women.

>He may not outright say it, but his actions speak for himself. The fact that the Empire looks like something out of the Roman Empire (which treated women like dirt) is proof of that.
First, the only "Empire" in 40K is the Tau one. Second, the Imperium looks like something out of whatever the culture of the planet looked at is. Third, the "Hitler ate sugar" argument is the zeroth level of retardedness, retard.

> More of a reason to kill him then. He is just making things worse.
Actually, he made things unbelievably better than before his ascension. Even now, the Imperium is the homeland of fucking CareBears compared to the shithole to end all shitholes that was the Age of Strife.


Lastly, troll smarter. There's good and enjoyable troll threads out there, this thread isn't one of them.

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>>17843780
Do you pronounce Khazalid with the accent on the first or the second syllabe? Do you pronounce Tau as in Town or as in Toll? Do you pronounce Archaon as in Archon or as in Ar-chaos?

Do you call the guys of Nagaroth Dark Elves, Druchii or Drows? And Chaos Dwarves or Dawi Zharr?

Do you consider Greenskin is an offensive term because of its similarities with Skinheads?

Do GW Staff members prefer Agent Skully or Agent Murder?

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>>17751523

>implying it's hard to get laid.
>implying /tg has ever had problems with forever virgins.
>implying we wouldn't give functional advice if someone came here and asked us how to get laid.
>implying /tg is comparable to your homeboard /v.

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...Go on...

>> No.16665421 [View]
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I'm an aberration. When I'm not posting OC, I'm generally out playing tons and tons of games. Vidja, board, miniatures, cards - it matters not. Games and I always have time for each other, and there seems to be no shortage of people to play against. However, this isn't about me, but about you.

/tg/ why don't you play games anymore? I want to hear your stories. If you get game, you must brag.

Meanwhile, I shall go play 1750 40k, using my foot terminator horde against orks. I'm expecting a glorious draw, and much bullshitting about our bosses needing to engage each other in the middle of the board.

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yes,yes we can

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>>16369508

Mmmm, sexual.

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>>16214631

Psst.
Grand strategy or backfield camping for trolling.

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>>15971735
with there genticaly tailored bodies

Secondary Heart
Phase 1: This simplest and most self-sufficient of implants allows a Space Marine to survive his other heart being damaged or destroyed, and to survive in low oxygen environments. Not just a back-up, the secondary heart can boost the blood-flow around the Marine's body.1

Ossmodula
Phase 2: A small, complex, tubular organ, the ossmodula secretes hormones that both affect the ossification of the skeleton and encourages the forming bone growths to absorb ceramic-based chemicals that are laced into the Marine's diet.1 This drastically alters the way a Space Marine's bones grow and develop. Two years after this implant is first put in the subject's long bones will have increased in size and strength (along with most other bones), and the rib cage will have been fused into a solid mass of bulletproof, interlocking plates.

Biscopea
Phase 3: This small, circular organ is inserted into the chest cavity and releases hormones that vastly increase muscle growth throughout the marine's body. It also serves to form the hormonal basis for many of the later implants.

Haemastamen
Phase 4: Implanted into the main circulatory system, this tiny implant not only increases the haemoglobin content of the subjects blood, making it more efficient at carrying oxygen around the body and making the subject's blood a bright red, it also serves to monitor and control the actions of the phase 2 and phase 3 implants.1

Larraman's Organ
Phase 5: A liver-shaped organ about the size of a golf-ball, this implant is placed within the chest cavity and connected to the circulatory system. It generates and controls 'Larraman cells' which are released into the blood stream if the recipient is wounded. They attach themselves to leucocytes in the blood and are carried to the site of the wound, where upon contact with air they form a near instant patch of scar tissue, sealing any wounds the Space Marine may suffer.

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Fire, blessed oils and purity seals everywhere.

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all u need is davian cool

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what i expected: lawful neutral.

what i got: lawful neutral.


FOOLISH MORTALS, YOUR GOODS AND EVILS ARE PURE SPECULATION, LEARN TO LOVE PARTICIPATION IN AN EFFICIENT AND EFFECTIVE SYSTEM, AND THUS LEND WORTH TO YOUR EXISTENCE.

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rolled 54 = 54

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This is how I declare the thread now diamonds.

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>Implying any of you actually know my will.
>Implying I'm not gonna be pissed as hell when I return and find out that not only are you fucks worshiping me, but you've let a bunch of imbred retards run the Imperium right into the fucking ground, and let Robute push that stupid codex of his onto the Legions.

Right, someone bring me a dreadnaught chassis, its time to kick some ass for a century or two to get this ship back onto the right course.

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I have a plan here, tell me what you think.

For starters, no one buys Direct from GW (even through other stores) only buy what they already have socked if anything.

Then
Step1: mass letters asking for reasonable prices and similar prices across the globe. (do not include anything about ward or shit, that is a personal attack and discredits the whole thing)

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Omx darius cool! Imma ur biggest fan evar!

Love,

The Emperor

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>>14598704
Post the hell out of it.

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>>14327628
In the grim darkness of the far future, it will be spelled as "Gazateer".

because I said so.

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FOR THE GREATER GOOD!

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Horus



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