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>>70753278
>Valkyries crest the hill and fly straight into a warp-spawned hellscape
>"This is some heavy shit, huh?" the pilot says to his co-pilot, trivialising the situation in order to not think too hard about it

My favourite thing to do is to picture Guardsmen just focusing on that tin of recaff waiting for them back at camp while killing ancient horrors millions of years old.

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Listen up lads! I don't want to repeat myself if I can help it!

As you're all aware, the Exolan crusade fleet is running low on fuel. Without that fuel, our ships aren't going to get very far, let alone back through the Nachmund Gauntlet. As such, we're in quite a dire situation.

But fear not! For not all hope has been lost. It seems that Magos Depherion has discovered a way to obtain the necessary fuel for our fleet to continue it's operations here in the Dark Imperium. If you have any questions, I suggest you ask him now, or start preparing to move deeper into the swamps.

>Welcome to ''Field Kit Inspection", home of the 'Unknown Regiment". Feel free to join in! Remember though, we tend to use spoilers for OOC chat, while green-texts are typically used for describing a character's actions. D20s are for combat checks, while d100s are for other things you wish to roll, with higher typically being better.

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Here we are, gentlemen, Planet Nuecullus; A world covered in so much brush and forestry, that one would think it were Catachan itself. Were it not for the distinct lack of poisonous flora and fauna covered in giant teeth looking to devour you. Just mind the six foot tall Mosquitos, and the lakes of noxious slime, and both you and your equipment should be fine.

Lord General Montague, has dispatched our regiment to the planet's surface, in order to clear out a beachhead for settlers to reach the surface. Plain and simple orders, with no easy way for any of you to screw up.

And to make sure that each of you has been properly equipped with a can of Munitorum approved "Oversized Killer Bugger Spray", I am calling for a mandatory field kit inspection.

Without further ado, present arms and equipment for a Field Kit Inspection!

>Welcome to ''Field Kit Inspection", home of the 'Unknown Regiment". Feel free to join in! Remember though, we tend to use spoilers for OOC chat, while green-texts are typically used for describing a character's actions. D20s are for combat checks, while d100s are for other things you wish to roll, with higher typically being better.

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Get into formation lads! Quickly as you can!

Men, as you can very well see. We're on a space station. But not just any space station. This space station, before the rift tore the galaxy asunder, used to supply this sector of the imperium with vast quantities of grade-A starship fuel. The kind of fuel that the Exolon Crusade is in dire need of.

As is the case. We have been sent in to reactivate the station, and clear out any miscreants or squatters that may be living inside of it. I don't need to tell you all how important this fuel is. Without it, the crusade will be trapped in open space, here in the dark Imperium, until guilliman himself somehow finds us. And if I hear one more person ask me: "Can we open up one of the containers and get high from the fumes", I'm going to start executing people!

As such, to make sure you are all fully prepared for this. I am calling for a surprise field kit inspection. So, present arms and equipment for a Field Kit Inspection!

>Welcome to ''Field Kit Inspection", home of the 'Unknown Regiment". Feel free to join in! Remember though, we tend to use spoilers for OOC chat, while green-texts are typically used for describing a character's actions. D20s are for combat checks, while d100s are for other things you wish to roll, with higher typically being better.

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Form up, you bunch of dogs! We've got work to do!

Listen up, lads! Because I've got some bad news for you all.

It seems that, due in part to a clerical error, as well as someone screwing around with the Regiment's paychecks. I'm looking at you, Perkins! As such, no one is getting paid for this month, and most of you are broke.

But, there is a light in this dark abyss of missing paychecks. From what I've heard, a propaganda film crew cane along for the ride, and are looking for extras for their work.

As such, I've had you all signed up, to play extras in this glorious film!

DISMISSED!

>Welcome to ''Field Kit Inspection", home of the 'Unknown Regiment". Feel free to join in! Remember though, we tend to use spoilers for OOC chat, while greentexts are typically used for describing a character's actions. D20s are for combat checks, while d100s are for other things you wish to roll, with higher being better.

>> No.55202575 [View]
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Form up, neat and orderly, lads! On the double!

Men, I've got some bad news for you all. Rather than being sent to the front lines, to assist in pushing back the foul heretic forces entrenched upon this world. We're instead being shipped to investigate more pressing matters.

As of twenty-four hours ago, a nearby research outpost, that our Mechanicus friends set up, has gone silent, and we're being sent to investigate.

I should warn you all to dress lightly. As we shall be heading inside of an active volcano for this one. And before anyone asks; no, you cannot bring the ingredients to make s'mores with you! Our job is to investigate the place, not bloody enjoy ourselves!

>Welcome to ''Field Kit Inspection", home of the 'Unknown Regiment". Feel free to join in! Remember though, we tend to use spoilers for OOC chat, while greentexts for are used for describing a character's actions. D20s are for combat checks and d100s for other things you wish to roll, with higher being better.

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Settle down 'un form up, on ze double!

'Ello men 'un women of ze Unknown Regiment. I am ze new Commissar, Alex Clérisseau. And if you are wondering about ze accent. It is because I am un Elysian. So you 'ad better get used to it.

Now, with ze formal introduction out of ze way, ve can get on to ze more important matters. As you should all be fully aware of, your regiment is apart of ze 82nd army group, supporting ze Exolos Crusade, under ze command of Lord General Gerald Montague. As is befitting such an honorable posting. I am expecting you all to be on your best behaviour, no zat I am 'ere. Should I see anything zat does not fall within my expectations, there vill be 'ell tu pay. With discipline being both 'arsh un brutal. Zis means, no painting ze grenades ze colour yellow, no pissing outside ze mess tent, no using your bayonets to pick your nose, un no filling your socks with copies of ze uplifting primer, to use as a makeshift club!

Now, tu make sure zat you are always prepared for ze unexpected. I am calling for a surprise, un mandatory field kit inspection. As such, present arms un equipment, for a Field Kit Inspection!

>Welcome to ''Field Kit Inspection", home of the 'Unknown Regiment". Feel free to join in! Remember though, we tend to use spoilers for OOC chat, while greentexts for are used for describing a character's actions. D20s are for combat checks and d100s for other things you wish to roll, with higher being better.

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Settle down 'un form up, on ze double!

'Ello men 'un women of ze Unknown Regiment. I am ze new Commissar, Alex Clérisseau. And if you are wondering about ze accent. It is because I am un Elysian. So you 'ad better get used to it.

Now, with ze formal introduction out of ze way, ve can get on to ze more important matters. As you should all be fully aware of, your regiment is apart of ze 82nd army group, supporting ze Exolos Crusade, under ze command of Lord General Gerald Montague. As is befitting such an honorable posting. I am expecting you all to be on your best behaviour, no zat I am 'ere. Should I see anything zat does not fall within my expectations, there vill be 'ell tu pay. With discipline being both 'arsh un brutal. Zis means, no painting ze grenades ze colour yellow, no pissing outside ze mess tent, no using your bayonets to pick your nose, un no filling your socks with copies of ze uplifting primer, to use as a makeshift club!

Now, tu make sure zat you are always prepared for ze unexpected. I am calling for a surprise, un mandatory field kit inspection. As such, present arms un equipment, for a Field Kit Inspection!

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Eyes forward, guns at your side, men!

Men, the new Commissar will be arriving via Aquilla lander very shortly, and I don't want him to automatically executing people left and right. As such, I expect you all to be on your best behaviour.

This means no duct tapping Perkins to the flag poles. No replacing Antons socks with extra large condoms. And no replacing people's bayonets with chef Durand's hand made Baguettes! It doesn't matter that he is an Elysian who's baguettes are so rock hard, that they can be used as lethal weapons. They are still to be used as food!

So, in the spirit of our former Commissar, and to make sure that no one is planning any sort of ridiculous shenanigans. I am calling for a mandatory field kit inspection.

So, all hands, present arms and equipment for a Field Kit Inspection!

>Welcome to ''Field Kit Inspection", home of the 'Unknown Regiment". Feel free to join in! Remember though, we tend to use spoilers for OOC chat, while greentexts are typically used for describing a character's actions. D20s are for combat checks, while d100s are for other things you wish to roll, with higher being better.

>> No.55072699 [View]
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Listen up men, I don't wish to repeat myself.

Welcome to your new home away from home, lads. This beautiful Lunar class Cruiser that you're standing upon, is known as the "Trophy of all Arrogance". It is currently attached to Lord Admiral Helgoth Varswinter battle group, which is currently transporting the bulk of General Montague's crusade forces through Nachmund Gauntlet of the Cicatrix Maledictum. The ship should contain everything you were accustomed to back aboard the Eagle's Fury, and then some.

In addition, burial detail for those who were lost during the destruction of the Eagle's Fury, will begin at 1900 hours in hanger C-11. If you show up, it is to be in full dress uniform. Anything less is unacceptable. In the meantime, I suggest you get your things put away, and get comfortable. It's going to be a long journey.

>Welcome to ''Field Kit Inspection", home of the 'Unknown Regiment". Feel free to join in! Remember though, we tend to use spoilers for OOC chat, while greentexts for are used for describing a character's actions. D20s are for combat checks and d100s for other things you wish to roll, with higher being better.

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Form up men, neat and orderly!

Now then, onto the matter at hand. As you are all likely aware, our regiment has taken heavy casualties over the past few campaigns. We've taken so many infact, that command has been unable to keep up with our reinforcement requests.

Because of this, as well as the fact that our once glorious ship, the Eagle's Fury, is now in a decaying orbit, where it will eventually spiral out, and burn up mid atmosphere. Our current objectives are as follows: First, find a source of new recruits. I hear that press hanging is rather effective in the navy. And two, find out what planet we're even on. That sudden evacuation from the ship, was quite the panic, so long range communications is near out of the question. And three. Find somewhere to stay, before we all freeze to death, on this barren ice world.

Now, to keep our minds off the cold. I am calling for a suprise and mandatory, field kit inspection, to assess our current supplies.

So, all hands, present arms and equipment, for a Field Kit Inspection!

>Welcome to ''Field Kit Inspection", home of the 'Unknown Regiment". Feel free to join in! Remember though, we tend to use spoilers for OOC chat, while greentexts for are used for describing a character's actions. D20s are for combat checks and d100s for other things you wish to roll, with higher being better.

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Alright men, line up neat and orderly, before I decide an execution is in order! Very good, men. Now that you're all set up, we can begin.

Men, as you are currently aware. We have been dispatched to the water world of Telivus 4. A world that my reports indicate, is coovered in 92.4% water. Most of which is undrinkable, and full of twelve storey tall creatures, capable of tearing apart a system Patrol crusier in seconds, were it ever to get into orbit.

Reports indicate that the population is under going rebellious behaviour as of late, so we've been called in to help put it down. And before you even ask Johaness. NO you may not use the Chimera's as Submarines!

Now, before we begin our sacred duty, I believe we should all take a moment, and have mandatory field kit inspection, to make sure we're prepared incase the population attempts to fire bomb us.as such, all hands, present arms and equipment for a Field Kit Inspection!

Welcome to ''Field Kit Inspection", home of the 'Unknown Regiment". Feel free to join in! Remember though, we tend to use spoilers for OOC chat, while greentexts for are used for describing a character's actions. D20s are for combat checks and d100s for other things you wish to roll, with higher being better.

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Alright lads, settle down, we're not dead yet.

I know it might be odd for me to be doing this, instead of the Commissar. But unfortunately, I'm best you've got.

Now, thankfully the recently activated Void Shields around this crashed Mechanicus Explorator vessel, is keeping out the Necrons for the moment. But I doubt the generators will hold out for much longer. So in the meantime, I'm open to any and all SERIOUS ideas. And before anyone asks; no, both surrender and retreat are off the table.

Perhaps by having a quick field kit inspection, we can come up with a way to get out of here alive. As such, I am calling for a mandatory inspection. So present arms and equipment, for a Field Kit Inspection!

>Welcome to ''Field Kit Inspection", home of the 'Unknown Regiment". Feel free to join in! Remember though, we tend to use spoilers for OOC chat, while greentexts for are used for describing a character's actions. D20s are for combat checks and d100s for other things you wish to roll, with higher being better.

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Form up men! I don't want to see a single foot out of line!

Men! I hope that your recent shore leave upon Neveda Prime went well. God-Emperor knows it didn't for me... However it went; I am proud to inform you all that we have recently been given new orders. Isn't that exciting?

The God-Emperor has seen us fit to intercept a distress call from a local Mechanicum Explorator fleet, near our current location. As we are currently the closest, and only ship in the area. We are being sent to investigate what's going on, as unfortunately, no one aboard our ship has been able to decipher the encryption of the message.

As such, it is our sworn and sacred duty, to blindly follow after them, and attempt to aid our mechanicum brothers in arms.

So, while we await the ship to transition out from the Warp, I am calling for a mandatory field kit inspection!

As such, all hands present are to present arms and equipment, for a Field Kit Inspection!

>Welcome to ''Field Kit Inspection", home of the 'Unknown Regiment". Feel free to join in! Remember though, we tend to use spoilers for OOC chat, while greentexts for are used for describing a character's actions. D20s are for combat checks and d100s for other things you wish to roll, with higher being better.

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Alright men, hussle up! I don't want this taking very long!

Now, as you're all likely aware. Our recent battles have nearly depleted our regiment of manpower. Over 77% of our men are dead, and half of what's left, are badly wounded; myself included.

As such, I recently put in a request for some shore leave, while the Eagle's Fury undergoes repairs, and the regiment is resupplied with fresh bodies, and shiny new vehicles.

We shall be arriving upon the desert casino pleasure world of Neveda prime, in short order. But while we wait, I am calling for a mandatory field kit inspection, in order to keep your hands busy, and your minds from wandering.

So, all hands, present arms and equipment, for a Field Kit Inspection!

>Welcome to ''Field Kit Inspection", home of the 'Unknown Regiment". Feel free to join in! Remember though, we tend to use spoilers for OOC chat, while greentexts for are used for describing a character's actions. D20s are for combat checks and d100s for other things you wish to roll, with higher being better.

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Alright men, hussle up! I don't want this taking very long!

Now, as you're all likely aware. Our recent battles have nearly depleted our regiment of manpower. Over 77% og out men are dead, and half of what's left, are badly wounded; myself included.

As such, I recently put in a request for some shore leave, while the Eagle's Fury undergoes repairs, and the regiment is resupplied with fresh bodies, and shiny new vehicles.

We shall be arriving upon the desert casino pleasure world of Neveda prime, in short order. But while we wait, I am calling for a mandatory field kit inspection, in order to keep your hands busy, and your minds from wandering.

So, all hands, present arms and equipment, for a Field Kit Inspection!

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Form up men! The Emperor is watching you!

Now then, I must say, I'm damn proud of you all. Damn proud! Your dedication, and devotion to the Emperor during our battle yesterday, was a light in the darkness! But we're nowhere near finished upon Dracolese.

Command has informed me, that there will be a final push towards the city center. And that they wish for us, to be it's spear head!

We are to muster immediately! But first~ I am calling for a surprise field kit inspection, to determine our readiness for the coming battle.

As such, present armors and equipment for a Field Kit Inspection!

>Welcome to ''Field Kit Inspection", home of the 'Unknown Regiment". Feel free to join in! Remember though, we tend to use spoilers for OOC chat, while greentexts for are used for describing a character's actions. D20s are for combat checks and d100s for other things you wish to roll, with higher being better.

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Form up, men! Backs straight, arms at your side!

Men! As you are all likely aware, tonight is movie night. I had even managed to get my hands on the new action Pict, "Try Hard 19: You tried your hardest!". Thankfully, instead of wasting your time watching a stupid action movie, you're all going to live it! As I have just been informed during a meeting with Divisional command, that we are to be joining the coming battle to retake the planetary capital city of the planet Dracolese.

But, before be begin what will be a most assuredly bloody, yet glorious task, that will cost innumerable lives! I am calling for a surprise field kit inspection, to assure myself, that each and everyone of you, is ready to stand atop the graves of each of these foul traitors, and piss upon their graves!

As such, all hands, present arms and equipment for a Field Kit Inspection.

>Welcome to ''Field Kit Inspection", home of the 'Unknown Regiment". Feel free to join in! Remember though, we tend to use spoilers for OOC chat, while greentexts for are used for describing a character's actions. D20s are for combat checks and d100s for other things you wish to roll, with higher being better.

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At attention, guardsmen! Form up, neat and orderly, or I'll shoot you myself!

It has come to my attentions, that one of you has been using the Regimental command Chimera for, "recreational" purposes. I.e. tying a steel cable around it, before venting the atmosphere from the hanger, and watching it soar out into the void.

Well I'm going to tell you all right now th-!
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...Very well. I'll alert them immediately...

*AHEM!* ...It seems I'm going to have to cut this short, as I have just been informed, that our regiment is being rerouted from it's three day leave on the Casino filled paradise world of "Nevida", to instead deal with more pressing matters. As we have just received an urgent distress call, from a nearby ecclesiastical world known as "Dracolese". Apparently they are being overwhelmed by the forces of of the Arch-enemy, and all local forces are needed there ASAP!

So, while we await the transition into realspace. I am calling for a surprise field kit inspection, to help steel your determination!

As such, present arms and armour for a Field Kit Inspection!

>Welcome to ''Field Kit Inspection", home of the 'Unknown Regiment". Feel free to join in! Remember though, we tend to use spoilers for OOC chat, while greentexts for are used for describing a character's actions. D20s are for combat checks and d100s for other things you wish to roll, with higher being better.

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At attention, guardsmen! Form up, neat and orderly, or I'll shoot you myself!

It has come to my attentions, that one of you has been using the Regimental command Chimera for, "recreational" purposes. I.e. tying a steel cable around it, before venting the atmosphere from the hanger, and watching it soar out into the void.

Well I'm going to tell you all right now th-!
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.....

...Very well. I'll alert them immediately...

*AHEM!* ...It seems I'm going to have to cut this short, as I have just been informed, that our regiment is being rerouted from it's three day leave on the Casino filled paradise world of "Nevida", to instead deal with more pressing matters. As we have just received an urgent distress call, from a nearby ecclesiastical world known as "Dracolese". Apparently they are being overwhelmed by the forces of of the Arch-enemy, and all local forces are needed there ASAP!

So, while we await transition to realspace. I am calling for a surprise field kit inspection, to help steel your determination!

As such, present arms and armour for a Field Kit Inspection!

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Form up, men! Neat and orderly; just the way I like it!

Men! This is our moment of glory! The moment when, we, as soldiers of the Imperium, show our true might. When we show these foul Greenskins, that they cannot stand before the might of Mankind!

We shall cut a holy swath through our enemies ranks, like a power sword cutting through Astarte's brand butter, and wipe them from the face of Shale's Ice!

Many of you will no doubt die. Not from enemy fire, or in the glory of melee combat. But from freezing to death, due to the simple fact that many of you, have traded your "Munitorum brand mittens", for ALCOHOL!

As such, I am calling for a surprise Field kit inspection, so that I can more easily determine which of you, is most likely to their hands, and die from the cold weather!

As such, present arms and armour, for a Field Kit Inspection!

>Welcome to ''Field Kit Inspection", home of the 'Unknown Regiment". Feel free to join in! Remember though, we tend to use spoilers for OOC chat, while greentexts for are used for describing a character's actions. D20s are for combat checks and d100s for other things you wish to roll, with higher being better.

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Men! Form up, neat and orderly now! On the double!

Men! I hope you all enjoyed our little stay on Praetoria last week. But it's time for us to get back to work!

Currentlt, we have been assigned the job, alongside serveral other guard units, of retaking the world of Shales Ice, from the foul Orkish race.

Shales Ice, is a planet so miserable and cold, that it it makes Vosroya look like a paradise world! The planet has very minimal life due to the extreme cold, and most of it supposedly lives underground, or near massive geothermal vents. So make sure you all wear a scarf while we're down here!

So, to make sure that each of you has been equipped with the proper gear needed to survive. I am calling for a suprise Field Kit Inspection! So, present arms, and armour, for a Field Kit Inspection!

>Welcome to '''Field Kit Inspection!', home of the 'Unknown Regiment". Feel free to join in! Remember though, we tend to use spoilers for OOC chat, while greentexts for are used for describing a character's actions. D20s are for combat checks and d100s for other things you wish to roll, with higher being better.

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Men, line up in formation!

I won't lie men. What we're about to face, may very well be this regiment's greatest foe! But I know, deep within my soul, that if we work together, we can win this battle, and return HEROES!

Today, we fight not the arch-enemy, not even the foul might if the greenskin hordes. No, no, no. It is much worse! For today, we fight; the dinner table!

That is correct! Etiquette, proper table manners, and knowing which fork is a bloody salad fork, are our main foes! With ambushes coming in from from all sides, ranging from too many Amasec refills, to too much seasoning upon the grox steak!

So, since this will be the case! I am calling for a Field Kit Inspection, so that we might know, what your mess kit is equipped with, and act accordingly!

So present utensils and plates for a Field Kit Inspection!

>Welcome to '''Field Kit Inspection!', home of the 'Unknown Regiment". Feel free to join in! Remember though, We tend to use spoilers for OOC chat, while greentexts for are used for describing a character's actions, d20s for combat checks and d100s for other things you want to roll. With higher being better.

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Feet straight and eyes front, Men!

Men, as you are all very well aware of. Yesterday, there was an incident on deck 7, which wiped out half of deck 7, a and killed nearly two-thousand crew members. Our Tech-Priests, have ever since then, been working tirelessly, to repair what damage they can. But it seems we may be stranded out here unti-...

...Hold on a moment, Lads. The bridge is calling me.

... Uh-huh... Mhm... Yes, that is quite bad, now isn't it... Very well. I'll tell them immediately!

*AHEM!* Well, good news everyone. I was about to say, that due to lack of power, we were stranded in the middle of nowhere. But it seems that's not the case, and I won't have to tell you all to begin choosing who you're going to eat first when the food eventually runs out!

Instead, it seems that an Imperial battlefleet has begun towing us, towards a planet known as "Praetoria"

So! While we await our rescuers to board and check us over. I suggest that we keep ourselves busy, with a suprise Field Kit Inspection! So present arms and equipment, for inspection!

>Welcome to '''Field Kit Inspection!', home of the 'Unknown Regiment". Feel free to join in! Remember though, we tend to use spoilers for OOC chat, while greentexts for are used for describing a character's actions. D20s are for combat checks and d100s for other things you wish to roll, with higher being better.



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