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>> No.29063651 [View]
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>no govblins
dropped

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>>27210317
Always loved this one, between just... all the detail in that battle damage, and GREEN BURRITO

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There's a copypasta about two Ork players who were brothers who were in a tournament with two hardcore sperglord Space Marine players.

Second turn, the first brother shouted "OY, GET OFFA ME SIDE YE GITZ!" and used his turn to attack his brother's forces. They continue to spend their turns wasting each other and shouting in character, the crowd is laughing, the Space Marine players leave the table pissed off, and the Ork players are declared the winners as a result. Which pissed off the Space Marine players even further as, without commanders, the SMs lost every turn and the surviving Orks that can be numbered on one hand wiped them out as they simply stood there awaiting death.

I doubt the story is true, but I believe it anyway.

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>>26346677
Orkz are the exception, the glorious glorious exception.
I mean they're the same group more or less as in Fantasy, but the fact you have so much more freedom for shenanigans and modelling with 40k gives you a bump up.

Although it's worth mentioning that 40k lacks the giant mushroom spider surrounded by goblins on meth swinging giant metal testicles that could one hit a Titan.

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>>22030396
Is just that I want an excuse to use orcs and not fall into 40k for grimdark reasons.

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Should I bother giving my nobs stikkbombs?

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Is it possible to ever win a battle using orks without playing speed freeks?
I'm currentky feilding mobs upon mobs of boyz, dreds and koptas. It's just that I never feel like bothering against marines anymore. Nothing can get through the armor what with power klaws only being AP3 now.

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Okay it's established that for Orks, RED ONEZ GO FASTA. When talking about vehicles.

But what about other stuff? Like, if an Ork painted his bullets red would they have a higher velocity? Or if he painted his legs red could he run faster? Or what if a Dok painted his warboss's brain red? Could he FINK FASTA?

Also I've never seen an orky version of Rat Fink, so I did some drawfaggotry.



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