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>> No.28131091 [View]
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Ha! Dese gits just made da classic blunda: attackin' an Ork who 'adn't found 'em already! Now we'z can stomp dem fasta, haha!

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/tg/, your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to rewrite the rulebook (or a codex) from the point of view of the orks.

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>>20174229
Lo dere does I see me Warboss.
Lo dere does I see me Oddboyz, und me Nobz, und me Boyz.
Lo dere does I see da boyz dat has passed, back ta da Brain Boyz.
Lo, dey does call ta me, dey tells me ta take mah place wit dem, in the WAAAGH of Gork und Mork, where da boyz may krump...forever.

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Iz been lisnen to da voices of the dakka, matez! Dey tell me dat I gotz da polish dem up nice und good und give dem the best care!

Deys told me dat you gitz dat toss ya dakka ererywher shouldn' be su'prised when deys jam up on ya! It's wut youz gitz gets for not respectin' yous dakka and given it ta proper care it needs!

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>Dere ar' curantly sixty millon billon Orks in da universe (not countin' da gitz lost in da Warp, haha.)
>At any giv'n time dere be less den on trillion Orks fightin' a WAAAAGH!
>DATS MEANS NINE-T NINE PERCHENT OF DA ORKS AIN'T FIGHTING!
>DAT TOP ONE PERCENT TAKEN ALL THE WAAAAAGH FOR DEMSELVES AND DAT AIN'T ROIGHT!

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>>19823927
>Basically, we're the Imperium.

Does that make Mexico Orks?

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HURR HURR HURR skitta-lizzidz ain't nuffin on da boyz! Yous gitz got squig shit fer brainz

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OI! DEM HUMMIES IS HAVIN' SUM KINDA PARTEE ON DERE SHIP UND WE WAN'T INVITED!

RAM INTO DERE SHIP WIT OURS! WE BREAK OPEN DERE HULL, DEN DA BOYZ'LL BE PARTYIN' TO!

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Fuck it, this thread can be saved. LET'S MAKE DIS ORKY!

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WE LIBYA NOW

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>>16141017
All five hundred souls of the Green Lament collectively turned their attention from the nausea of a hard drop accompanied by heavy Orkish flak to the sound of tearing ferroceramics that was said to presage a violent flash-heating and subsequent explosion of the ill-fated dropship. Instead, the crew and assorted guardsmen were greeted with a discordant multi-caliber TAKKA-Tac-TAT synonymous with the discharge of an Ork sidearm, the multifarious 'Slugga'. The 'HWAAAAGH!!' that followed was almost a relief except for the fact that at least one airborne Ork was now aboard and firing randomly into components vital to the Green Lament's ability to sustain any form of flight, no matter how ungraceful.

As bodies started falling from unruly fire, slumping against the crash webbing and in the case of one nimble Commissar, throwing his body to the embarkation deck minus half of one leg, everything seemed to turn into a scramble as the decking and crash seats below everyone suddenly dropped out as the Green Lament began to careen into a tumbling freefall, throwing several unsecured men in a Mordian command group messily against the bulkheads and pulling the rest of the Guardsmen and women sharply against their straps until the tumble evened out and the invading Orc could regain its bearing to shot with any modicum of accuracy again.



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