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>>31826287
>sea is a scary place

Someone tell him about the Bobbit worm!

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>>24362543
And he never brings any to share with anyone either, he just sits there eating loudly, then proceeds to drink all of your [insert beverage here], then whines when there is none left.

If you ever happen to (if god hates you) you end up having him as a host, he never has anything for you and expects you to bring all the snacks. He wont even have enough chairs for everyone.

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>>18793370
>Horus shows up and sees his fall
>"Wow. I'm a dick later on."
>Sends Perturabo instead
>Heresy averted
>Horus and Emps laugh about it
>Tzeentch's face when his plans were ruined SOMEHOW

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>>17831966
>HAT GUY
>THAT GUY
GOD. DAMMIT.

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FAE. FAE? FUCKING FAIRIES?

GET THOSE LYING, MANIPULATIVE, SOUL-SUCKING BASTARDS OUT OF MY GOD DAMNED HOUSE. I DON'T CARE IF THIS WEEK'S MILK SPOILS DUE TO MY POOR HOSPITALITY, GET THEM FUCKING OUT

IF I SEE A SINGLE FUCKING PIXIE, BROWNIE, HOBGOBLIN, SCARECROW, OR NYMPH IN MY BACKYARD AGAIN I'M GOING TO BLOW A CASKET AND START HURLING LIGHTNING BOLTS UP AT THE FUCKING SUMMER COURTS

DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE FUCKING NOBLES.

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They will be demons because 5e is an awkwardly-written loveletter to 3.5.

Also, chaotic evil is capable of doing more than KILL KILL KILL HA HAAAAAAAAAA. Chaos is about personal freedom, and simply has no qualms about lying, stealing, bribing, or cheating its way into what it wants. It just tends to not be very systematic or consistent about these things; being truly unpredictable is why it's one of the most dangerous types of enemies to fight, but also why you don't see a lot of successful CE organizations or nations.

If demons weren't able to subtly lie, cheat, steal, seduce, team up, and betray each other on a whim, they wouldn't be Chaotic. Succubi in this case can be manipulative, but nothign requires them to have long-term goals or systematic patterns - they follow a base instinct of 'feed' and then pursue whatever happens to strike their fancy.

A devilish counterpart to a succubus probably wouldn't have any base urges or concerns about a food supply, and it would probably care more about using its powers for long-term domination or power than to satisfy base instincts. It'd still be very manipulative, but there might be a pattern to it to perceptive individuals and it might refuse to do things 'beneath' it out of principle. It also probably wouldn't boink with unfortunate mortals as much, unless it had a fascination with boinking being a means of exerting power over another or as a way to gain more power.

Basically, an Erinyes, sort of.

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>Rolled stats
OH BOY, I CAN'T WAIT TO GO THROUGH A MEATGRINDER OF CHARACTERS UNTIL I GET AN ACTUALLY USEFUL ONE, AND FOR A REGRESSION FROM ACTUAL SYSTEMATIC MATH INTO "WHATEVER JUST THROW NUMBERS AT IT"

>Vancian Casting
OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT FOR

...WHAT WAS BASICALLY IN 4E, WHATEVER

>Saving throws
I GUESS IT'S NICE TO DO SOMETHING WHEN IT'S NOT YOUR TURN, BUT LORD KNOWS THIS IS JUST AN EXCUSE FOR 3.5-STYLE "SAVE OR DIE" INSTEAD OF JUST TAKING WHAT 4E DID AND GIVING BACK PLAYER INTERACTION ON OFF-TURNS

>For each stat
WHATEVER

Seriously though wizards if I want to play 2e I'll just *PLAY FUCKING 2E*. You should actually be trying to progress D&D, not regress it to appeal to grognards who won't buy your shit anyway. No amount of awful fucking mechanics are going to give you the TSR charm back, and there is absolutely no way you are going to win Paizo monkeys over when they're all indoctrinated to believe that their heartless corporate business is somehow less-greedy and inconsiderate of their wishes.

But you know, we all saw this coming with Essentials. So whatever. Sail the industry right into the god-damn model train ghetto with your insane marketing plan and tell me how it's working. You damn well be better to sell whatever comes out that you call a 'game' on that brand real fuckin' hard, though, or we're all fucked.



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