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>> No.73641119 [View]
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If I have several units with "always fights first" and they're all in melee with the same enemy units, do I get to attack with all of my units before the enemy gets to fight back? This is of course assuming the enemy doesn't have fight-first.

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>>53180852
Can understand that, but you have GoT, Fifty Shades of Grey. Its nothing if it doesnt went the Rammstein route, and even that is accepted as shock rockers.
And you have the possibility which perfection theme your army has. Just go glam rock, classical nude. Anime and pinup are accepted too today.

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>>45988682
>She's an overachiever not a hedonist.
>>45988816
>In case you haven't noticed from this thread Slaanesh isn't all about hedonism alone.
INDEED!
Your sister exceeds for EXCESSIVENESS' SAKE!

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>>43593695
>An enormous red light district.
With a Lesbian Slaaneshi Brothel!

>>43593957
>A huge throbbing pulsing oozing puddle of mud.
Why not Hyper Slime?

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>>41514195
>ND, please, she's getting every single elf soul beat out of him while a spider sits on Slaanesh's throne
And you think Mom isn't INTO that sort of thing?

>> No.41225567 [View]

>>41225454
>I'm just hoping that it makes things less grimdark, you know their going to make it even more grimderp if they do this. Like the punch having peoples souls or some stupid shit.
What's wrong with the Soul Punch?
We orgasmed them for centuries to get that perfect tanginess!

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>>40232533
You're turned off by fin-ears and ear-rings, but not the giant chitinous claw?

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>>40171334
>>40171570
>>40171734
>>40173344
>* Genetic engineering in the DAoT. It didn't happen naturally, and why they did it may either be remembered or lost in the mists of time as you prefer. 15k years may not have been enough time for evolution to swing the pendulum back, especially if they converted the entire population and introduced protections against changing back.
>* Mysterious chaos/necron/viral tampering to accomplish one of the above. Or say it's psi-related. Essentially, those are deus ex machina explanations that handwave away the whole problem.
>>40174128
>Well, you said it was magical realm related, in which case the answer is Slaanesh.
>It's always Slaanesh.
>You want to put magical realm into 40K? It's Slaanesh's fault. I mean, who else would be behind something like that?
Yes, we did this!

>>40171866
>>40172135
Yes...
>>40176232
YES!!!

>>40180308
>Now, of course if you have a sci-fi setting you can circumvent this via some kind of a cloning program, but since the only conceivable reason to want to write about an amazon culture in the first place is a sexual fetish, you probably don't want reproduction to be just scraping some skin flakes into a test tube.
>Now, let me try and be constructive here. If you just want some band of galactic musclegirls to work your kink, why not make it a female spess muhreen chapter (like SoB, but not SoB)? Religious bullshit is the easiest explanation for why something so obviously self-destructive and impractical as an all-female fighting force would exist, and you can gloss over the problems with "muh geneseed" and "emprah protects".
>>40180364
>Laying eggs might also mitigate these pregnancy related risks.
Or super fast pregnancies, or a specific life-stage that does all the reproduction...

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>>37904852
>>37905438
Why not an entire Daemonette harem with representatives from ALL the Chaos Gods?

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>>36689131
Sorry Gropey, but I ain't into cutting or piercing the skin...

>>36689183
BAH!
That's all the work of the pelvis, a penis isn't even prehensile!

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>>33967069
...What is with you and lopping off arms girl?
And no, that is NO illusion, you've fought me for too long and now my presence has ka-femaled your very being!

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>>31792430
...I think... maybe?

Hard to tell with Orks...

>>31791707
>>31792550
Yeah, being a Heretek means you get the chance to make awesome shit, but said awesome shit often becomes self aware and turns on you.
I mean, the setting had ONE galactic robot war already man...

>>31792604
...And not a SINGLE Tentacle Pussy...
Do they EVEN Slaanesh?

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>>31392819
Doesn't show enough tit for my taste, so I'm going to have to go with Slaanesh...

>> No.30871332 [View]
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1.) Worship Chaos
2.) Forsake the Emperor
3.) ???
4.) DAEMONHOOD!

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>>24312982
Sh-shut up! We're not angry at all!

We're...horny...that's right...horny...give us the scientist!

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How on earth can I make a slaaneshi warband that isn't a bunch of pink faggots?

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Day 19. I watched as Sarge was ravaged and slain by a pack of Daemonettes. I hate to say it, but I'm almost jealous of hi... BLAM!

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Silly mortals wasting your time on a Silly Xeno when you coul spend! it on one some awesome Chaos Worshipper Girls like (silly me) All hail CHAOESE! (special mentions to Slanesh)

Yeah... Slanesh (schlick.schlick.schlick)

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>>19932389
Will do

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>>19022168

>The music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSwaVvF7rdU

>The grimdark lyrics

Her stance began to speak
As she stood right in front of me
The colour of her eyes
Were the colour of insanity
Crushed beneath her breasts
As a guardsman, I could not fight her off
We're all just dancers on Slaneesh's Dance Floor

Well swing a little more, little more o'er the merry-o
Swing a little more, a little more next to me
Swing a little more, little more o'er the merry-o
Swing a little more, on Slaneesh's Dance Floor

Pressed against the wall
I could feel her masculinity
Her mother'd been a whore
And her father was daemonity
But no good ever came
From a meeting such as that one
So pull yourself together now
This creature's having fun

Well she took me by the hand
I could see she was a fiery one
Her dick ran all the way
Up to Terra and past the Throne
Tell me somethin' girl, what it is you have in store
She said come with me now
On the Slaneesh's Dance Floor

Well swing a little more, little more o'er the merry-o
Swing a little more, a little more next to me
Swing a little more, little more o'er the merry-o
Swing a little more, on Slaneesh's Dance Floor
Swing a little more, on Slaneesh's Dance Floor

Well swing a little more, little more o'er the merry-o
Swing a little more, a little more next to me
Swing a little more, little more o'er the merry-o
Swing a little more, on Slaneesh's Dance Floor

>> No.17037143 [View]
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rolled 3, 10, 19, 12 = 44

Debauchuria reporing in.
Expand and enslave with all our might!

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rolled 10, 8, 1, 2, 8 = 29

Name: Debauchuria
Ideology/Religion: Pleasure cults, orgies, incest ect.
Government: Oligarchy
Location: Tierra del Feugo
Fluff: A nation of people devoted to pleasure and excess in the extreme. Social order is very fluid and power changes hands constantly. Murder is the only thing thats illegal. Worship a great god of pleasure divided into many cults. TITS, TITS EVERYWHERE.

1-4 Expand north.
5 build massive purple castles to protect new territory.



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