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>> No.23636536 [View]
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23636536

This is the only way to Paladin!

>> No.23511020 [View]
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It may not feel too classy
Begging just to eat
But you know who does that? Lassie
And she always gets a treat

So you wonder what your part is
Because you're homeless and depressed
But home is where the heart is
So your real home's in your chest

Everyone's a hero in their own way
Everyone's got villains they must face
They're not as cool as mine
But folks you know it's fine to know your place

Everyone's a hero in their own way
In their own not-that-heroic way

So I thank my girlfriend Penny
Yeah, we totally had sex
She showed me there's so many
Different muscles I can flex

There's the deltoids of compassion
There's the abs of being kind
It's not enough to bash in heads
You've got to bash in minds

Everyone's a hero in their own way
Everyone's got something they can do
Get up go out and fly
Especially that guy he smells like poo

Everyone's a hero in their own way
you and you and mostly me and you

I'm poverty's new sherrif
And I'm bashing in the slums
A hero doesn't care if you're a bunch of scary
alcoholic bums

(everybody!)

Everyone's a hero in their own way
Everyone can blaze a hero's trail
Don't worry if it's hard,
if you're not a friggin 'tard you will prevail

Everyone's a hero in their own way
Everyone a hero in their -

>> No.22805483 [View]
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22805483

Yes.
But it doesn't protect his ego.

>> No.22660501 [View]
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22660501

>>22660316

It may not feel too classy
Begging just to eat
But you know who does that? Lassie
And she always gets a treat

So you wonder what your part is
Because you're homeless and depressed
But home is where the heart is
So your real home's in your chest

Everyone's a hero in their own way
Everyone's got villains they must face
They're not as cool as mine
But folks you know it's fine to know your place

>> No.22479808 [View]
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22479808

If you want to play a Paladin:

You are Captain Hammer.
You ham it up, letting people know how much better than them you are, because you are.
Mug into someone else's plots and plans because, lol nope, it's about me. Everything is about me. Be the party babysitter. Lolnope, You can't do what you want, I'm sworn to uphold all that is righteous by only approving of smiting evil. Be a murderhobo for my god and forget lying to that barkeep, bribing that guard or picking the lock to release an imprisoned man.
I'm fucking captain hammer. Point and I'll punch. Worship me, the paragon of truth and light.

>> No.21936401 [View]
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21936401

True paladin here.

Sit back folks, no need to help yourselves.

It's my show, you are the audience.

I'm going to take care of everything, because I'm better than you. All of you. We all know it.

>> No.21378218 [View]
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21378218

Rolled 2, 4 = 6

Picture related.

It's all about you. You are better than other people.
You let them know it. People have no need to improve themselves they only need you.

>> No.21200835 [View]
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21200835

Poor shy-chan.
Doomed to be foreveralone or be murdered by her crush.

>> No.21072693 [View]
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21072693

I was about to get into 4e. . . This changes my plans a bit.



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