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>>27165720

>Beats Undertaker at Wrestlemania

This hurt my feelings.

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The Womb Dagger. I immediately recognized what it was, but no one else did, and I didn't let the DM know that I knew.

I gave it to the cleric.

>mfw my DM frequents /tg/

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>3.5
>Little kingdom where the party will be staying for awhile to help out
>"Hello, I'm the King! We welcome you to our castl-"
>"I rape him."
>wat
>Explain that with all the citizenry there, it might be unwise to go abo-
>"I rape him."
>wat
>Explain that on her own, it will probably be impossible anyway, given the guards and the-
>"I didn't say I wanted a description of the place, I said I rape him."
>wat
>Explain at the very least, that certainly the party will not let her get away with this, and that-
>"Hitler never raped anyone. Therefore, if I rape him, it would be better than not raping him which would make me like Hitler."
>wat
>Explain that even if-
>"If you try and stop me from raping him, that makes you like Hitler."
>wat
>Somehow manages to convince all the other players that raping the King is the moral and just thing to do, and that I am literally a Nazi by trying to stop them, to the point where another player threatens to leave if I continue to fill the game with my hateful propaganda
>wat
>"Ok, so your plan is to rape him, with the help of the fighter, while the other four hold off the guards?"
>"Yes. Also the bard can rape him if she wants to as well."
>"Ok... you rape him..."
>"Describe it."
>wat
>"Are you denying our rights as players? If you don't describe our actions in detail, then you are limiting our freedoms, which is not the American way. What are you, some sort of Communist?"
>Somehow manages to convince all the other players that if I don't describe in better detail what all is happening, that I am totalitarian Communist dictator, to the point where another different player threatens to leave if I continue to take his freedoms away

I wish the story ended here.

Is there some hidden dark magic or martial art which lets you hate someone to death?

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>>26455777
>Welcome to the reason why Shogun 2 was the worst Total War game

You're a fucking fool.



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