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Part2

As sudden as their entry, their exit from the realm of the gods was a violent realization of gravity and blaring claxons. The raspy and thin automated voice of the thunderhawk's skeletal pilot, long since fused to the controls by daemonic possession, screamed its impotent rage at whatever they were falling towards. The Coryphaus steeled his nerves, biting down the bile and cold fury he felt at not falling in glorious warfare. The moment stretched into eternity but the impact that would see them die never came. Rouk Phauthos pushed one of his champions from his path as he strode towards the pilot's compartment, nigh on tearing the hatch open to peer out past the fleshy bag of twitching bones and skin that was the owner of the raspy voice. A ship's hull, but a few feet away, blasted open in place yet the vessel itself was clearly operational. Standing still in space and with figures working around the holes blasted by beams, its captain must have ordered temporary hull repairs before it once more set off. All this he took in in less than a second before turning to grin at his Word Bearers.

"Brothers! The gods have offered us a chance to prove ourselves, ready your weapons, we will be voiding onto the trader vessel. Acquire this tool, for with it we will redeem ourselves in the eyes of the Urizen! Kill for the living, kill for the dead!" With those words the space marines fixed their helmets and sealed their armors. The last thing the closest repair-servitors would see was the cargo-hold of the recently materialized thunderhawk blast open.

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>>12959549

I had one not too long ago but it 404'd. If it's still there, I'm sorry about that, don't mean to spam.

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/tg/ pantheon

MR.RAGE as the god of rage

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I saw nothing about Chaos.

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>>12297356

That's it. I'm sick of all this "Default Weapon" bullshit that's going on in the 40k system right now. Chaos Bolters deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine bolter in The Eye of Terror for 3 minutes of sex with Slaaneshi Whores (that's about $800,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even pierce slabs of solid steel with my chaos bolter.

Dark Adeptus Mechanicus smiths spend years working on a single chaos bolter and test it up to a million times to produce the finest guns known to Chaos.

Chaos Bolters are thrice as shooty as Loyalist Bolters and thrice as accurate for that matter too. Anything a lascannon can shoot through, a chaos bolter can shoot through better. I'm pretty sure a chaos bolter could easily impale a Carnifex with an Extended Carapace with a simple trigger pull.

Ever wonder why the C'tan never bothered conquering the Eye of Terror? That's right, they were too scared to fight the insane Chaos Space Marines and their chaos bolters of destruction. Even in the War in Heaven, C'tan soldiers targeted the Chaos Marines with the Chaos bolters first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Chaos Bolters are simply the best weapon that the universe has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the 40k system. Here is the stat block I propose for Chaos Bolters:

(Chaos Boltgun) 72' Range S9 AP1 Assault 9 Melta Blast Sniper Rending Lance Ignores Armor Saves

(Chaos Heavy Bolter) 96' Range S9 AP1 Assault 9 Melta Blast Sniper Rending Lance Ignores Armor Saves

Now that seems a lot more representative of the dakka power of Chaos Bolters in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Chaos Bolters need to do more damage in 40k, see my new stat block.

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Looking for alternative models to use for Chaos Marauders. Want to build a Warriors of Chaos army, and I figure I'll need one good, big unit of these guys to put some bodies on the field; too bad I hate the models with a fiery passion.

Specifically, I hate the goofy proportions, stupid cartoon muscles, and butt-ugly heads. Anything with the same problems need not apply.

GW products preferred, so I'm not automatically barred from participating in official events. I've considered Sisters Repentia in the past; any other options out there?

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>>11829548
Word Bearers.

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Don't play Necrons. Play the real bad guys.

CHAOS

You want supernatural daemon princes with psyker powers that can go head to head with any monstrous creature in the game?

You want ultra customizable models with strange and gross mutations and crazy colorful paint jobs?

You want the best close combat troops choice in the whole game? And a special character to go with them, named KHARN THE BETRAYER?

How about heavy support choices that CAN CHANGE WEAPONS EVERY TURN AND DEEP STRIKE?

CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS

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OP, why don't you stop being an Imperium loving faggot and just do what your heart tells you and PLAY CHAOS.

CHAOS!
YEAH!
DO WHAT YOU WANT, WHEN YOU WANT!
NO RULES! NO CURFEWS! NO WAY!
CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS

>instructional Hilton

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So I'm about 10 daemons and a couple of Terminators away from having all of my Chaos stuff painted, and since I told myself I would pick up new models once everything was painted, I now have to decide what I want to add to my Chaos army.

Right now, I'm leaning heavily towards Plague Marines or Thousand Sons. Also, since Gift of Chaos worked spectacularly for me in my last game, I might get some spawn models just for that.

Already have 40 CSM, 4 Rhinos, Land Raider, Defiler, Vindicator, 10 Berzerkers, 10 Daemonettes, 10 Bloodletters, 5 Terminators, Lord, Sorceror, Daemon Prince, Abaddon, and 1 Obliterator. Oh, and one Khornate biker.

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Epic moments thread, Warhammer 40,000.

Tonight had a really fun game using the scorched earth mission, where a single objective was left uncontested. I'd like to make this more dramatic by saying that the game hinged on it, but I was already holding two of four, mostly due to surviving some brutal turn tow shooting and the other player making horrible rolls for most of turn three and four.

A skull champion, the only member left of a ten man berzerker squad, against a loyalist marine sergeant, the only survivor of his ten man squad, each contesting the objective. Both had power fists. Both hit. Roll to wound - I roll a two, he rolls a one.

Truly a worthy skull for the skull throne.

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Why doesn't GW include the current Chaos backpacks for Khorne Berzerkers? The old ones are wack.

>contents in box may vary from those pictured

OH FUCK YOU GW I SWEAR THIS IS THE LAST TIME I BUY YOUR OVERPRICED PLASTIC KITS

Also, $22 for a single Obliterator. IT'S NOT A FUCKING GREATER DEMON, AND I NEED 3 OF THEM - FFFFFFUUUUUUU

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Sup /tg/

I've decided to start playing Warhammer 40k finally.

I want to play Chaos Space Marines, but I hear that they haven't been updated for 5th edition. How do they fare generally?

Asking before I invest money into an army that gets murdered all the time.

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Sup /tg/

I want to play Warhammer 40k. But I has not the money for an army, and even if I did have the money the closest game store that might have games is close to 2 hours away from me.
Anything that will let me play online?

General Picture as well I guess.

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>>8393630
DO TELL



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