/sci/ - Science & Math

>>11010241
I know u mean it well but I get my daily dose of exercise.

>>11010265
>>11010338
Quality thread not gonna lie. Taking the red pill seems necessary to solve this mystery.

>>11011098
thanks... i guess

>>11011420
> autistic retards like you
go on
> will not listen to any advice
not true
> proceed to do the dumbest thing possible
absolutely. If I hadn't a million dollar changing hands in the background, I would spend 24/7 with this case. Right now 2-4 hours a day have to suffice to do something real fucking stupid.

Private investigator still on the background check. Apparently her old place of residue is completely abandoned. He's now trying to catch other aqcuintances of her. + he's doing another bug sweep round for free. But this time he's sending the date to a protonmail account I won't login from any possibly compromised location/device.

So new clue for what RF I should look out for? no advice on the electronic circuits required to get those MQ gas detectors working? Perhaps a word of advice on the EMP I'd like to build? Should I perhaps swap the birb organic gas sensors with rats?

>>11010025
well fuck.

>>11009993
I remember you too. You were so right and I was stupid not to listen. The constant exposure is having severe consequences on my mental health let alone my physical one.

That being said, cleaning my system out is great. But it's not helping with gathering intel to lock her up. Please don't give up on me. I know I haven't.

>>11009879
Oh by the way. I did post audio proof in last thread. For those who don't believe, check it out.

>>11009845
I'm fairly new to electronic and chemical warfare so I'm bumping this thread with more data.

So as there is clearly some devices following me they must be controlled. Unless they operate autonomously, which I highly doubt, they have to be controlled remotely.

What kind of radio frequencies would indicate the presence of a transmitter capable to control a very small drone?

Also just in case
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Use_of_UAVs_by_the_CIA
I must include the possibity that she has access to non commercial technology by now. God this is so fucked up. So let's include hypothetical scenarios of very highly advanced technology.

Schizo Joe reporting in. So ehm, I had my first ban last thread. Was apparently off-topic. Admittedly my last posts were slightly rant-y but I thought that revealing the practical methods of a former government official working in foreign affairs would be science af. So if mods are faggots again I guess I'll migrate to /pol/ or straight to /x/, given how fucked up the situation is.

So I'll give it a slow non-ranty, real science go again. I really do need help.

TL;DR
> I'm being stalked and poisoned by a rogue former CIA
> latest developments, and i fucking hate to say this, point towards a very agile airborne device
> followed me to my dad home
> by now everyday in the house think i'm a case for psych ward
> She of course hears everything and enjoys it to her hearts content
> So she can increase the fucked up levels without me being able to mention it at all
> she spent the whole day hovering with a, and yes i hate to say this, with a seemingly invisible device above my hand to make my fingers freeze from the air flow
> matter of fact my left ear is infected because of the time she spent blowing those chemicals into my face. yes quite literally
> meanwhile she walks through the hallways like 20times a day. everytime i light a cigarette and throws shit around just in case my attention drifts away from her for longer than 3min
> can confirm electric buzzing sound too
> when i was still convinced she sprayed through my windows, like a normal mental case, I thought it was my TV or smth. Na-ah.

Anyways. Back to sciencing. I got pic related. Willing to build an EMP and recover fried device as evidence. Help pls


Old Thread
>>>>/sci/thread/11000833

Our defensive game is now strong enough to make a stand. We need to gather more intel. Start thinking about methods to track drones in the middle of the night.

Drones are controlled. There are signals in the air. they can be intercepted or jammed (she can jam too). Also can u still sneak WPA pre shared keys with the old AP method?
because the collaborating neighbors are the biggest attack vector. her network is too dangerous.

Once we have enough intel, we can finally prepare our offensive. And yes, I'll allocate sufficient funds to fuck shit up.

Anyways it's way too late for me and the headache is still quite intensive. I'll post again tomorrow around same time.
Fuck bitches and NEVER SURRENDER!

>>11001209
ffs i think vocaroo converted audio. couldn't post anonfiles link. maybe shortened url works tiny dot c c SLASH z1bcdz

I was just outside (my dads place) to have a smoke. Chemicals confirmed. She is airborne AND reading this thread.

You sick bitch merely adopted the shadows but we were born in it. Once I post your name, the times of only 1 google result will be over. Your reign of terror comes to an end and I'm glad your dad raped you. Shame he's dead by now because I'm sure you missed the chance to tell him how much you liked it.

>>11001109
Here the audio file
> she is going insane if you don't notice her
> been spraying outside like this for 15min straight
> inb4 there is no use in spraying outside
> inb4 she is master of false flag. this sound doesnt have to be related to her injection method at all
> but as a rule of thumb. when i hear this, it's lethal
> the moment i took my phone out she was spraying less loud
> but you can still hear it

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0LbyrFM5q0a

What do you think anons? It's not your usual spray can is it? It's also not the really loud spray (i suspect that one being the shoe spray or the sports hall spray).

>>11001051
Now for some rare audio proof. When I reclaimed my apartment yesterday and brought the two birds over, it meant check mate for her.

She can't inject high enough concentrations of gas anymore to get rid of me without killing the birbs. I used the opportunity to keep my door open and rekindle my recently discovered passion for cooking
> inb4 that's driving her insane

I saw her driving away like the devil was behind her. That's really great but by experience I know that this also means that she has to escalate the situation even further. I'm unsure about what's coming next but it will top everything so far and it will be brutal. A reason more to have the gas sensors up and running by then.


Anyways everytime she goes into core meltdown mode, she makes mistakes. That's when I can catch and record her. So for the first time ever I managed to record her spraying/injection sound. Need a few minutes to isolate audio from video file.

>>11001079
spot the fucking beta. I'm at a point in life where running away isn't an option anymore. The apartment is owned by my family and she owns the one above and below me. This is my home and this is where I'll take my stand. I won't rest until justice has been served. Help out or post better memes.

>>11000981
Now for this particular item, I just can't resist but to point out the goddamn irony.

Last time we had a problem with the current gas mask with the ENA1 filter not working anymore.
> inb4 wait 90seconds for microwave to heat up food
> mask isn't filtering jack shit
> headache of my lifetime
> 90 fucking seconds
> she used to opportunity to get rid of evidence the very day before the private investigator was sweeping for bugs
> does the same shit to re-deploy bugs the day after

Anyways. I bought a A2B2 filter for field operatoins.

Type A: For use against certain organic gases and vapours with a boiling point higher than 65?C, as specified by the manufacturer. •Type A filters are required to be marked with the colour code Brown •Type B : For use against certain inorganic gases and vapours as specified by the manufacturer (excluding CO). •Type B filters are required to be marked with the colour code Grey.

Class 1 - low capacity , up to 1000ppm
Class 2 - medium capacity, up to 5000ppm

Turns out it doesnt fit my current gas mask.
> sad.jpg

turns out that in some box from at least a decade a go, i kep just for nostalgia purposes, there was a rubber full face gas mask for smoking bongs. Back in the days we laughed at it for looking so hardcore. Just kept it for shit and giggles. Turns out it's a 40mm gas mask that fits our new filter perfectly. Tested it yesterday. Works like a fucking charm.

Drawbacks
> depending on gas concentration it expires within an hour
> hope she doesn't know that
> that's a 30EUR ride for emergencies

cont.

>>11001017
> TL;DR
bitch is poisoning me with unknown chemicals. please help. U subhuman insult to nature

>>11000984
That's me. Furthermore I intend to regain dominion over air space.

We are going to assemble a quad copter with the next batch of equipment.

>>11000967
Behold the GYBMEP barometer for the High/Low Air pressure hypothesis. Unfortunately the selfmade barometer, as suggested by a kind anon, wasn't powerful enough. Or OP was too stupid to assemble.

If someone knows how to wire and program this little beauty, you would save me a lot of time.

cont.

>>11000956

> Wifi Shields
> Relays
> Bluetooth

Oh yeah. We are going electronic now. Fully programmable low cost gas sensors. 24/7 data feed for plotting and statistics.

Unfortunately OP is a faggot and hasn't gotten into microcontrollers yet. So I may or may not have fried the sensors by connecting them to the VIN pin on my arduino board instead of the 5V pin. If any anon has a rough idea on how to design the circuit, that would be great. Once we are done with the bread board prototyping, I'll make sure to get us a custom designed /sci/ PCB with custom casing.

I took the freedom to dub this device
> Bitch Box MK1

cont.

>>11000833

Old Threads
>>>>/sci/thread/S10926081#p10926081
>>>>/sci/thread/10929515

> Rules
> Schizo posters must post high quality memes
> Don't hold back on crazy. I'm down to fuck. All her gucci are belong to us.

So what happened since last time?
> Temporarely lost my apartment and had to retreat to our second base of operations in the basement, provided graciously by my dad
> A hand full of rather shocking revelations regarding her powerlevel
> As suspected, she followed me to my dads place. Second base is thus also compromised. To what extend I don't know.
> Some kind of surveillance is present. Like a camera or a microphone and of course the chemicals.
> It's been a real hard time. Feels been hitting hard. My first time being the schizo anon.
> Inb4 former CIA
> She is most likely reading this
> I suspect at least one family to collaborate with her
> SHE MIGHT BE FUCKING AIRBORNE. Some kind of drone, I think. How do I know? Even my dad smelled her spray in his basement.
> I know it's vague but I can't wall of text every incident. feel free to AMA.
> Yesterday I got my apartment back with a stroke of genius
> Pic related
> Told ya I would live stream

So that's actually great because the more we know, the harder we can hit.

Now to the new equipment.

Cont.

Welcome to schizo joe's. Join me on an irl war game.

> Weaponised, collective autism VS rogue former CIA

The stakes are real. The risks are real. The butthurt shall be real, too. OP WILL deliver. Worst case, my
death man switch will trigger and my real name and address will be revealed along with my adversary.

It's been a while. Last thread was baked by another anon.

I'm indebted to every single helper anon. For archiving
purposes here a list of some great ideas that originated from this board so far.

> Hit her on the head with a block of ice
> Fry her bugs with your modified microwave
> Low/High Pressure Injection Hypothesis

So for those who are new to schizo joe's threads a real quick run down.
> First post on /b/ because I panicked. Thought someone drugged me. lol
> 3 chemical pneumonitis, 2 ambulances, 1 hospital trip later... turns out she is indeed poisoning me
> She can inject (and possibly extract) poisonous chemicals into my flat (not through windows/doors)
> She bugged my whole apartment
> She's a textbook OCD, odor fanatical, anorexic, non-sleeping, gucci wearing, retired former foreign affairs official.
> See previous threads for pics u sick wankers
> military level intelligence operations
> By far the highest level opponent I've ever had.

This time I'll try maintain a slow and steady thread by posting daily at the same time. I'm sorry about last time, I really lost it.
The other anon was right, the chemicals were messing with my head.

Like always feel free to AMA. There are many news, we've got new equipment, more intel and more proofs. But the /science/ just started.

cont.

According to the police, we need a device thats well 'eiched'.

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eichung

I'm sorry there is no english term for it. Essentially it means well calibrated but has nothing to do with the scientific part of error margin determination and so but is actually a royal process in germany. So I'm currently doubting if this cop knew what he was talking about or if we actually need a device with a jew certificate.

We can use the Arduino sensors for gathering intel but we need a licensed device to force legal action.

>>10935304
Great I'm adding a stacked A2/B2 filter for field operations

Type A: For use against certain organic gases and vapours with a boiling point higher than 65?C, as specified by the manufacturer. •Type A filters are required to be marked with the colour code Brown •Type B : For use against certain inorganic gases and vapours as specified by the manufacturer (excluding CO). •Type B filters are required to be marked with the colour code Grey.

Class 1 - low capacity , up to 1000ppm
Class 2 - medium capacity, up to 5000ppm

> Programmable Arduino Sensors
Maybe not the highest precision but might be useful to have a complete 24h recording to plot.

What are the anons thinking?

Case study update

> basement should be done by tuesday
> pretty sure I just witnessed the phenomena in my room at my dads place
> already had an itchy feeling the time he was away for 5 days, which I think i mentioned in a previous thread
> itchy nose, burning eyes, irritated throat, headache, real fucking hot in that particular room
> so i took the (broken) device and checked. the moment I activate it, i feel atmosphere lightening
> the plot confirms the familiar pattern
> 0.01mg/m3 HCHO & 0.30 TVOC falling down to 0.00 and 0.12 respectively within about 30seconds
> I know it's broken. Still better to mention it and write it down

>>10934228
no pressure anon. there's much more intersting shit happening in the world now anyway. like hongkong

>>10933675
Never surrender but ofc I agree. I'm going to give her more space to up my protection game and gather more intel while sciencing in the basement

> Got up today. still headache. Dad gave me some meds. much better already. We shouldn't ignore the symptoms tho
> Decided to setup new command center in dads basement
> Now I'm officially what I never wanted to become... at least for now
> Last time I gave an inch, the poison started. We have to give another inch but def maintain appearance that we still claim our territory albeit less of it.
> We keep the flat as fake office/resident
> My dads place as fake retreat
> New room in basement will be new HQ and intel will never leave this room (verbally)
> The basement is gigantic and never used. So even if she had access to my dads place, it would have been a waste of resources to bug it.
> We are going to move all the stuff out of one room, check for bugs before setting up new operations center and then maintain proper security
> Basement is practically a labyrinth. While it's easy to get access to my dads property, u can't sneak through those narrow corridors without getting picked up by my motion detector night vision cams. We'll know.
> From now on I won't leave anything relevant in my flat overnight.
> Once basement is ready. I'm going to soap up the smallest room in my flat and look for bubbles.
> in the meantime we wait for investigator to gather more intel


Best part
> my old air quality device might still be salvageable
> AFAIK it's mostly high precision lasers who might just have been misaligned by the impact of the fall
> We are going to screw it open and see what can be recovered until new device arrives.
> Posting progress with pictures once new command center is up and running.
> No matter how well she is protected. Her allies are normie 9-5 joes. They will first attack vector.

While I'm at it I can also share some intel in case of me loosing this one. So I set up a deadman switch. In case I perish a close associate will reveal my id here. You can verify my story with the neighbors, my dad and co-owners of my organizations. I'm sure u'll manage to contact one.

Avenge me.

also should I request an MRI? how quickly can I get one? Headache is srsly not from this world. Any medfags?