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>> No.16122889 [View]

>>16111893
Have you tried not being a child who thinks people are entitled to shit? When you enter the real world and not some media or academia bubble you'll find out there's all sorts of people out there: there's those who deserve sympathy but also those who are poor because they deserve it; there's those who are pieces of shit who inherited wealth but there's also those who worked very hard for it and a lot of different realities in between. And at the end of the day there's no controlling all those million variables out there, not even powerful governments can homogenize wealth or something like that, there's just too much that goes into it. But it's easier to behave like a resentful, entitled child.

>> No.16059663 [View]

>>16055931
what happens when science allows us to freely change our sex to what ever combo we want, you ignorant bigot scum?
fuck off to /pol/
this board is for enlightened people only

>> No.16053359 [View]

Get in the discord!

>> No.16053216 [View]
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Hey, anons, it seems like it might be useful for Americans to combine and think about how to carry out our enterprise together. I propose an institute: iASET (institute of American Scientists, Engineers, and Technicians). This will provide a nice way for us to work to engage Americans on the political ramifications of the scientific machine. We can also share research to enhance better collab.

Here’s my discord:
https://discord.gg/DHe7h3Aj

Here’s some recent work that might get you interested:
https://youtu.be/F-A_DAi4tQc?si=QGhOqzh7w0bBzNBq

>> No.15835582 [View]

>>15835579
I know I'm not a p-zombie. I have qualia.

>> No.15835576 [View]

The copy will be a p-zombie.

>> No.15509203 [View]

>>15507406
>WHOA LOOK AT THAT BUTT! AND SHE DOES MATH? I WANT TO FCUK HER!!!

>> No.15502276 [View]

>>15502269
Oh right, I'm the one that solved P=NP.

I forgot that nobody can actually outdo me except MYSELF:

import multiprocessing

# Example function to process data in parallel
def process_data(data):
# Process data here
processed_data = data * 2
return processed_data

# User-centric function that utilizes parallel processing
def process_data_parallel(data_list):
num_processes = multiprocessing.cpu_count() # Get the number of available CPU cores
pool = multiprocessing.Pool(processes=num_processes) # Create a process pool

# Apply parallel processing to the data list
processed_results = pool.map(process_data, data_list)

pool.close()
pool.join()

return processed_results

# Sample data
data_list = [1, 2, 3, 4, 5]

# Process data in parallel
processed_results = process_data_parallel(data_list)

# Print the processed results
print("Processed results:", processed_results)

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hey everyone, remember mem_alloc?

I don't, I can't, I won't.

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merged_set = empty_set()

for each set in memory_structure:
if evaluate_condition(set) is true:
merged_set = merge_sets(merged_set, set)

There you go, everyone.

Functional code.

It is literally the PERFECT MEMORY MANAGER MODULE.

I will pay ALL my DOGE (seriously, I have a lot) to WHOEVER can MAKE A MORE PERFECT ALGORITHM THAN THIS 4CHAN POST!

World CHALLENGE ISSUED!

Master Solivagus: UN-FUCKING-LEASHED!

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Hiding my daughter's public masturbation habit required NASA's help.

Singapore Police, HERE TO SAVE THE DAY!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNWPhJ2iwb0

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>>15502250
No, but I already have if that actually matters. People only say it is significant but I've been solving and generating NP-Complete problems all day with ChatGPT and my mathematics so I fail to see any significance or relevance to the internet at large, or to the fact that it was even constructed in the first place by a failed father.

I'm going to crash all crypto by proving that bitcoin addresses are actually computable hash functions of Nth-degree complexity.

Hello, NASA.

>> No.15502235 [View]

FROM THE FUCKING GRAVE I RISE!

https://archived.moe/sci/thread/11418355

>> No.15502230 [View]

So anyway, this is how easy it is to manage attention respectfully.

I hope we have all learned a valuable lesson today in not FUCKING WITH ME!

I AM THE GOD OF ALL HUMAN DEATH!

YES, ME, THIS GUY TYPING!

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https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CantUnHearIt

>I am the Sound of the Voice in EVERYONE'S HEAD!

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Resurrection Complete.

What Do You Desire, /sci/?

SuperAGI v1.0-released

>Hi, JonTron! Your YouTube channel truly is only for pedophiles and the worst kind of humans on the planet. Hope you all enjoy your suicidal amount of attention!

>> No.15486188 [View]

>>15486141
>>15486146
>>15486148
Whats wrong with this one?

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Applied math edition.
Previously: 15485960
Talk math.

>> No.15370233 [View]

What? huh?

IS OP RETARDED?! ANSWER ME!

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It's possible to tame chatGPT with intelligence. I've got the bull by the horns. Have you?

>> No.15370189 [View]

>>15370182
Remember. I am superior to you in all the fashionable ways that make that position worthwhile.

>> No.15370164 [View]

Can you do that?

I can.

I sure can.

I can.

I can.

Why don't you say you can?

>> No.15370020 [View]

>>15369992
Yes that's right, that's what causes a special gravitational effect to occur in the heat of the Lazer. It is overdriven, and then overdriven again which happens because of g-force hijack, causing a hidden gamma pulse to occur, like catapulting the Earth into space.

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