/sci/ - Science & Math

>>4885188
it's you

paradox thread and is this even possible?

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>>4884595
>>4884502


Look A Link:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biologist#Training

A scientist are in search of the truth, why not search it yourself, I've found a link about biology, now its your job to continue the research.

>>4883421

>>France:

+Future Islam

>>4884562

* See Explanation

You don't understand it forget about it!

>>4884502

>>Biology is the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division.

>>A TV viewer sent a headline to the Jay Leno Tonight Show that read "Integration of Physics into Cellular Biology Leads to Epidermal Solar Cells with Growth Vectors."

>>Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
See explanation


>>Q: What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick?
>>A: Designer jeans.

>>It is well known that the blood contains white cells and red cells. But it is not so well known that white cells come in husband and wife forms. Evidence for this came when the renown medical researcher Dr. Sanguine listened to blood with a tiny microphone and heard a white wife cell say, "The way to a man's heart in through his veins."

>>The bad news is that the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Amoebas is shrinking. The good news is that none of the amoebas has lost any of their members.

That's it for shitty jokes

>>4884511


>>Even stranger things have happened; and perhaps the strangest of all is the marvel that mathematics should be possible to a race akin to the apes.

>>So if a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics; for in demonstrations, if his wit be called away never so little, he must begin again.


>>The essence of mathematics is not to make simple things complicated, but to make complicated things simple.

>>The human mind has never invented a labor-saving machine equal to algebra.

>>The mathematics are distinguished by a particular privilege, that is, in the course of ages, they may always advance and can never recede.

>>Go down deep enough into anything and you will find mathematics. ~Dean Schlicter

>>It is not the job of mathematicians... to do correct arithmetical operations. It is the job of bank accountants.

>>Trigonometry is a sine of the times.

>>A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

>>Mathematics is as much an aspect of culture as it is a collection of algorithms.


>>Sometimes it is useful to know how large your zero is.

>>The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings.

>>Mathematics is the only good metaphysics.

>>4884502

Hope you guys love math jokes, MATH JOKE THREAD

Black holes result from God dividing the universe by zero.

Mathematics - the unshaken Foundation of Sciences, and the plentiful Fountain of Advantage to human affairs.

I don't agree with mathematics; the sum total of zeros is a frightening figure.

If people do not believe that mathematics is simple, it is only because they do not realize how complicated life is.

Math is radical!

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.

It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class.

Arithmetic is where numbers fly like pigeons in and out of your head.

Arithmetic is numbers you squeeze from your head to your hand to your pencil to your paper till you get the answer.

>>4884486

Not all sci are assholes, I would really love to help you but I'm not profissiant when it comes to C++ but if you need help with Python Or Java & php or html I'm your man.

ITT: Ask /g/

>>4884478

basement

sadfrog.jpg

Just look at history and you shall see

>>4884466

For some reason if you get a degree in another country, it will not work in this one. but, if you get a degree in the states, you are employable else where.

ITT: Thats how it is.

It's called

"Casimir effect"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casimir_effect

Using the:

"Feynman diagram"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feynmann_diagram

>>4882133

Dentist, At least you would have a life.

>>4880824
what about colleges? How are they ranked? better or worst?

>>4880786
No problem

But:

>Is there lots of crime like they say (in canada)

>Do you have more freedoms than USA?

>Tell me more about canada

>>4880527
speaking of which, I always wanted to move to Canada, is it better than USA?

Hey /Sci/ Whats the lowest amount of math that an 18 year old person should know so /sci/ wouldn't poke fun at him/her?

>>4877881

USA Cali

In the end its up to you, the normal human needs about 6-8 hours of sleep a day & restricting your body | brain of those hours will cause the following:

>weight gain

>weakness

>confusion

ITT: If you are lifting weights you will not get the same amount of expected outcome as if you had that 6-8 hours of sleep. I know cause I done that mistake before.

>>4880158


In my experience people who look older are because of the following.

>Beard, the beard will get you looking older than you really are

>Intelligence, higher forms of intelligence will cause you large amount of stress, ITT: Working on a large project.

>hygiene, Showering is your best friend

>>4880051

Then nature gives you a boy, then what? hmmmmmmmm?