/sci/ - Science & Math

>>1209033

NO MAN, BUT THATD BE REAL FUCKIN FUNNY, ALSO, DONT USE CAPSLOCK FOR SOME REASON IVE ALWAYS PREFERRED TO KEEP MY PINKY AND SHIFT AND DASH MY RIGHT HAND ALL OVER THE KEYBOARD WHILE USING MY LEFT INDEX FINGER FOR EASY TO REACH KEYS

IM COOL LIKE DAT, OH SHIT, FRIENDS HERE, BYE GUYS

>>1208990

WORD YO, PROBABLY SHOULDNTVE POSTED THIS SHIT UNDER MY TRIP BUT DONT FUCKING CARE IM SO HAPPY IM GONNA GO GET WASTED WITH MY FRIENDS IN CELEBRATION


HERES TO NOT BEING A GRAD SCHOOL FATHER WHAT WHAAAAT

>>1208968

NO DUDE, HER FAULT, SHE TOOK MY CONDOM OFF AND I WAS LIKE DAMN WOMAN YOU HAVE A SMOOTH VAGINA AND WAS ALL LIKE SQUIRT SQUIRT AND DAAAAAAAYUM

DON'T REALLY FEEL LIKE HAVING SEX EVER AGAIN NOW, FUCKIN PENIS GETTIN ME INTO TROUBLE

LEARNED EX-GF WAS PREGNANT

FREAK THE FUCK OUT, GET NO WORK DONE FOR THREE DAYS

SHE'S ON HER PERIOD

FUCK YEAH

>heyop,fuckyou.jpg

>>1195520

There it is, thanks bro. Don't know why I didn't realize that earlier.

>>1195483

Oh fuck you so hard

>>1195434

When I think about the definition of "equal" that starts to make sense

>>1195445
I'm assuming you are
>>1195397

Cuz seriously what the fuck man, did you just read a brief history of time or something?

>>1195451

This one really helped, but I still have one problem.

If you try to continue finding smaller angles, you will obviously not get anywhere, you will never find a smallest angle, yeah? If you continue adding zeroes, you will not get anywhere, you will never make it equal seven (or anything else, is the anything else part the key here?), so it seems intuitive to me that they are essentially equal in their infiniteness, no matter how long you execute the equation with either idea, you won't ever achieve any finite number.

Do you see my conundrum?

>>1195397

Dude what.

I'm saying mathematically, observing our trusted basic mathematical axioms, 7 times infinity is infinity because you have an infinite amount of sevens. Why isn't 7/0 infinity, seeing as you have any infinite amount of zeroes, what the fuck is this undefined nonsense. I've always wondered this and everybody always says "cuz theres an infinite amount of zeroes herp derp" as far as I can tell, the answer is infinity regardless. Someone show me why i'm wrong.

>>1195253

Regardless of religion, this is logically correct. An omnipotent god would be bound by logic, everything is bound by logic, because they are the quintessential definitions of everything.

"God" is omnipotent, let's just assume whatever we want.

God can turn a pencil into an erase. But he can't turn the pencil into an eraser and still have it be a pencil. If he changes a single molecule in the pencil it is no longer the same pencil, and that doesn't mean he isn't omnipotent, it means that logically, this is an absurdity. Like dividing by zero.

Actually, speaking of that, why is that undefined? Someone help me, 14/7 is two because 7 goes into 14 twice. 7/0 should be infinity because 0 goes into 7 an infinite amount of times. Why isnt the answer to this just infinity, what separates this from a good ol' fashioned infinity?

you will always experience time at the same rate, there's no theory that says anything about how a conscious observer would experience relative speeds
>>1193938 is right

>>1190641

>uses mathematica for fuck easy calculus

fucking light if the cause of every problem known to man, we would thrive if the sun shut off and we didn't have to deal with this fucking electromagnetism...

>>1173712

What is s?

I'm researching cloaking what whaaaaat

>>1153436

nigger you best be motherfucking trolling. Arithmetic, algebra, calculus, linear algebra, geometry. There is NO branch of mathematics that does not lay on foundations from the real world. Do you think you are performing equations in a different universe?

>>1153411

What the fuck? How is probability anything but mathematics? Are you going to argue that arithmetic isn't mathematics because lol guiz there arent any at my esteemed 300 level course status.

>>1153334

I'm doing my PhD project with the help of another PhD student who got his masters in mathematics (in probability) in China. Dude barely speaks English but he knows more about everyone's project then they do. And he's like fucking god, I'll set up the most elaborate laser setup, over like 3 tables, and fuck look at that something's wrong. Brosef comes in and finds the problem within seconds.

If he could communicate what he is actually thinking he would be famous, amazing teacher too, I've learned a hell of a lot from several different fields just by talking to him.

And he went to a shit-tier Chinese school.

>>1147292

Internet was invented over 20 years ago. Sometimes people overestimate the progress of technology. It's gonna go up, but saying IN DA FOOCHURE doesn't mean shit, look at where we are now, and then think how long it will take for the technology to develop, then for it to become cheap enough for mass production/use and then for distribution. Shit takes a long time, more than 17 years.

>>1150828

>assuming you'll actually remember

I always used T or some T with a subscript (never seen i,j,k) where T was defined explicitly before the equation. In that case enjoy your vector space conversions, this shit still confuses me years after taking the courses.

>>1150564

>cuz you're a fag
>Biology
>You meant engineering?

>>1150502

Native Brazilian here. Brazilian English speakers tend to say roof so thats where I got it from. Eastern Europeans seem to do the same. Eastern asians say hat in general. I don't think anybody ever really notices the difference till you write it out and think about it :P

>>1150418

jesus fucking christ nevermind, I just realized what I said, listen to other people, not me.

Tired, lasers, research, no sleep.