/sci/ - Science & Math

Shaniqua is 21 years older than her daughter Laquisha. In 6 years, Shaniqua will be 5 times as old as Laquisha.

Where is Latrelle, Laquisha's father (assumed, pending a trip to Maury)?

Let x = 1.

Then (d/dx) x = (d/dx) 1, and 1 = 0, contradiction.

Therefore x != 1, and x-1 = 0 has no solution.

Therefore the fundamental theorem of algebra is wrong.

FIELDS MEDAL, PLEASE

>>5011609
>Can we just ban this kind of inane...troll garbage

NO U

>>4958724
technically it does you know-it-all fat nerd.

no

If someone had two penises, would they need to fap both of them to...."relieve themselves" or just one?

>>4918998

5674854588454653794618793469126438912649312648961238936124

>tfw I just made you waste two minutes of your life figuring out whether or not that number pisses you off

>>4918983

>tfw you get a one day b& but don't notice until after midnight so you don't even get a chance to evade it

;_;

how2 infinite money

>acquire time machine
>go back in time to 10 minutes ago
>steal all your money and bring it to the future
>since it's your own money, no legal problems
>now go back to 11 minutes ago before you lost all your money and steal all your money
>now go back to 12 minutes ago and steal all your money
>repeat until 1%er

What does your tongue taste like, /sci/?

>>4584459

Wait, is there supposed to be a point to it?

>>4584453

Would you happen to know the cost of piggybacking on another mission?

I'm just curious. I hadn't thought that slots were available for non-military/science/commercial satellites.

>>4584436
>>4584437

I never said it had to be capable of long-range communications or even electronics.

It very well might be a few grains of salt.

If I can cost-effectively and safely send a grain of salt to space, then I could tackle a larger payload later, if I felt like it.

Hey, /sci/.

I think, over the course of my next four years at university, I'd like to dedicate my free time to building a 1-2 gram microsatellite and the vehicle needed to launch it into an outward-bound escape trajectory (with respect to the earth-moon system only)

What am I in for?

>>4549445
Antarctica isn't a person, silly anon.

Who invented ice?

If one world war starts in 2020, and then another world war starts in 2030 but in that war one side uses time machines to travel back to the year 2015 to sabotage the other side's military capabilities, prompting the other side to travel back to 2015 also and try to stop them, which war is World War 3 and which is World War 4?

For each positive integer <span class="math">n[/spoiler], there is a circle around the origin with radius <span class="math">n[/spoiler]. Rainbow Dash starts off somewhere on the plane, but not on a circle. She takes off in some direction in a straight path. She moves <span class="math">\sqrt{5}/5[/spoiler] units before crossing a circle, then <span class="math">\sqrt{5}[/spoiler] units, then <span class="math">3\sqrt{5}/5[/spoiler] units. What distance will she travel before she crosses another circle?

T/F: Aliens is the most rational explaination for the hundreds of God-myths found in cultures all over the world.

China decides to fuck over the US just because they can

China secretly launches a giant rocket to land on the far side of the moon

The rocket is carrying a giant thruster that will push the moon into the earth in a way that guarantees it will land squarely on the US.

Would this be awesome y/y?