/sci/ - Science & Math

Hey /sci/, I'm going to be a Mad Scientist for Halloween this year, and I need some /sci/ence jokes. (The cornier, the better.)

Pic possibly related.

Contributing:

Q: How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?
A: Avocados number.

>>1712579

>tits
>gtfo
>lrn2science

Pick one.

>mfw Michio Kaku isn't pictured, but Richard Dawkins is.

Fuck dude. Linoleum. That shit's so badass.

1 kg = 2.200 lbs
1 m/s = 2.237 mph

lrn2significantfigures.

>>Implying fission makes a good nuclear weapon.

Bitches don't know about my hydrogen fusion.

>>1706800

Portal != metal.

>>1704135

Oxidize? We don't chemically bond oxygen to the carbohydrates we eat...

>>1704118

>>1 Calorie is the amount of energy needed to raise the temperature of water by 1 degree. Water is the means by which we test this so you can't use water, therefore water doesn't have any.

>>1 Calorie is the amount of energy needed to raise the temperature of water by 1 degree.

>>1 Calorie is the amount of energy

>>1 Calorie

lrn2chemistry before running your mouth.

1 food Calorie (capital C [should be labelled as kcal on containers]) is equal to 1,000 calories, or the energy needed to raise one kilogram of water one degree Celsius. Also; just because water is the base chemical used to measure it, doesn't mean it doesn't have any. Water's bonds contain energy, our body just can't break it apart.

I conducted my own social 'experiment', where I took a handful of random college freshman, and asked them a simple question.

Question: If you were to release a pen 5 feet above the surface of the moon, what would happen?

Choices:
A) It falls (10% answered)
B) It floats (60% answered)
C) It rises into the atmosphere (20% answered)
D) Other (10% answered)

I mean, it's nothing close to an official tally, but fuck. People are fuckwits.

What are these percentages of?

0.5/10

From what I understand, the human eye sees at 20-25 fps, so anything above that, you will see the light as 'mixed'. (But don't quote me on it.)

Planck second. (Smallest possible interval of time.)

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This

>Assuming normal vision. (No color blindness, etc)

We HAVE to see colors the same way. There is no other way to explain how certain colors have certain effects on peoples' moods. Such as; intense warm colors, like red, can produce feelings of anger, whereas less intense warm colors, like orange and yellow, can cause feelings of comfort.

Blue and green could be linked to sadness and depression, but more often than not, are linked to calming feelings.

Also, it's been shown that people who work in conditions with more green have less stomachaches than those who don't work with green surroundings.

The list goes on, but there's really no other way to explain why colors affect mood the same way, through myriads of different people.

>>1624763

>inbread

>inside of complex carbohydrates

University of Toledo
2nd Year
Chemistry

1/10

Blow off classes, since I had to switch colleges last minute. But just so I can go for my double major in Chemistry/Astronomy, this semester it's

Gen Chem II
Astronomy
Intro to Pop Culture
Intro to Communications Theory

Both the intro classes are a complete waste of time, but they're required as electives. Next semester it'll be something like

Organic Chem I
Calc II
Microbiology & Immunology
Comp II

>>1602876

u mad?

>>1600615

1/10. Good try, though.

>>1600775

If trolling, 6/10. If not, idiot.

>>1597189

Yeah, I don't usually drink it, but it's just strange to know that it happens for seemingly no reason.

>>1597193

I'll definitely try that.

>>1597194

At least we're posting relevant, /sci/ence related topics.