/sci/ - Science & Math

>>1414116

By definition, if it's "an egg laid by a chicken" then only a chicken can lay one, which makes it impossible for the egg to come first.

The egg came before, because the mother of the first chicken was not a chicken, but another bird from which the chicken evolved.

>>1412467

Actually, I do know advanced physics (and I'm talking about real, useful physics not theoretical bullshit like this), you're just being an obnoxious nerd.

>Really? You don't fucking know? GTFO

Oh do tell me since you're so sure, where did it come from?

>>1412448

>he thinks i know advanced physics

>>1412425

Where did the bing bang come from?

>if the bing bang created the universe then where did the bing bang come from
>i don't know
>it was god
>then where did god come from
>god is eternal
>the big bang is eternal
>but if it's eternal then how are we here how could an infinite amount of time have passed?
>could say the same thing about god
>but god invented time, you can't invent time

What next?

>>1412300

Then you are agnostic, still living in doubt.

Come on /sci/ what would you want your girlfriend to study?

>>1412043

Once again philosophers claim that everything belongs with philosophy and without it nothing would exist because thinking itself is philosophy.

1. Geography - always has the hottest, most adventurous girls
2. Biology - the only sciences females seem to be good at
3. Literature - at least she can spell and nt tlk lyk dis
4. Economics - unless they're those wanna be professional sluts
5. Chemistry
6. Languages

901. Psychology/Arts/Philosophy/Music/Bullshit - meh, at least you're in college

9001. Medicine - ugly and smelly
9002. Law - boring bookworms
9003. Maths/Physics - ugly nerds
9004. Engineering - dykes, butch, feminists
9005. Women's studies - lol

I don't believe that many people 'fapped' to either furry or CP. That alone says this is a troll poll.

[ ] fapped to furry
[ ] fapped to 'real' CP
[ ] fapped to teen CP
[ ] INTP or INTJ
[X] consumed cannabis at least once
[ ] would go on a one-way trip outside our galaxy at the very moment
[ ] has finished motherfucking Doom
[ ] listens to noise (metal etc.)
[ ] frequently trolls dumb people IRL
[ ] is not afraid to talk out loud
[ ] has a girlfriend
[ ] is chubby/fat
[ ] has glasses
[ ] considers himself ugly
[X] likes litterature
[ ] against abortion
[ ] against euthanasia
[X] agnostic or atheist
[ ] would be a great leader
[X] feels superior to other people
[ ] virgin
[ ] cares about politics
[X (my friends)] has taken adderal/ritalin

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lethal_injection

Here's a guide that works by the way.

It was a pretty good experience overall, but started getting paranoid towards the end.

>my face when I was in a lucid dream and had the brilliant idea of taking ecstasy within the dream

>implying it is as easy to kill someone with fists as it is with a gun

>implying you can defend yourself against a bullet

>implying if someone tries to rob you in the street with a gun you will be able to pull out yours and even use it before them

>my face when op calls this logic

>no way to tell the difference between a dream in which you had actual control, and a dream in which you merely dreamed that you were in control.

>no way to tell the difference between consciousness and free will and the illusion of consciousness and free will

If you experience either, does it really matter what's really happening?

I've had one, I didn't plan it, it was good but nothing special. It's like when you have a good dream, you wake up go damn and carry on with your day.

>>1381425

You all get mad at Christians and shit but this doesn't bother anyone!

Right can we talk about this fucking mollusk some faggots actually believe he's an oracle.

>>1380442

I'm just saying Religion is responsible for our good morals.

>>1380372

That makes no sense.

>>1380318

>no rebuttal
>call troll

>>1380279

Hitler was a social Darwinist - like most atheists he believed natural selection within humans.