/sci/ - Science & Math

any job I want
300k starting

>Ph.D. in Math
>any job I want
>$300k starting

>>11604664
>god __does__ play dice, and now you can too
heh

>>11539020
>Ph.D. in Mathgen papers
>any job I want at the IUT research Center
>$300k starting

>>11527958
>PHD in triple integrals
>300k starting
>Any manifold I want

>>11441481
I majored in the science of chrematistics

>PHD in triple integrals
>300k starting
>Any manifold I want

>>11428559
>2020
>not learning HolyC for 200k starting

>300k starting

300k

I wake up in the morning and the first thing I remember is that I have my goddamn doctorate in mathematics, this results in an immediate rush of endorphins and testosterone which will last for the rest of the day. I then get to work writing down the proofs to the theorems that I solved in my head last night. After that I fuck my 10/10 wife while thinking about my research. I then leave without eating breakfast since I no longer require sustenance. Next follows morning lectures gracing plebs with some invaluable insight into my mind and its firm grasp on the most important field of study in human history. The rest of the day I spend developing various mathematical structures on blackboards, the results of which will be applied to curing all cancers and building thermodynamically efficient cold fusion reactors. As the day winds down I ponder my surreal existence, I have to dig up my degree to remind myself of the reality that I do in fact have a PhD in mathematics. Finally I fall asleep holding my doctorate and 300k salary slip in my arms.

And then I do it all again.

>>11074983

>phd in math
>any job i want
>300k starting

>>10931797
You got a degree in math because of this meme? Says more about you than the degree itself.

>PhD in mathematics
>any job I want
>300k starting

>>10806073
>which the AI plays against copies of itself, without any data
>of human or prior AI play used as input

impressive. can someone explain why he didn't just hook it up to online poker and make millions or maybe he already did and is only now releasing it.

What science job will get me $300k starting?

Oh I don’t have to worry about money

don't study stem. stem shortage is a meme. acadamics is full of nepotism, pay is incredibly low compared to working. engineering jobs pay very badly, most of the time you get a "salary" so your overtime is not paid (if you do the math you earn less than a technician). there is a shortage of stem people who won't work for peanuts under horrible pressure.

industry push for this "stem shortage" meme so they can hire indians/chinese who are dependent on their jobs(if they lose their job, they lose their visa and off to the third world they go) so they can make them work for peanuts.

i wish i had studied finance / law or something that actually made money. people who defend this "STEM" bullshit are either students who got scammed into it, third worlders who got visas in first world (well they could've studied something much easier and made much more money while moving to first world at the same time but they are coping) or scientists/academicians who pursue this purely for their own enjoyment (aka they don't want to make tons of money)

sure on average an engineer earns more than an accountant but the effort engineer puts is atleast three times more than an accountant. it is horrible and soul crushing.

any STEM worker with over 5 years of experience will confirm what i am saying. i repeat, there is no shortage of STEM graduates, there is only shortage of STEM workers with over 10 years of experience who would work over 70 hr a week for <100k$.

I am now 100% certain STEM is a fucking meme pushed by big corporations to drive down wages even lower, and there is no shortage of STEM graduates.


Business majors have more job opportunities
Better pay than most engineers (if you join any major banks etc. does not apply to smalltime managers but you'll move up eventually and get a better pay. plus you get paid overtime most of the time whereas engineers get paid a "salary" which means no overtime)
Banks/Large Firms offer private insurance on top of government one, so far even DAIMLER AG does not offer that to engineers.
Better job security. Its much harder to replace a manager than an engineer.

>phd in math
>300k starting
>any job I want

>PhD in math
>any job I want
>300k starting

>>10647301
>I'm from /x/
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>>10638905
>procrasturbate