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And why do the smartest people have the longest hair?

>> No.9899388

>>9899386
Long hair looks faggy as fuck on most men.

>> No.9899392

>>9899388

Like? can you provide an example

>> No.9899400

>>9899392
You literally started the thread with one.

>> No.9899402

>>9899386
You should only grow your hair if you're clergy; lay men should keep hair short

>> No.9899407

>>9899386
Smart people care about more important problems than the length of their hairs.

>> No.9899410

>>9899400
Im not gay but dude in OP's pic looks fucking awesome. Fuck off you bald cucklet.

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>> No.9901446

>>9899402

What a dumb concept.

>> No.9901450

>>9899386
They are Nazirites.

>> No.9901500

>>9899386
It probably has to do with people spending so much time doing one thing that they forget about grooming (definitely a thing with grad students).
Still, it's mostly a stereotype

>> No.9901702

>>9899410
The OP looks retarded, its probably you

>> No.9901719

>>9899410
OP's pic looks like an old child who started math in college at 16, went into the tank for 8 years, and is just now seeing daylight again for the first time.

>> No.9901782

>>9899410

>Im not gay but(...)

100% pedał

>> No.9901807

>>9899386
Wow, it's great to see that some kids from the 2006 IMO team continued pursuing math. I find that a lot of kids from olympiads either change to business, computer science or drop off the subject entirely.

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>>9899388
The only rule for hair and women is to never date a woman who has hair shorter than yours.

>> No.9902086

>>9901500
>mostly a stereotype

Which only exist because they are always true.

>> No.9902164

>>9899388
Good thing I'm a trap

>> No.9902425

>>9902084
Damn, Vanilla Ice lookin' good these days

>> No.9903120

>>9899386
because men with long hair are
so
fucking
HOT

>> No.9903839

>>9903120
inb4 bald rage

>> No.9903846

>>9902164
engineer detected

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>>9899386
No, but thinking "powerlevel" is determined by hair style gives away your own.

>> No.9903867

>>9903846
wait shit is that an actual stereotype?

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>>9899386
this is a true /sci/ cut

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>>9899386
>And why do the smartest people have the longest hair?
That is objectively false.

>> No.9903882

There is two different theories :

The anime theory :the more hair you have, the more powerful you are (Bleach, DBZ, Naruto, etc.)

The comics theory : the less hair you have, the more evil you are (Lex Luthor, Thanos, etc.)

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>>9903867
Breh.

>> No.9903932

>>9899386
inb4 all women are hyperint super intellectuals

>> No.9904855

22 year old guy with long hair here.

Other posters are right in that long hair on a man is a "feminizing" feature, but what they don't take into account is that men born with very masculine features (like myself), who are clean shaven and with short cut hair are seen as too intimidating towards women, so complementing that with long hair and a bit of facial hair makes you more approachable; unless you have a baby face and can't grow facial hair, in which case you just look like a woman.

Another thing I'll add is that in the dating market, men with short hair and clean shaven faces are the norm, so you don't catch women's eyes unless you happen to be really handsome and/or well dressed, so you're more reliant on your witticism, charm or insightful demeanour AFTER presenting yourself to gain her favour; whereas with long hair you already have an inherent sense of mysticism to you, and you're socially signaling that you don't care to conform to the standards of society (bad-boy) - of course for this to be the perception it has to be complemented by a domineering, sexually-playful and know-it-all attitude, otherwise you just come off as a greasy neck-beard (you also have to be in shape too).
I personally kept my long hair, because I've had the most success with women with it, so it's here to stay.

Additionally, working menial jobs like retail in the past hasn't been impeded by having long hair, so long as I tie it back in a pony tail.

Overall, the only people who tell me to cut my hair are bald-cucks that are jealous of my luscious locks and overbearing women.

>> No.9904871

>>9904855
This. Especially if you have very wavy or curly hair and take care of it, you get tons of compliments. Most guys who hate longhair dudes are balding themselves.

>> No.9904876 [DELETED] 

>>9899386
>>>/pol/180582140

>> No.9905050

>>9904871
I don’t really hate them. I’m envious. Started with a receding hairline at age 18. Fun stuff

>> No.9905057

>>9902084
I'm not sure I agree with this rule.

My personal rule for hair and women is never date a woman with harrier legs than mine

>> No.9905062

>>9903882
>implying Lex Luthor wasn’t one of the smartest characters in DC

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9905695

Is his hair long?

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Absolutely

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this thread

>> No.9906186

>>9905695
The 80’s was a different time.

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>>9899386
Wrong.