/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.8205938]

I'm tired of having shitty hips not even in my 30s

When are the 3d printing and stem cell memes going to 3d print me a new pelvis with new acetabulum and femur with new ball and ball sockets

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/26652978
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25673449
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/businessclub/technology/11960668/3D-printed-hip-and-knee-joints-coming-to-a-hospital-near-you.html

What do I have to do to get a mad scientist to make with a chainsaw and just rip out my shitty pleb bones and give me cyborg hips

I'm starting to get twisted and weird from all my imbalance in my anatomy and I'm going to be fucked up everywhere by the time I get replacements by 50 which every doctor says I will get one

[Anonymous No.8205997]

>>8205938

If we had jet packs instead, you wouldn't need new hips anon.

But you obviously don't think as far ahead as me.

[Anonymous No.8206052]

>>8205938

Why do you want hips? r u a grill

[Anonymous No.8206070]

>>8205938
Life is hard, my dick is small.

[Anonymous No.8206071]

>>8206052
They need to move on their own

And they are shitty and probably will lead me into a life of pain in ten years

>>8205997
we already have drone vehicles and flying cars, keep up with the times you neanderthal

[Anonymous No.8206076]

>>8206070
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2014/oct/05/laboratory-penises-test-on-men

They're working on you, too
WHERE IS MY SCIENCE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.8206096]

>>8205938
>tfw muscle ratios, distribution, and skeletal structure gives a mechanical advantage when sprinting
>tfw when disproportionately strong for my size and weight
>tfw very durable bones
>tfw the only two fractures I've had, I didn't even recognize as fractures until it was too late, as they healed within 2 weeks and the swelling receded quickly. One was a greenstick in my hand and healed bent, the other was a toe, which I walked around on until it healed, including for the rest of the school day when Ii broke it.
>tfw when body handles long term caloric restriction well
>tfw body handles sleep deprivation and lack of routine, well enough.
>tfw when body handles blood loss "okay"
>tfw when means and mindset to ignore intense pain is the path of least resistance
>tfw when also a tad bit clever.

>tfw trigeminal neuralgia.
>tfw when allergic to the majority of common foods.
>tfw when spent years of my life avoiding exposure to heat because my blood pressure would drop, my hands and feet would turn bright red, and my entire body would feel like it was burning and turning necrotic. Symptoms resembled MS.
>tfw had to reconcile bipolar 2 tendencies
>tfw 22 and still scraping by living hand to mouth and can't bring myself to build meaningful connections
>tfw psyche spent years fighting against a broken psyche I felt slave to.
>tfw my weight dropped to 105 lbs from 130 in the course of a year, because eating felt like having a spike driven through my head and a forehead made of acid burns.
>Stumbled around like a half dead invalid for a year or two.
>Scoliosis. Neck and jaw problems.

Life is dualistic, dawg. Life is mechanical. Find the means to improve your present form, be honest, be realistic, put in effort. Do not sink into a pit of wishing for a future that might never come. I spent my teens inclined to trade my body for a mechanical equivalent, even if crude. Useless and self deluding waste of time. The body is important, try to accept it.