You're at a job interview and you get asked the following question: >"What have you done that is extraordinary?" What would you say?

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Anonymous Wed Jul 22 00:48:30 2015 No.7412900 [Reply] [Original]

You're at a job interview and you get asked the following question:

>"What have you done that is extraordinary?"

What would you say?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 00:56:12 2015 No.7412914 Ur mum

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 00:57:08 2015 No.7412916 >>7412900 Led a platoon of over 50 troubled youth into gold phase.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 00:57:21 2015 No.7412917 >>7412914 quality answer right here

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 00:58:12 2015 No.7412918

>>7412900
Just lie and say I ran a marathon, or reference my veteran status and say successfully completing my first deployment.

Ideally you want to pick something that's not unrealistic but requires lots of work and dedication that shows you are a resilient person and don't turn yellow in the face of adversity. It's a meme interview question on par with "what is your greatest achievement?"

They don't care about what it is, they just want to know if you can take something and roll with it without quitting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 01:00:34 2015 No.7412922 I'd look at him with the most somber and genuine expression on my face and say: "I made it out the hood"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 01:00:35 2015 No.7412923 >>7412918 good answer, thank you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 01:24:06 2015 No.7412962 >>7412900 I licked my elbow once

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:04:32 2015 No.7413279 >>7412900 Wrote a quality research thesis on a topic I loved. (Lying)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:09:50 2015 No.7413284 >>7412900 "When I was 9 I independently derived Maxwell's equations."

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:12:19 2015 No.7413286

>>7412900
I got this once. Told her, "I fought a bear". Eyes go wide.... then I tell her my bear story where a full grown californian brown bear stood up and roared in my face in the middle of the night after I yelled at it for eating my food.

Got the job.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:23:21 2015 No.7413292 >>7412918 >that's great anon there's a marathon in two weeks, how about you join me and a few collegues to run it together ? You can start right after.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:24:12 2015 No.7413294 I drew the original pepe.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:26:38 2015 No.7413297 >>7413292 Most of the people who run marathons couldn't do one with a weeks's notice, though. It's generally months of training, and a lot of people only do it once.

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:41:14 2015 No.7413311

>>7413292
>that's great anon there's a marathon in two weeks, how about you join me and a few collegues to run it together ? You can start right after.

So I'm hired? Brilliant, let's get the paperwork in order.

>The evening before the run

I just twisted my ankle walking down the stairs so I won't be joining you tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 07:59:16 2015 No.7413387 Do you think I will get a job when I answer nothing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 08:04:07 2015 No.7413395 >>7413311 a contract made on false premises can be broken anytime. You don't need to lie to find something extraordinary you did,

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 08:12:56 2015 No.7413411 >>7412900 I have solved a triple integral.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:22:05 2015 No.7413879 >>7412900 has this actually happened to you or is it just a thought experiment ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:28:58 2015 No.7413889 File: 57 KB, 1280x720, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Taught myself to read and write English

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:40:43 2015 No.7413908 >>7412900 >I independently rediscovered calculus (derivatives and integrals) at age 14 without having heard of them before. Don't even know if it's that impressive, since tangents and riemann-sums are pretty easy to grasp.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:52:25 2015 No.7413914 >>7413908 Calc 1 stuff is extremely easy to grasp, but actually discovering those ideas for yourself with no help is a significant success. If that's true that pretty fuckin neato anon.

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 13:54:53 2015 No.7413918
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>>7412900
> "What have you done that is extraordinary?"
I recognized that this company is the one to work for, and was able to impress you with my resume in order to have this conversation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 14:02:06 2015 No.7413928 >>7413918 >"So did all the other applicants"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 21:20:03 2015 No.7414688 I came up with the idea of fractional derivatives and residues during calc 2 and I've expressed sec(x) as an infinite series through partial fractions and recently extended the domain of the Dirichlet Eta function to -∞. Am I gud yet?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 21:32:36 2015 No.7414706 >>7412922 underrated post (dubs confirm)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 21:34:50 2015 No.7414709 >>7412900 Proved the Fary-Milnor theorem on my own as a sophomore in college without knowing what it was, using just some Calc 3 knowledge.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 21:36:54 2015 No.7414714 >>7413908 Algebra is extraordinarily easy to grasp, how come it wasn't discovered by cavemen? >>7413395 >Voiding a written contract because of a spoken premise Enjoy your 4th world country

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 21:39:51 2015 No.7414718 >>7413918 >Ok, thanks for the interview, don't call us, we'll call you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 21:44:07 2015 No.7414726 >>7412916 AIT PSG?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 21:46:30 2015 No.7414731 >>7414714 >Algebra is extraordinarily easy to grasp, how come it wasn't discovered by cavemen? They had no form of notation, and whatever notation they could come up with could be counterintuitive to algebra.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:26:51 2015 No.7415028 >>7412900 100% super meat boy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:31:00 2015 No.7415032 >>7413908 >me at 14 "hurr durr you can approximate area with rectangles" >me on /sci/: "I independently rediscovered calculus"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:34:24 2015 No.7415037 >>7414714 >Algebra is extraordinarily easy to grasp, how come it wasn't discovered by cavemen https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg_of_Columbus

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:34:31 2015 No.7415038 I was the first sperm to get inside the egg?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:43:47 2015 No.7415050 I worked on the space shuttle program, designed an autonomous robot, and got a PhD

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 02:45:48 2015 No.7415053 >>7415028 >not 106% Thanks for coming in, we'll call you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 03:33:12 2015 No.7415129 Convinced a stranger to not commit suicide.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:06:22 2015 No.7415169 I got dubs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:30:51 2015 No.7415197 >>7412900 That I haven't missed a day of work in six years that I wasn't forced into taking off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:31:47 2015 No.7415198 >>7413879 HR people meme it up pretty bad, you'll see

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 04:34:11 2015 No.7415203 >>7414709 bshit

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 05:06:03 2015 No.7415248 >>7412900 Getting gladiator on wow? Maybe they're into PvP too

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 05:11:23 2015 No.7415257 I've put up with your stupid questions

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 06:25:28 2015 No.7415352 5000 mmr in dota playing chen only fight me faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 06:31:06 2015 No.7415356 >>7415038 I would give you the job/10

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 06:38:23 2015 No.7415367 >>7415032 >"hurr durr you can approximate area with rectangles" I first approximated the area under a curve from a to b, generalized the method for n rectangles and took the limit to infinity. Is that not an integral?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 06:45:48 2015 No.7415383 >>7415367 Yes, but it's not calculus

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 06:47:15 2015 No.7415385 >>7415383 >integrals are not calculus wat Integration is one of the two main operations in calculus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 07:05:43 2015 No.7415396 >>7414714 main problem probably would be something to write on. paper wasn't discovered very early.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 07:12:30 2015 No.7415401 >>7412900 Built an own very generic engineering framework with lots of proven applications. Some of which perform comparably with state of the art of very mature fields.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 07:13:32 2015 No.7415403 >>7414714 >>7415396 Not to mention the impression it would make on other tribe members. That guy would have to be berrypicker as fuck.

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 07:45:08 2015 No.7415460 [DELETED]

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>>7412900
I conquered the British mainlands and USSR with Nazi Germany after the 1944 Götterdämmerung starting point in HOI3.

I would say the key to my early success was due to several key defensive strategies on all fronts. Firstly the early abandonment of the the Dniester line in favour of reorganization of army group south by placing soft troop corps along the Prut river with mechanized waffen SS divisions acting as "fire brigade" battalions. This allowed placement of heavy armour divisions on the plain fields terrain protecting the Northern flank of the vital Romanian oil fields. While this may seem odd considering it's technically a wider front, it prevents Soviets from pushing the front against the vulnerable soft divisions in Poland/Hungary since this would expose them to a salient with heavy armour pinchers from army group North while the harsh fighting destroyed infrastructure and supply routes, which indeed led to the encirclement and capture of over 300k Soviet troops in autumn '45.

On the Western front the Allied forces were allowed to penetrate into France against soft infantry while organized AH, SS and Fallschirmjagers were kept in reserve to the North which allowed for an eventual pincer (building up fuel reserves for a month allowed me to either push 100-300 km with two heavy armour corps or keep the luftwaffe flying for 3 weeks) to cut off supply ports leading to utter destruction of all expeditionary forces.

On the home front I shifted most production capabilities and research towards conventional air superiority fighters while moving the remaining luftflottes from the coast to German airbases to prevent Allied strategic bombers penetrating deep into Germany while sacrificing industrial zones in France. All CAS was grounded to save fuel.

>I also have some academic awards+publications.

Luckily I don't get any of these interviews because ChemE positions care more about technical experience and there's usually only like 1-2 applicants.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 07:58:06 2015 No.7415480 >>7413395 I doubt your contract will mention "must run marathons with co-workers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 08:08:58 2015 No.7415493 >>7415401 >very mature fields such as yo mom Sorry couldn't help it. You sounded so damn important and self confident.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 08:39:11 2015 No.7415508 >>7415460 Nice grossgermaniums, bro.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 09:01:04 2015 No.7415529 >>7415352 Is that you Snith? FUCK OFF MY GAMES I'LL DODGE YOU WHENEVER I CAN

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 09:04:37 2015 No.7415536 >>7415385 Your method probably only worked for one curve. I find it hard to believe that a 14 year old worked out all by himself what the whole of the 16th century European academic establishment took 50 years to figure out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 09:13:20 2015 No.7415548 >>7412900 I've never pissed in my shower.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 09:16:49 2015 No.7415555 >>7415548 you're hired!

Anonymous Thu Jul 23 09:17:32 2015 No.7415558
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>>7415536
I had knowledge about precalculus (limits, geometry etc.) though.
Plus pic related isn't that hard to figure out. It's just adding rectangles and applying a limit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 09:19:58 2015 No.7415562 >>7414714 >Enjoy your 4th world country wait until you get a divorce. You've clearly know nothing about contract law.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 09:54:25 2015 No.7415611 >>7415460 try black ice mod you will get fucked hard but it has a lot more units, all units for SS and red guard

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 10:00:24 2015 No.7415626 >>7415558 calculus is such bullshit. How does this nonsense even work

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 10:18:53 2015 No.7415657 >>7415626 yes, calc is a sham. you heard it here first guys.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 10:55:49 2015 No.7415720 >>7414714 In any Western nation, a verbal contract is just as binding as a written one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 10:56:08 2015 No.7415722 >>7415611 I don't like black ice, too arcade for my tastes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 10:57:35 2015 No.7415726 >>7415548 Liar

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 10:57:49 2015 No.7415727 >>7415720 Tell that to my latin teacher who said I'd get my latinum if I get a 3 or better on my midterms regardless of my final grade.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 11:15:40 2015 No.7415765 I fucked a dog in the ass yesterday

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 11:20:02 2015 No.7415770 >>7415765 >>>/b/

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:34:30 2015 No.7416274 >>7413279 kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:42:15 2015 No.7416292 File: 209 KB, 600x460, quark_600.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7415727 Did someone say latinum?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 14:44:21 2015 No.7416298 I came from a supernova. Which means I can work well under extreme pressure.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 15:25:40 2015 No.7416393 >>7415727 That's not regulated under contract law you raging imbecile.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 23 16:53:01 2015 No.7416593 >>7416393 >he doesn't get an obvious joke Hallo, Deutschbruder.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 13:28:48 2015 No.7418330 >>7412900 Received triple anal sex

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 13:34:29 2015 No.7418342 >>7412900 Punched a job interviewer in the face.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 13:41:57 2015 No.7418353 >>7412900 I was a wide reciever with the New York Dodgers and scored the game winning goal from half court with a slam dunk after doing a triple backflip.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 15:05:08 2015 No.7418462 I competed against hundreds of millions of sperm and won.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 15:29:18 2015 No.7418507 I flew the Goodyear Blimp once...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:31:33 2015 No.7418748 >>7415720 If you can prove it, which nobody practically can.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 24 18:38:29 2015 No.7418763 >>7412900 Being alive :^)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 02:34:19 2015 No.7419400 >>7415385 No. Integration is a consequence of calculus. Calculus will always be about limits and the behavior of things as they approach infinity.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 04:08:57 2015 No.7419514 >>7412900 Im 10 foot tall and have a solid gold dick, I play a mean six string and I may not have changed the world but Ill fuck your sister.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 05:05:34 2015 No.7419551 >>7419514 is that true?

Anonymous Sat Jul 25 05:14:12 2015 No.7419557

>>7412900
I managed through panic attacks and hallucinations in early childhood, heat intolerance and full body nerve pain in my early teens, type 2 trigeminal neuralgia starting when I was 16, was a drunk from 17-18, did a lot of amphetamine as well. I also had potent food allergies and lived from that point onwards with an extremely limited diet that you likely cannot imagine sticking to.

In my teens I could run twenty miles per hour. I've walked 55 miles without food through subzero temperatures in a single day while carrying 40 lbs. I starved for a year and lost the little body fat I had, atrophied a good deal of muscle, and could still throw around someone a decent degree bigger than me.

I survived things that should have killed me. I lived recklessly, I'm miserable at best, I don't give a damn about this interview, I've starved before and I'll do it again. Don't fuck me around with questions about banal topics you don't really care about.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 05:19:14 2015 No.7419559 Fapped while in the ocean. Seriously, go try it. It's not easy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 05:23:46 2015 No.7419564 File: 121 KB, 599x880, 1436491428576.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7419559 >not having sex in the ocean oh, 4chan

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 05:35:22 2015 No.7419573 Masturbated on the great wall of china on Christmas day. True story, for real.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 05:39:08 2015 No.7419575 >>7419573 No need to get specific, but why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 06:12:38 2015 No.7419600 >>7419557 >"Great, we have a janitor position open for you!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 25 06:15:13 2015 No.7419603 >>7412900 Pulled a Jace the Wallet Sculptor.

Anonymous Sat Jul 25 06:33:07 2015 No.7419616

>>7419575

I was backpacking through china and just happened to be on the great wall on Christmas day. I was walking by myself for a while and there was nobody else around and the idea popped into my head. "Why not?" I thought. It seemed like a funny thing to do.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 11:13:01 2015 No.7421911 Predicting the stockmarket to a degree of more profit than losses. No more wage slave anymore ;^)

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 11:33:09 2015 No.7421945 >>7421911 Details?

Anonymous Sun Jul 26 11:48:27 2015 No.7421980 [DELETED]

>>7421945
He's from /biz/ living in their fantasy about stock investments. You can't get rich from stocks at best (assuming you aren't a retard and invest safe) you can get slightly better growth rates than a bank would give you, which still be about barely your IPV meaning the growth is artificial and you aren't making anything, it's just better than stashing your money under a mattress.

The guy is probably NEET, only NEETs use the term "wage slave" usually claiming to be millionaires without ever posting proof.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 11:55:19 2015 No.7422001 >>7419573 >>7419616 Fucking hired. I'm jelly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 12:08:48 2015 No.7422035 >>7412900 What does this question have to do with the job that I applied for?

Anonymous Sun Jul 26 12:14:06 2015 No.7422054

Became high on many different stimulants at once and proceed to masturbate, edging for a total of 12 straight hours and viewing a sizable spectrum of pornographic genres. My orgasm was explosive, however I immediately began to masturbate again, not even losing my existing semi-erect state. I orgasmed another 3 times within the next 30 minutes. I saw a different world and attained another plane of being. The force of my ejaculation caused lasting pain in my groin region, it would not fully subside for another 18 hours.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 12:42:41 2015 No.7422127 I once got quints on a japanese anime image board

Anonymous Sun Jul 26 13:00:43 2015 No.7422194

>>7412918
>Just lie and say I ran a marathon
>>7413297
>Most of the people who run marathons couldn't do one with a weeks's notice
I'm a generally lazy fuck who doesn't prepare for anything and while I HAVE had whole years to prepare for each of the six marathon's I've done, I've mostly just farted around on 4chan in the interim, so I can honestly say I've done 6 marathons without any notice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 13:03:21 2015 No.7422204 >>7416292 It's just gold. Worthless worthless gold!

Anonymous Sun Jul 26 13:19:09 2015 No.7422241

>>7412900
When I was about 11 and didn't have access to decent books, I figured out trigonometry for myself by playing with a calculator and wrote a 3d graphics program in Applesoft BASIC on an Apple ][e, where you could move around a wireframe cube. I had also taught myself Applesoft BASIC without proper reference material, and still didn't know about things like arrays.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 13:22:00 2015 No.7422250 >>7412900 I'm a Mexican and passed Calculus III.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 13:27:28 2015 No.7422264 I won 6 games of russian roulette while standing on the golden gate bridge.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 13:45:29 2015 No.7422297 I have successfully sucked off a cat before

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 00:58:54 2015 No.7423543 >>7412900 >sorry, but i will not incriminate myself

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 07:36:47 2015 No.7424067 >>7418462 nah that was only half of you. the other half was a lazy ass egg just sitting around doing nothing just waiting to get lucky.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 08:11:42 2015 No.7424100 >>7412918 So is meme now a synonym for phony?

Anonymous Mon Jul 27 21:21:02 2015 No.7425428

>>7412900

Great question.
Woke up this morning thinking "what is there to life?"
got on facebook, checked my likes (still 500 dislikes). Found this guide to become popular and decided to try it out.
I post a pic according to the guidelines - 9000000 likes. Girls passing me on the sidewalk can't pronounce "hello" correctly with the cock in her mouth from the desolation I just commited on the server of facebook. Blink of an eye - 9 trillion on the bank from groupies donations. I'm not done yet, walk into bar - manlets suicided, I'm to cool.
At this point my cock grew enough to go over the street and straight into the neighbours kitchen. I decide - alright, time to end this shit, I toss an molotov into the crowd of groupies , -hexakill-, president is saying things in reverse, obama comes over to suck my 50 foot cock, north korea takes suicide by detonation of nuclear weapons, my criminal record gets deleted, god saying: you just life.
I walk over to my living room, turn the TV on, new president of america - it's me.

Anonymous Mon Jul 27 22:21:59 2015 No.7425602

>>7421980
Funny thing is any monkey with an eTrade account could have made money in the past few years. all these new stock bois are going to get hit real hard if the economy suffers. What makes a good investor is not his ability to make money but his ability to survive a regression.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 22:25:49 2015 No.7425610 File: 90 KB, 442x481, americlap.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7412900 ran experiments and fucked around in microgravity courtesy of NASA's parabolic 'vomit comet' flight program for undergraduates tbh

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 22:46:19 2015 No.7425646 >>7415626 Who is this Newton anyways?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 22:56:49 2015 No.7425670 >>7412900 Not kill myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 23:47:04 2015 No.7425734 >>7412900 I overcame general anxiety disorder and panic attacks. No drugs - took about 2 years of exposure therapy. Also work and studying helps keep my mind off of itself

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 28 00:19:15 2015 No.7425768 >>7415198 I was asked to describe myself with four adjectives once.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 28 00:20:24 2015 No.7425769 >>7412900 Nothing, that's why I'm here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 28 02:19:58 2015 No.7425971 Played in an amateur drumline for 5 years, we managed to win the national championship for drumlines and marching bands twice in a row. >Implying HR cares about the answer, and just that you have something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 28 02:23:34 2015 No.7425976 I systematically eliminated all the human compassion that I developed during childhood.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 28 02:39:16 2015 No.7425999 >>7419557 boss

Anonymous Tue Jul 28 03:01:30 2015 No.7426045

toured europe w my experimental music and visuals and came out in the green. it was pretty much my only life goal tho so now that i did it im all fucked up don't know what to do with myself, that's why im applying for this stupid fucking job.
just give me the fucking job alright? I showed up almost on time and i don't smell like liquor as much as i did last night. my shirt is clean.
you know what? fuck you. i dont want your stupid job. "what have you done that is extraordinary?" what have YOU done fucker? huh? fuck you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 28 17:23:10 2015 No.7427407 >>7412900 I memed with the very best of 'em.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 28 17:31:11 2015 No.7427441 >>7425976 It is just like you chopped your dick off, because human compassion is a useful and pleasurable response and you don't live in jail or a warzone, where antisocial behavior has any value. Go be a nigger somewhere else, faggot.

Anonymous Tue Jul 28 20:35:14 2015 No.7427983

Well fictional interviewer, do you have time?

Saved a mans life when 14, in country where 350€ is good payed job earned by myself 1500 € for charity when 16, bought myself a motorcycle when 18.
Finished colledge while nursing grandad and mother with cancer.

But, i do still have problem with grammar.

I see you have other applicants so i will stop here. Also you can ask me anything in my field and i will know the answear.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 28 20:45:40 2015 No.7428009 >>7412900 I ended the universe on acid one time Really you people should be paying me a life salary for that but if I've gotta show up to your stupid job to collect it I guess I'll try

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 28 20:49:47 2015 No.7428019 I went from crippled drug addict to in shape published researcher.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 03:16:54 2015 No.7428790 >>7415558 >not uing midpoint or tangents fuck off

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 07:29:04 2015 No.7429099 >>7425768 My answer >What is an adjective? I mean I did just google it but still.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 07:30:18 2015 No.7429101 >>7415197 +1 Never missed a day of work, never missed a day of Uni. I did miss a shitload of primary/high school but nobody needs to know about that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 07:50:23 2015 No.7429123 File: 41 KB, 640x428, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7412922 NIGAAAAA SHIIEEEEETTTT

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 07:52:38 2015 No.7429128 File: 21 KB, 500x500, 1438083733234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7412900

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 17:20:33 2015 No.7430215 >>7412900 In the last 5 years I've successfully gotten away with 12 murders in the tri-state area.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 17:23:06 2015 No.7430222 >>7412922 best post

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 17:35:03 2015 No.7430251 >>7412900 My 6 year old grandfather was fed to bear while being gassed in the holocaust. I've had to live with that memory ever since

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