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What would /sci/ tell to their 15-year-old selves?

>> No.7347635

I'd tell him to do more competition math like AMC and AIME so he's not such trash at it later

>> No.7347639

>>7347630
"Kill yourself now while you still have courage."

>> No.7347640

anime is shit

>> No.7347665

>>7347630
break up with her

>> No.7347666

Read more.

>> No.7347677

For the love of god start lifting weights and play soccer

>> No.7347697

"Study for the fucking ACT. You're first gen hispanic, a 36 will get you into Harvard you dipshit."

32 life, only top 25 skool :(

>> No.7347703

START LIFTING

It's so easy to get jacked when your body is growing

>> No.7347704

>>7347630
don't be a faggot

>> No.7347723

>>7347630
stop playing MMOs and get into poker right away

also
1. stop wasting any time with any vain shit like TV
2. dont get addicted to porn. talk to women asap
3. theres people that are plainly a drain on others, because their inability to sort their lives is so large it affects others. and have no hope of bettering.
your best friend and mother are among them. ditch asap.
4. your IQ is 130+. go to a better school now.
5. people are in fact useful, read this book. also check out some material on social ineraction. a lot of what your facing is a direct result of your inadequate handling.
6. start thinking analytically and reflecting, wonders will happen

>> No.7347739

I wouldn't say anything because everything turned out fine. Feels good to not regret my life.

>> No.7347807

> a lot of what your facing is a direct result of your inadequate handling

I remind myself of this fact continually.

>> No.7347855

He wouldn't listen anyway. Little cunt.

>> No.7347870

>>7347630
god isnt real

start transitioning now

take calc in HS, and get better grades so you can avoid community college. It's not worth the savings

dont play football, you'll have a limp the rest of your life and you'll get even fatter

dont drink soda pop, it made you fat

drink coffee and study.

If a friend gives you a cry for help, listen.

if only i could go back sooner...

>> No.7347888

>>7347630

>Here are the winning lotto numbers for the next Powerball.

>> No.7347900

>>7347630
Take some serious time to think very carefully about what you want to do with your life.

You may be able to do anything but you can't do everything so just turn off the stereo , the tv .. say so long for a while to your friends and go someplace quiet, without distractions and see if you can connect with something for which you really find a real interest ..


I think if I'd done that I'd be in bio-research today trying to figure out why brains get neuro-degenerative diseases ...

>> No.7347906

don't study pure math.

>> No.7348065

>>7347630
study accounting, get a CPA, learn a trade
make money, fuck bitches

don't stop running, your poor posture will result in a herniated disc and laying on the floor for 4 months
you are not a male feminist, cut that shit out

you cannot change who you are, but only how you make your decisions

>> No.7348196

Thanks guys. This post actually really helped. Time to get up and quit being such a fucktard. There's still time.

>> No.7348199

>>7347888
>he's 15 so he can't buy or cash one in
>parents won't believe him
>you didn't give him one for 3 years later

Hahahaha

>> No.7348202

>>7347630

git gud.

>> No.7348208

There is nothing I could say. I have to learn and it takes time.

>> No.7348220

>>7347639
:(

>> No.7348224

>>7347630
From the top of my mind I'd tell him that When he climbs that roof above that fast food resturant on the corner about a year from now,
make sure to tell your retarded friend that the ladder ends ~1.5 meters above the ground so he don't accidentaly scissor dives, impaling his scrotum on that fucking fence bellow.

>> No.7348226

"get a job"
"keep a job"
"you can put your dick in between tits"
"save up that money"
"learn about investing"

>> No.7348242

>>7347630
Your life turns out great and you're doing everything right...too right, make more mistakes and take more uncalculated risks.

>> No.7348257

>>7347630

You are not teh smartest person you will ever meet. Apply yourself.

Also, invest in Google as soon as you hear about it existing.

>> No.7348261

"Go to a fucking psychotherapist now, before you've ruined your academic career"

>> No.7348266

>>7348224
WTFOUCH
This hurts just to read.........

>> No.7348270

>>7347870
You actually believed in god when you were still 15? Lol, did you also believe in Santa as a teen?

>> No.7348273

>>7347870
Can't you just drink sugar free soda?

>> No.7348276

>>7347630
"If you get the opportunity, you should kill yourself"

>> No.7348284

>>7347855
This is really the only valid answer

>> No.7348290

>>7348276
everyone in the world isn't actually fake. You're just autistic and don't comprehend them.

>> No.7348294
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7348294

>it only gets worse

>> No.7348295

>>7348290
whoops, didn't mean to quote anyone

>> No.7348311
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7348311

>>7348224

>> No.7348323

1) Fuck a lot of girls. In fact, fuck all of the girls. She's not a 10/10? Perfect, that'll make it easier.

2) Take care of your teeth.

I was going to put something about not going to university, but my 15 year old self was pretty brainwashed in that regard.

>> No.7348369

>>7347630

Exercise, keep on not watching anime as it shit and never get into Veterinary, it will kill your soul. Try to get your driving license as soon as can because the law will change and you will be able to ride a 125cm3 without having to get the A license. Also, stay away from alcohol, sure it's a lot of fun and I suspect we have a taste for bourbon, but., in the long run, it isn't worth it. Finally, be kinder to your parents, you stupid prick. Family is the only thing that really matters and I wish it didn't take you getting a polish gf to realize that.

>> No.7348499

• don't study just what you like, study everything
• forget about basketball, you'll never be good at it
• learn to drink like a gentleman

>> No.7348505

Study harder and don't go into shitty applied sciences and go straight to uni asap, you'll ace it

>> No.7348509

>>7348065
>male feminist
oh wow, what the fuck. How hard were you cucked as a 15 y/o?

>> No.7348520

>>7347630
Lose weight and study electronics. Your life after high school is going to get worse otherwise.

>> No.7348522

>>7347630
Dont start smoking regulary

>> No.7348524

Mathematics is better than physics.

Stop playing cricket, your only slighty above average.

Learn java instead of delphi.

>> No.7348534

>>7348266
>>7348311
Yeah, guy was a bit afraid of heights so he subscribed to this "don't look down" strategy, as it turns out you really oughta look down a bit to see where you're going.
Afterwards he explained that when he felt the last pin on the ladder he just popped off since surley the ground was near, he lived to regret having done so.

Of course at the time parents were all over my shit like it was my fault for putting him up to it, like I'm some kind of insane gore-troll or something.

>> No.7348539

do enough drugs to kill yourself

>> No.7348543

>implying i would listen
people told me much of what i would say back then and i didn't listen to them

>> No.7348546

>>7347630
start building a female robot.

>> No.7348587

Try harder in 6th form so you don't have to resit a year. At least it gave me a good work ethic I guess

>> No.7348597

>>7347630
Never stop reading
Cut your hair
Eat healthy and work out, it's not that fucking difficult.

>> No.7348619

read psychoanalysis
read Gurdjieff, Ouspensky and Corpus Hermeticum
learn math, chemistry, physics and history
stop fapping that much
absolutely stop fapping to drawn girls
anime really isn't that good
get yourself involved in sports again
star playing guitar again
meditate
stop giving a fuck what anybody thinks; especially your mother
stop trying to be romantic because girls don't care about that shit
don't try to solve everything with logic and stop being so pragmatic, some things must be felt
get yourself in a fight
start skating again, it's the fastest way to grow balls for life

>> No.7348626

>>7347630
It's all pointless and a waste of time, do it now.

>> No.7348654

I cannot help you, I'm sorry you turned out to be me. Maybe you deserve it you porn and internet addicted cock ass

>> No.7348661

>>7347630
Stop being "smart and lazy," stop worrying about chicks so much, and learn math & programming on your own it can be pretty nice when you know what's going on.

>> No.7348667

>>7347630
If she they have to drink alcohol, they're not as interesting as you think.

>> No.7348668

>>7348257
>Google
>Not Apple or Microsoft

Enjoy only being moderately rich

>> No.7348672

>>7348524
>Delphi
Holy shit you were a dumb kid

>> No.7348673

Study slightly harder
Be an engineer
Don't be so nervous all the time

>> No.7348724

>>7348619
>read psychoanalysis
I knew you were an anime watching shitstain after this line alone.

>> No.7349152

>>7347666
>checked
also, definitely this

>> No.7349173

Be a doctor.

>> No.7349178

>>7347630
Don't pursue your PhD, stop after earning your master's.

>> No.7349182

>>7347630
You should fuck some girls because your body turns against you.

>> No.7349185

>>7349178
>>7349182

why

>> No.7349206

>>7349185
1) A MS degree is perfectly sufficient for the work you would like to do.
2) A PhD pigeonholes you into academia or government work.
3) A MS degree is a labor of love. A PhD is for masochists. There are so many things that can, and will, go wrong.
4) The debt. I am 130K+ in debt from my years of schooling. No parental help at any time, just more and more student loans.

>> No.7349210

>DON'T LET YOUR BROTHER BECOME A FUCK BOY.
>Join track and XC
>you already wanna lift. just find an actual routine
>get a cheap job so you can buy the clothes you want
>do some research and eat healthier
>work harder in school, I guess (although Im happy that Ive met certain people at my current uni) but go to (certain uni i wont name here)
>don't go "omg i love weed mode" because you get over it pretty fast in moderation
>drink in moderation when you get to college
>try to fuck some girls senior year merely for practice

>> No.7349215

>>7347870
>god isnt real
But that's wrong you shit.

>> No.7349220

>>7349215
Prove it's wrong

>> No.7349223

>>7349220
>proof
>things can be proven
>children actually believe this
Your 15-year-old self is two years in the future, why are you in this thread?

>> No.7349224

>>7347630
Buttcoin.
Just Buttcoin.

>> No.7349229

>>7349223
So, you're saying you can't prove something? OK, you're intelligent enough to continue this conversation. How about you provide some evidence that can be supported with statistical significance?

>> No.7349231

The growth hormone deficiency wasn't a standalone thing. Get them to MRI your pituitary again, and cut out the tumor before it wrecks your shit.

>> No.7349232

>>7349229
Evidence also doesn't exist, it's arbitrary and is influenced by personal biases.

>> No.7349237

>>7349232
So, all evidence doesn't exist? Do you think you exist? Do you think anything exists?

>> No.7349239

>>7349210
>DON'T LET YOUR BROTHER BECOME A FUCK BOY.

How is your bro a fuck boy?

>> No.7349247

>>7349237
Only absolutes can be known indefinitely to exist, everything else is based upon assumptions that may or may not be correct.

Axioms aren't absolutes, by the way, they're the simplest of assumptions that are deemed true so that other, more complex perceived truths may be developed.

>> No.7349251

>>7349247
So, by that logic, God (which isn't an absolute) doesn't exist?

>> No.7349256

>>7349251
Or rather, God can't be known indefinitely to exist

>> No.7349261

>>7349239
He was a solid student up to 8th grade. Prior to 8th grade, his school wanted to put him in the "advanced" class. He didn't want to but parents forced him to. First half of that year was difficult for him (partially because it was harder and he didn't work as hard as well) He became discouraged and has put in minimal effort into school since then. Barely graduating and going to a mediocre high school instead of the highly selective one that I got into with ease. In high school, the trend continued. Now he's gonna graduate from high school at least a year late. He's pretty much lost interest in school.

I wish I could go back and do one of 3 things.
>Make him stay in the regular class.
>Encourage him more to work harder.

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>>7349261
>not helping your bro

>> No.7349264

>stop being so retarded

just in general

>> No.7349267

>>7349251
God is absolute, though

>> No.7349270

>>7349267
How so? How is God known to be absolute?

>> No.7349271

>>7349261
meant to change it back to 2 things

>>7349263
I wasnt as mentally equipped to do it then as much as I am to do it now

If i could time travel, I'd help my brother more than I would help myself. I could write a quick list of shit for my younger self but I'd need to really sit down and talk to my younger brother and give him life-changing advice.

>> No.7349272

>>7347697
Are you legit me?

>> No.7349273

>>7349270
He stated so

>> No.7349277

>>7349273
So, you hinge your argument on the point that God stated that he existed, so he is absolute? Do you see the contradiction in your line of answers here?

>> No.7349310

>>7347630
Apply yourself asshat, school is easy as fuck.
Also, advanced classes exist, take them asap, the stupid dickweeds won't be there
You're going to break yourself in the military, you should still join but keep that in mind. Accept no less than 30% disability, if you keep complaining they'll cave just to get you to go away.
Start programming on your own time

>> No.7349315

>>7349277
>an absolute claims he is absolute
>a contradiction

>> No.7349317

>>7349315
>Or, taking God's claims as evidence of his existence, which is arbitrary and influenced by personal biases
P.S. You can't demonstrate God is an absolute

>> No.7349320

>>7349315
Also, who happened to record God's statement? Was it God? Or was it man?

>> No.7349362

>>7349206
PhD programs dont cost money if you know hwat youre doing
living expenses can be low as fuck you try ahrd enough

>> No.7349400

>>7349362
Even on 17K a year, distributed over 9 months? I'd love to glean your wisdom on how to support my family without incurring debt.

>> No.7349456

It's ok to hurt over her; what's not ok is you deliberately trying to not get over her

Start lifting an generally improving yourself and trying to become a better you instead of just fantasizing about could have beens

I know you thing you're a failure and will fail at anything you try, but try anyway. If you end up depressed and alone, no one will be proven wrong, no one will feel guilty for how they treated you. It will be meaningless, so just fight on

>> No.7349662

>>7349272
Probably

>> No.7349712

>>7349400
> getting a family before beeing fanincially stable

>> No.7349721

>>7349662
explain me that harvard shit.

>> No.7349724

Take school seriously.

>> No.7349744

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

>> No.7349757

Jiminy Christmas, Shawn.

Please. Just talk to somebody. You can fix it. You can fix everything. Even the stuff that's not your fault. Just don't keep it inside. Don't let it keep hurting the ones you care about.

I'm so sorry, Emily. I'm so sorry.

>> No.7349766

>>7347630
Warn the world of Katrina

>> No.7349801

>>7347723
Can I ask what the book is?

>> No.7349839

>>7347723
What's the book?

>> No.7349843

>>7349721
I'm first generation Hispanic. A double whammy for college admissions since admissions favor first gen and minorities, except Caltech. That's literally like the only college that doesn't that I know of. Since I got into a very good school, I'm fairly certain a perfect ACT or SAT would have put me over the edge for schools like Harvard or Stanford.

>> No.7349844

Quit playing DotA now or you'll waste 5000 more hours of your time
Take better care of your skin
Don't spend your days on 4chan it is filled with newfags

>> No.7349922

>>7349801
>>7349839
never eat alone

also very useful
How To Win Friends And Influence People by Dale Carnegie


-- on a related note
my problem was that everyone around me was lower class and unable to escape their narrow perceptions
thing looked way better when I realized theres people out there, although in small frequency, and that there are places of concentration.

>> No.7349926

I would go back in time and tell myself not to go to that grassy knoll in Dallas with my rifle.

>> No.7350125
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Stop being a stupid dumbass kid, whose main purpose in life is to smoke or get high/drunk. I know it may be hard but gradually let your retarded friends to fuck off, maybe give up entirely on your social life - the people you're surrounded with are not worth your time.

Don't stop lifting and playing sports, still making sure that the training sessions are intense enough so as not to waste too much time on that.

Get out of your brain the "I don't care" mindset and learn as much as you can before the high school entry exams (or whatever you want to call it).

>> No.7350133

>>7349922
>everyone around me was lower class
oh how terrible for you

>> No.7350136

Pick natural science instead of technology for gymnasium.

>> No.7350141

>>7347630
Do your homework. Start running. Keep lifting. Simple stuff.

>> No.7350154

Your dads dead, that's something to cry about. He was an amazing person and the sooner you realize that the sooner you'll realize hes the perfect person to emulate and strive to be.

She didnt love you, you dont love her, you have a fear of abandonment. You did everything you could to help and you didnt do anything wrong. Dont cut it off and let it ride out until the end, you'll appreciate the memories more.

KISS, if you didn't have haters you wouldn't be doing something right. You're too worried about stepping on peoples toes but they'll throw you under the bus the minute they get the opportunity.

Get the hell away from all of your highschool friends, they're not good people and are secretly jealous of your success.

Your older brother isnt more charismatic than you, you'll soon realize how well you can hold a conversation before resorting to women and sex. Hes trying to keep you down. However, there's no bad blood between brothers and hes the only one you've got so keep in contact with him. Also teach everything you know to your little brother while you're still home, he secretly looks up to you and thats why hes so distracted with videogames and reading, hes a smart kid.

Dont worry about the grades too much, do your thing, you'll grow up to be a leader regardless.

DONT SELL THE BIKE YOU IDIOT.

>> No.7350156

Say 'no' to the gov guise knocking on your door and asking you to work for them.

>XD

>> No.7350160

>Don't tell Ryan Poole about Rhodesia

>> No.7350171

>>7350133
its super bad.
they create a swamp of ignorance, delusions, lies.
you will watch TV. learn to procrastinate. they say things like 'life sucks lel'. consume alcohol, sweets.
they will blame things on others. 'its always the small guys that get fucked'.
their horizons are super narrow. they think working for 12€/h is the best way of making. they think the purpose of life is in partying on the weekends.
they will look at you weird and, if you let them, actively ostracize you if you dont think so.
they will pass on their bad social habits.

its a stinking swamp and really hard to get out of there. you have to realize all those things, ditch your friends and family, fix yourself up before you can do what you want to.

bluecollar/office pleb level class in germany for reference.
its might seem like the exaggeration of a buttblasted angry autistic virgin. It actually is that bad.

>> No.7350172

your life doesn't end at college

college isn't everything

make some friends ;-;

>> No.7350174

>>7350172
in college with 15years? nice

>> No.7350181

>>7350174

No, but the whole "college prep" thing heats up in highschool. Myself and my parents really bought into it, and I ended up dropping out and going to a CC in less than a year because I hated the college I was at even though I was going on a grant and it was one of the best schools in the state I'm in.

My problem was that I never actually stopped and asked myself why I wanted to go to college, or the particular college I was going to, so I spent 2-3 years being a loser until I got my shit together.

Looking back, I spent most of my HS years being a busybody that didn't have any friends and didn't bother building character or getting a real life or hobbies.

>> No.7350188

>>7350171
Oh mein Gott, genau das!
"Immer die kleinen Leute..." und die Schuld beim Staat oder anderen Leuten wie ihren Misserfolg suchen. Statt sich mal Abends ein Buch zu schnappen statt den Fernseher anzuwerfen.

Just educate yourself as much as possible.

>> No.7350199

In actuality, nothing. I can't imagine a me I would kill the present me for.

In my fantasy however, "That full body burning pain you experienced as a child will grow, but you'll eventually fix it. What will remain is something resembling type 2 trigeminal neuralgia. Your spine is bent. You have severe allergies to most food, you just don't know it yet, this is the cause of your hallucinations. Don't bother drinking so much, alcohol is a pitiful pain killer. You pushed suicide to the back of your mind, I suggest re-evaluating. You will end up irreconcilably half dead inside either way."

>> No.7350239

>>7347630
I didn't ask for these feels sci..

>> No.7350259

>>7347630
The real world is a lie
and human nightmares are real

>> No.7350276

You won't die at the graduation as you always believed, so you better study what you want, not some fucking IT.

>> No.7350295

Don't worry about women, they bring nothing but trouble to teenagers. Just study hard, read lots and pace yourself when drinking with friends.

>> No.7350366

>>7347630
your are the most important person in your life. dont be a dick but Keep this in your head when making srs decisions.

dont interact with women until you are 18+.
before that Age its all just boring stressful nonsense. better hang with friends or enjoy some Hobbies

go to the gym 3 hours / week

read. no matter what. just read books. if you are able to try different languages.

always consider that anybody could be wrong even you yourself

go outside alot

>> No.7350372

>>7349744
underrated post

also i liek the saying
"be better than your dad"

>> No.7350414

>>7349712
Or, my wife, who contributed to our financial stability while I attended graduate school, passed during the birth of our second child.

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Dont listen to your friends when they say AP classes are a waste of time

Dont be content with B's during your freshman year of undergrad or salvaging your GPA will be grueling

Distance yourself from your current circle of friends, all of them will drop out after 1 or 2 semesters and living with them will only drag you down

Take the fucking RA position offered to you by your Ochem 1 professor because it will lead to a fantastic opportunity

>> No.7350452

You're a cool kid.

Keep on rolling the way you do and good things will come by.

>> No.7350463

Don't give up on learning German so you can study maths at a German uni.

>> No.7350465

>>7350463
P.S.: try to quit your prepubescent binge drinking habit, it won't end well for you

>> No.7350467

>>7347630
Get outside you little coward and stop being so edgy

>> No.7350488

>>7349922
>my problem was that everyone around me was lower class and unable to escape their narrow perceptions

I was bought up in a smack house until I entered care, people constantly told me not to make the same mistakes they did, and were very emotional went talking about how much of a waste their life has been, e.g study in school, their advice is largely what has driving me to be successful

It's very likely this is a made up story from someone with a right-wing bias, (not supporting a left wing bias either) I have seen allot of poverty and allot of my friends are now middle class and they have almost identical misconceptions as this anon is claiming is true

>> No.7350529

>>7347630
STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM /sci/, I MEAN IT YOU FUCKING LITTLE SHIT STAY AWAY FROM THAT PLACE.
P.S. I FOUND GOD, SUCK IT YOU FEDORA TIPPING SHIT.

>> No.7350534

>>7350529
>AKA lead a faith-based, fable-deluded life

>> No.7350539

>>7347630
Please stop fucking your sister.

>> No.7350545

Get over thst fuckinh girl

Spend your time acing your fucking grades you stupid fuck.

Go to a real uni and not applied sciences you worthless fucking faggot. Go studu math and/or compsci instead of that fucking law cancerous shit. Youre never gonna become a fuckinh lawyer.

Im glad om on the right path now, but i wish i could go back in time and start math/conpsci at 18.

Argghhh

>> No.7350557

This is one of those threads that makes you realize the complexity of everyone's lives around you

>> No.7350563

Talk to people while you still have people to talk to.

>> No.7350567

>>7349231
Fuuuck anon, sucks ;_;

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>>7347630
Beat John and Gorge within an inch of death (make sure to break at least two bones on each of then) and then use the prison time to study thermodynamic properties of nano-crystals without distractions from the world. Also cover dietary theories and buff up at the free gym. You then will have the same eduction you got at your national ranked college, but without the debt and won't be denied as "over qualified" as you have a tragic back-story you can leverage to get your dream job and Federal assistance. Then sell the records off in an auto-biography as you documented it all.
Remember Access code : 86ex93oj you will need it!

>> No.7350600

I wish I could tell you what it is like. To feel like you're truly working towards something good. To think that you will make a difference, not only in your eyes but in the eyes of the world.

But the world isn't watching. It never is. Instead we're locked in damp basements working grueling hours on something which in all likelihood will be insignificant and ignored by our peers. Because that is the harsh reality that comes with doing science. For years you will feel like what you do makes no difference. The stress and the pressure slowly building up to a point where you feel like you just can't take it anymore, only to be taken away temporarily by some minor achievement like getting another degree, or a publication in that slightly higher up journal you've been hoping for.

But it always returns. That lingering sense of insignificance. The realization that everything you do, however brilliant it may seem to your close or even distant colleagues, is incomparable to things which have been done before you. Even if you make it you will feel like it was all just luck. That you happened to be in the right place at the right time. That that tenured position wasn't really right for you, but you got it anyway, for no apparent reason.

Years beyond, when you are widely regarded as an expert in your respective field you will still have that feeling. That you do not really know what you are doing. That it was all luck which brought you there. That you are an impostor, living the life of someone else.

But this isn't true. You will not be an impostor. What you have been working on, however minor the problem may seem, has relevance. Everyone before you likely felt the same way. You cannot become great by trying to be great, but by wanting to do something with such a conviction that you become great in the process. Remember this in your years to come. It will comfort you

>> No.7350606

>>7350154
>DONT SELL THE BIKE YOU IDIOT.
Story time. Expand on this anon.

>> No.7350610

Keep doing what you're doing, life ends up pretty well just like you think it will.

>> No.7350620

>>7350414
Yeah, you probably should've gotten a job at that point.

Also not to pile on your misery, but this should be a lesson to anyone reading to delay having kids as long as possible, they take up way more time and money than you can afford until your mid 30s unless you've been earning 70k+ since you were 22.

>> No.7350624

>>7350444
>Take the fucking RA position offered to you by your Ochem 1 professor because it will lead to a fantastic opportunity
How the fuck is anyone stupid enough to skimp out on a RA offered to you first year? God you were retarded.

>> No.7350625

>>7350620

>Gives life advice
>Spends his time on 4chan
Yep, everyone should take your advice, anon.

>> No.7350628

>>7350465
>it won't end well for you
More story time. Spill nigger.

>> No.7350635

>>7350529
You were never an atheist to begin with, you were a rebelling christian like most of the kids on reddit.

Also finding /sci/ was great for me, I learned so many things I wouldn't have otherwise which lead to me really impressing my professors and got me my first research job.

>>7350539
wat.

>> No.7350643

>>7350579
You will never find employment in STEM if you have a record.

>> No.7350647

>>7350625
Eclectic 4chan advice tends to be more valuable than some naive housewife's blog/self help book (the usual source), but considering it is in fact eclectic, feel free to ignore.

>> No.7350701

>>7350643
Yes, well if the last 3 years have been any indication having a 4.0 with a dual in Mechanical and Chemical engineering is worthless as well. People keep saying I am over qualified for entry level jobs, but say I have no real world experience for mid level jobs. It is like some twisted catch 22. But I have seen with far more tragic backgrounds get positions I was more qualified for as my records shows a strong statistical bias to minorities.

Given that most of what I leaned I taught myself, it is not worth it to get those degrees as they ran me into terrible debt. The idea is to distance myself from my rich white family as people just assume my dad hands me everything, which couldn't be further from the truth. Study things I like then get a job work on those things. Prison seems like a simple and cheap way to get away from my family and give me time and space to study what I love, plus hurting those two bullies wouldn't make me sad. Granted I did just generate this plan in under 5 seconds without proper research, but I met a number of ex-cons who are better off then me currently so even if I end up like them things would still be better.

>> No.7351070

>>7350414
sorry to hear that. I mean beyond social convention. if true, that is seriously unfortunate.

that said
>not geting live insurance
>giving natural birth

risks are there. you go with them you get the full spectrum of outcomes.

>> No.7351091

>>7347630
"I hate you too"

>> No.7351126

>Don't dump her; she's a 9, and she loves you.
>Why did you stop lifting? You were beginning to look shredded for once in your life, you fat cunt.
>Football is a terrible sport.
>Study everything.
>Stop programming in Java, you'll seek greater relevance to your interests in C.
>Build more cool shit. Don't settle for mediocre projects.

I'm currently 18, and I feel as if my life is in shambles. I've effectively leveraged laziness as an excuse for (nearly) everything the past year. Graduated from a moderately-ranked Canadian high school a year ago (4.0), and haven't accomplished shit since then -- I'm employed as a line cook.

>> No.7351158

>>7347630
learn programming

>> No.7351172

>>7347630
Try to solve physics and maths problems. It's actually pretty cool. Now start studying your ass off. Learn the piano, C++ and how to draw. Start using ThePirateBay and try some games.

>> No.7351177

>>7347855
/thread

>> No.7351188

I still don't know what to do with my life.

>> No.7351207

Stop popping your zits, that shit leaves scars. And for that matter, stop buying junk food in the school.

Don't smoke weed in your bathroom.

In the physics Olympiad, picture the planets as two points on a plane and then remember the fucking formula for distance between two points. Also, that skinny girl likes you, man up and do something about it. And don't lose touch with the people you meet there.

Remember when I said to man up? That also applies for both science camps you're going to attend. In the first one, when she says that she wants to know how it feels to do it with such a tall guy, take the fucking hint, will ya? In the second, HIT ON THE FUCKING SKINNY GIRL, SHE LIKES YOU. AND DON'T LOSE TOUCH.

>> No.7351231

stop smoking weed; drink more coffee.

sex does not equal love.

a lot of times people will treat you badly because they are jealous.

don't miss out on opportunities to fuck perfectly attractive girls.

>> No.7351245

>>7350701
just lie in your application.. what the fuck it's not that hard. Nobody's going to pay you for being honest.

>> No.7351283
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7351283

For fuck's sake, do NOT touch that fire alarm. You goddamned moron.

>> No.7351285

>>7347630
Mine bitcoins and hold them until they will be 1000$/BTC.

Also don't be sad over not having gf. Someday you will find waifu and she will make you more happy than you have ever been before.

>> No.7351288

That kid actually just likes you, you oblivious retard. You could've avoided hurting someone who meant well. Also, try not to disappoint your maths teacher. And attend prom.

>> No.7351301

>>7351070
>Natural birth
Is there some form of unnatural birth I'm not aware of?

>> No.7351310

>>7351301

I assume he means a caesarean

>> No.7351312

goldeneye any character power weapons facility no radar no auto aim first to 100

>> No.7351331

>>7348273
It's been shown to cause cravings for sugar

>> No.7351340

>>7349843
Except Stanford has a big enphesis on Graduate students so....

>> No.7351351

>>7347630

Dad's going to die in a year, and mom will lose her mind, and you won't get to go to college because you'll be at home trying to take care of your siblings

You do a good job raising them, but after his death you will never be the same. You will stop seeing your mother as a human being in a few years. You will hold a part of yourself in reserve, waiting for love; she will destroy you. After that you smoke a lot of weed and try not to kill yourself for a few years.

Don't go off your medication.

You have the strength to weather these things with ease as long as you work hard and stay in touch with your best friend. Try not to resent him for getting to go to an Ivy, and for calling you a coward for not going with him. He'll understand later.

You're almost always right. Other people really are that stupid and cruel. Stop forgiving everything. The sooner you lose your idealism the easier you'll have it.

>> No.7351362

>>7351231
>>7347870
why drink more coffee?
>31
just better than smoking weed?
>70
just helps study?

>> No.7351366

>>7351301
>>7351310
yes I mean Caesarean aka c-section


further out, surrogacy. no health risks for the mother. additionally, no opportunity cost. as far as Im aware, pregnancies are quite stressful on women.

>> No.7351381

for the sake of everything dear to you, stop eating sugar and so much carbs.

And next time you travel, dont take antibiotics

>> No.7351383

don't play video games
don't start experimenting with drugs
don't smoke cigarettes
don't drink alcohol
don't watch anime
stay in school
get a spotter instead of solo lifting and hurting yourself because you can't do the last rep
spend less time on the computer
make more friends
don't use social media

>> No.7351384

>>7351383
>make more friends
>don't use social media

>> No.7351386

>>7351351
That's heavy, bro.

>> No.7351392

>>7347630
No, you're NOT that fucking smart. Get over yourself and start thinking about what to do with your life. The world owes you nothing. Take risks, make mistakes and learn from them and others. Stop being afraid, and stop accommodating everyone. Find what you want to do for the rest of your life and be realistic in your search. Relentlessly pursue it. Sharpen your skills and be confident in them and yourself.

The divorce will not hurt you like this forever. Forgive mom and visit her when she's in the mental institute. Go see your dad more often, he's given up on himself and is investing everything he has in you.

Read more. Stop being afraid. Be humble. Be aware of who, what, and where you are. Don't stop playing guitar. Be kind to your little brother, he idolizes you although you don't see it. Stop turning him away when he wants to hang out with you.

Stop listening to everyone and find a good mentor. Don't let your imagination die. Read more. You don't actually need those meds, you just need to get everything together. You can do it, I know you can. I just hope you do it sooner than I did.

>> No.7351394

I know school sucks. I know it doesn't seem more important than playing football and having a girlfriend. I know you have been getting B's your entire academic career while not studying or turning in homework.

But start working on it. Because when you get into college and decide to try and do something meaningful, something hard, you will be behind. You're a smart kid and you will make it, but your work ethic in academics fucking sucks.

Also, stop playing football and start lifting weights exclusively. You have hemophilia and a bad concussion could kill you.

>> No.7351395

>>7351384
social media is toxic
you don't need to use shitty websites in order to make friends

>> No.7351398

>>7350624
it was actually right before the start of my 2nd year and I turned it down because it would have caused me to entirely rearrange my schedule which would have caused me to take 2 of the classes I was signed up for another semester which I didnt want to do at the time

Had I known the job it would lead to I would have taken it instantly but thats all in hindsight which is kind of the point of this thread

>> No.7351403

>>7351362
>31 here
in high school i often did this thing where i would get home, do like 1 hour worth of homework, then get really high for 2-3 hours then pass the fuck out. it's easy to get used to napping a lot in high school because it's such a fucked schedule. however, i wish that when i got home i just drank coffee and kept doing stuff until later in the day instead of being such a sucker for weed.

nowadays i don't smoke weed anymore (too much anxiety and better uses for my time and money) and drink a lot more coffee. i find that coffee is a cheap and tasty drug that puts me in my zone to do things, whether it's work or entertainment or creative pursuits, whereas weed zones me out and makes me feel uncomfortable. that's just my personal experience though.

>> No.7351408

>>7351386

Well, so is life.

There are some things that happen to everyone; parents and loved ones dying, disasters, illnesses, et cetera.

I just got mine out of the way early. Having already lost what I loved, I have less to dread.

>> No.7351450

>>7347630
4chan and video games are both really bad for you and you should quit both of them while you're ahead.
Team sports are bullshit. Track is good for staying in shape though.
Don't trust anyone who identifies as feminist.
Join first robotics it's actually fun
Take AP CS you don't have to be a genius for it
Take the SAT as many times as you can, only the highest score counts and your first few tries won't be your best.
Read more books.
Deflate your ego.
Don't bother with dating until after high school.
Dad still has no idea what he's talking about so try not to care what he thinks about anything.
Don't get angry at dad when he looks through your computer, use truecrypt to hide/password your files before he does it.
Smoking is still bad.
WRITE YOUR FUCKING ESSAY HOLY SHIT
IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE GOOD JUST DO IT

>> No.7351467

>>7347739
I feel you bro

>> No.7351542

You're a very smart kid, you just don't know it yet. Learn to study and realize what hard work is, you can do it.
keep running,
keep reading,
keep playing guitar,
keep reading,
don't just accept people's shit, tell them to fuck off right away.
learn to be alone, it's a tool that will make you stronger everyday.

>> No.7351589

>>7348261
This.
"Your anxiety and depression is not normal and is fixable"
"Don't wait until after Spanish class to ask that girl out"
"Take the AP Calc BC exam. You can handle it"
"When you run into a girl outside of school, and she gives you her number unsolicited, that means she's into you"
"Go to the funeral of that kid that sits in front of you in bio, because you'll feel fuckin weird when you're the only one that doesn't go"

>> No.7351591

BUY NETFLIX STOCK

>> No.7351596

>>7350488
my father meant well for me. he is a cool guy. however he thinks working 14h/day at 8-10€ is the way to make money.
so his advice was to learn a trade.
unfortunately my parents divorced and I spent way too much time with my swamp creating mother. she meant well too, but is borderline (will continue to full im sure) schizophrenic and very weak, lazy etc. so.

I have my own oppinion on things fortunately.
things turned out ok.
decided to finish a decent school (you can be on uni track (12/13 grades) or on trade-track (9/10grades) here), just in case I change my 17year old oppinion and do want to study.
met some good people there, learned some things too (about life, not school, that was 85% useless).
realized I dont need to go for corporate plebdom (my view on corporations is more moderate and also varied these days) when I was 16 -- back then I had srs plans to start a commercial weed growing op.
became online poker pro, had good time, learned what I needed to learn to get things in order.
now learning physics and taking up uni (best (plasma) physics in germany) this fall.

however would have liked those 3 years. plus my social skills still arent as good as they could have been.
but fuck it, things are fine. really cant say I went full NEET-degen or regret my decisions.
what I know is that people in the lower class dont nearly reach their full potential, because they are surrounded by downtrending/stagnating plebs. also parents making bad/subptimal decisions, due to a variety of reasons.
there is a large amount of potential in getting people out of there. and if I have a relevant amount of ressources (time, money) to spare, this will be the #1 thing theyre going to.

>> No.7351603

>>7351596
ALSO

picking the wrong partner to have children is desasterous.

>> No.7351616

>>7347630
Force yourself to study for math olympiads and the putnam even though they aren't fun. Go to a big state school.

>> No.7351621

>>7347630
>>7347630

Bitcoins my friend. You will find yourself in the not to distant future on a manchurian tapestry folding board and your friendly neighbourhood internet friends will say "hey, whats the deal with this bitcoin stuff, is it a load of bull". BUY A LOT OF THESE, TRUST ME DUDE, I KNOW YOU HAVE A FEW HUNDRED DOLLARIOOS IN THE BANK JUST FUCKING BUY A LOT OF THESE YOU WILL BECOME A MILLIONAIRE IN A FEW YEARS BY DOING NOTHING.. TRUST ME MY MAN, UNIVERSITY SUCKED, NO GF, NO MONIES, AND MANLET, AND YOU SPENT ALL YOUR DAYS READING OBSCURE TOMES ON GEOMORPHOLOGY BITCOINS IS YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE OF A CITY AND THE PATH TO YOUR DREAMS,

BIT FUCKING COINS.

>> No.7351629

>>7351616
Oh I forgot, if you don't do the whole college choice thing differently, make sure you ignore that blonde bitch who seems interested in you freshman year. You will know who I'm talking about.

>> No.7351697

Start drinking sooner.

Apparently when you're drunk all you do is sit at home and read high brow shit

>> No.7351704

in 2010

>make 20 cryptocurrencies instead of two
>invest all the $2000 you made from working at the hot dog stand on btc
>use your quantopian algos to trade btc
>don't buy weed with all your bitcoins
>sell at $1200

>> No.7351757

Your father eventually stops beating you up, so get up from that floor right now. Take your hand off your mouth. Unlock the door. Wash your face. Now go outside or read a book or something. Or draw when your arms stop twitching from that tight ball you'd rolled yourself into. Don't touch your father's gun in that bottom drawer (and I'm glad you didn't).

You'll learn to channel your anger into your drawings or the music you listen to.You'll find it's better to destroy your eardrums than someone else's face. Try to control your temper around your brothers or bullies this time. No, you are not exacting justice. Guilt is harder to deal with than rage. You'll also eventually realize that your later attempts to overcompensate do not make anything better. But your brothers will still forgive you.

Don't bother trying to ask for psychiatric help at school. Those are shit. Plus, it's a small school.

Yes, you'll finally make a handful of friends. There is one in particular who you can trust forever. You'll find that your friend's been through much of the same. This is also about the same time that you realize that a lot of people are just as fucked up as you are, but you wonder, if this appears to be the case, how some people still manage to treat others as roughly as they do.

>> No.7351767
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7351767

"Stop fucking around you dipshit. Study."
"Save enough to buy a bitcoin mining rig"

And

"Get the fuck away from her as soon as you meet her, she is evil"

>> No.7351786

Kek and lol

>>7347855
This.

>> No.7351795

>>7347697
Syrian here. I feel like I'm in the same position as you. 3rd in class 2360 SAT score and more, but I decided to never show up to school my Senior Year. Not sure if being Syrian would help me since we aren't considered a minority (we're check off white) but I definitely could have gone to a better school if I wasn't an idiot. Now after a year of CC I have to head off to Brown. Shit.

>> No.7351901

>>7348724
But I clearly stated I am not.

>> No.7353490

>>7351621
It's not too late. Super money is the future.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBbLpxLglz0

>> No.7353495

>>7347630
GPA does matter.
work a little harder to get that 3.0.
don't go to france. trust me.

don't trust women

>> No.7353587

Avoid women. Also you CAN afford your own place.

>> No.7353601

>>7353495
im going to France soon to study, why is this bad?
>not arguing, really want to know

>> No.7353656

Everything you now you must do and aren't doing, do.

>> No.7353739

everyone isn't pretending to be stupid

>> No.7354328

>>7353601
I studied abroad in Lyons for a semester.
It just wasn't for me. I barely left my dorm room and only visited a couple places in Europe.

But the biggest thing is that it hurt my GPA and made it so I didn't hit the cutoff for grad school.
I missed out on some easy A's since all the classes were pass/fail.

Some nice things though:
I found the best bakery in the world. I've been looking everywhere for some decent croissants since coming back.
And there was a cute French girl who took my order and listened to my awful French.
I learned about doner kebabs which are delicious. Cute Iranian there.
Beer at McDonalds.
And I can now say I've played in magic the gathering tournaments in 3 countries.

Where are you studying?

>> No.7354329

Start programming earlier.
Make any popular indie game and sells it on steam. (Super meat boy, Fez, Risk of rain, Paper please, FTL). Become a millionaire.
After then, invest money into VR and waifu simulator.

>> No.7354337

>>7347630
Start studying that chemistry and looking into intern connections in your church for the future.
Pharmacy, baby, don't bother with history or microbiology.
Please, stop procrastinating.

>> No.7354341

>>7349456
Beautiful

>> No.7354347

>>7351351
My heart weeps for you. You are strong, brother.

>> No.7354350

"Bamboozle a doctor into giving you amphetamines five years earlier than you would've as is."

>> No.7354353

>>7347630
I'd tell my 15 year old self to tell my 12 year old self to tell my parents to help teach me how to code.

>> No.7354442

>>7347630
Take more drugs at university. You're an antisocial fuck who needs more MD

>> No.7354453

>>7347640
Why?

>> No.7354483

>Start learning Spanish and Mandarin sooner
>Develop better study habits
>RuneScape turns to shit. Put down the pixel heroine needle now.

>> No.7354486

Read Reasons and Persons - Part 3 now.

>> No.7354525

>>7347888
This. Give myself the winning numbers for the week before that 600mm jackpot a year or two ago. Of course I'd have to trust 15 year old me to keep those numbers safe for 18 years.

>> No.7354723

STOP SCRATCHING THE THING IN YOUR FACE

>> No.7354935

Just fucking kill yourself. It's all downhill from here anyways.

>> No.7355401

>>7347697
36 doesn't get you into harvard.

nothing short of an IMO gold medal gets you into harvard or any top university for sure

>> No.7355404

>>7355401
different if you're a first gen mexican
>harder for the white man to be successful
>duhfckisthatshit

>> No.7355406

>>7355401
ah fuck, missed the hispanic part. I'm a fucking nigger dumbass cunt who can't read

>> No.7355668

Stop popping your fucking pimples

Stop playing your shitty vidya and git gud at math before it actually gets difficult

No, you're not depressed.

>> No.7355849

>Stop fapping and watching porn
>Fuck girls
>Don't let girls fuck you up
>Read more
>Get good at math
>Life's hard, stop bitching
>Invest
>They're not your friends, specially the skinny kid

>> No.7355939
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7355939

Look out for those niggers

[spoiler]I went to an all black middle school and high school, it was hell and I had no way to avoid it.

>> No.7355952

>>7353495
>GPA does matter.
>work a little harder to get that 3.0.

Are you stupid or is this a joke?

>> No.7356137

>>7355849
>>7348619
Expand on the "stop fapping"

>> No.7356146

Just ask her to a movie for fuck's sakes, it's not that big of a deal.

>> No.7356166

>>7347630
Its not worth spending the next 3 years in jail for.

>> No.7356183

>>7355939
Oh my god, did he die?

>> No.7356506

>>7348524
>Learn java instead of delphi

I know this probably isn't the case, but I'm imagining you're 18 now, and you learned delphi in 2012.

>> No.7356523

>>7356137
It's a waste of time

>> No.7356533

>>7356166
Story pls

>> No.7356544

>>7355952
I skipped a lot of classes.
Only did homework if I was interested, etc.
I guess it was pretty stupid to skip classes when I knew there was going to be a quiz.

>> No.7356565

>>7356137
go to leldit /r/nofap

>> No.7356611

>>7351207
>Stop popping your zits, that shit leaves scars.
That's a myth anon...especially the SCARES COME THROUGH LATER IN LIFE bullshit.

>> No.7356811

>>7350600
fuck you I almost cried and men don't cry goddammit

>> No.7356849

>>7347630
Don't drop out of high school. I was 16 but that's pretty much the same thing.

>> No.7356857

>>7347630
1. Get into math more.
2. Go after Erika or Sarah, and put fucking everything into it.
3. Stay off of 4chan.
4. ASK MORE GOD DAMNED QUESTIONS.
5. Ms. Soma a shit; drop her class.

>> No.7356859

Play soccer, do drama, and study for the SATs. Also consider how many nonwhites you'll have to deal with in engineering.

>> No.7357156

15 was a specific age for me cos I'd moved schools/houses 4 times in a year and my mum left my stepdad, so much potential;

>"man up, bitch"
>those PT/nutrition sessions at the gym your mum payed for, would be a good fucking idea for you to keep at them
>asking the under accomplishing IT student-teacher to tutor you programming at lunch times was also a good fucking idea, stay at it for longer than three weeks you dingus
>growing your hair out was cool but really you should grow your personality out too
>don't fucking smoke weed, it's really not worth it
>drinkings fine though, you're a good drunk
>get a job with that telesales comp asap, don't quit for 'exam revision'
>especially don't drop out of 6th form cos you've got into a load of pseudo-philosophy and you think you're the only person ever to have existed that thinks nothing means anything
>yes, those girls are flirting with you
>keep playing halo 3 online, it helps your social skills and it won't ever feel the same in the future

Anyone else tfw the things that seem like a looming black cloud spanning an infinite horizon in your life now were issues that would've required no more than a change of thought pattern for a few seconds back then?

>> No.7357344

>>7347630
I was getting into programming around that time, so nothing, as it eventually led me to pure math.

>> No.7357374

>don't bother with that fat chick, you're into dicks
>here's how to hit stuff with a hammer for fun and profit
>sugar cubes are a very imprecise medium for dosing LSD, the chemist will have fucked up his measurement somehow, don't watch TV that day
>Start using linux now, you fucking faggot
>burn that fucking guitar and get a god damned fiddle
>always have super glue in your medkit

>> No.7357503

go through with it. take the whole bottle. itll only get worse if you dont

>> No.7357524

I'm sorry i couldn't come back earlier... get help and maybe you'll make it. Other tham that, don't play WoW.

>> No.7357539

>>7349400
>having a family
>while still working on your phD

Oh man...

17k a year is fine if you live alone.

>> No.7357542

Don't ever fall into the friendship of a fundamentalist catholic.
The first cut is always the deepest- stop now, you'll regret this so much.
It's not natural to be antisocial, get over yourself and down to work.
Muslims will remain muslims and it's foolish to fall in love with someone who can never be bisexual, the sooner you get over it, the better.
Concentrate more on Maths than Physics, trust me it'll help.

>> No.7357548

>>7350701
You forgot that life in prison implies living in prison, with prison inmates, on a daily basis.

>> No.7357564
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Physics and programming.

>> No.7357570

>>7357156
> no more than a change of thought pattern for a few seconds back then?

Those thoughts patterns are sometimes more deeply entrenched than you imagine. Particularly if family history is coming into play.

>> No.7357572

>>7347630
I have only one thing to tell you, since I learned only so little in those past years:
"You're not really smart, actually, you're a retard in every relevant sense of the world. Behave accordingly.
The upside is, nothing you'll do will ever matter, so take some time fooling around. They're such a thing a dynamic, non-wasteful fooling aorund, find out what it is."

>> No.7358488

>>7347630
Save, study more.

>> No.7358667

It gets better. Don't fucking give up. This suffering is only temporary.

>> No.7359632

>>7347630

Do more math dipshit, being the best in everything but math does not mean anything.

This girl in your physics class, she likes you, why are you not able to see it?

You have shitty friends who are pulling you down, get rid of them.

>> No.7359642

>>7347630
I'm from the future, you should go to China

>> No.7359650

Disregard females
Study philosophy

>> No.7360829

>>7347630
>Dont try to swallow that penny
>Dont put that marble up your nose
>Here's a comprehensive list of when to lie and when to tell the truth
>Invest in Apple and Google

>> No.7360883

>>7357548
>>7357548
Not seeing an issue, highschool had lots of juvenile idiots that tried to hurt me. You ignore them till they leave you alone or you snap back in a manner that makes them think any aggression against you is has a negative ROI.

They can't really steal anything from me, as I would have very little and would just let them have any material possessions of mine because I don't need them.

Physiologic attacks, like name calling, shunning me and stuff seldom react with me. I don't really care what they think or say as long as it doesn't interfere with my training. Given my training is in my head or can done with basic muscle movements they can't really stop me. I could even go to solitary for some relaxation, and the guards have incentive to let me quietly go to solitary with a textbook.

Physical attacks, please look at it in perspective. I've been jumped by a street gang with baseball bats, which resulted in me I sending them to the hospital, after they broke my shoulder bone. In highschool Gorge hit me with his car, he had been threatening to kill me the last few days. Sure it messed me up, but I did a number on his car which he sold for parts as it was beyond repair. During my year long recovery I didn't wimp out and take those expensive pain killers the doctor keep trying to add to my bill, also keep going to school after they got them to discharge me early. After all pain is just in your mind, so you can ignore it most of the time. Not that setting your bones back while waiting for an ambulance is pleasant mind you, and major blood loss makes things tricky but thankfully backpack straps can be used as a tourniquet. Now that I think about it the prison guards would be better at stopping this shit, because that the job they are trained for, unlike the bad authority figures I have had in my life. Plus no cars in prison to get hit with.

Not seeing how prison inmates would be worse.

>> No.7360994

>>7348226
>"you can put your dick in between tits"

Nigger, I knew this when I was 7.

>> No.7361023

Don't fuck the second one dude. She is batshit insane.

And get apple action.

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7361041

Pick Linguistics, don't bother with anything else.

Also DON'T BE A FUCKING IDIOT YOU'RE GOING TO BE THIS CLOSE TO GETTING A GF SEVERAL TIMES WITH ACTUAL QTS, COLLEGE IS FUCKING SHIT THIS MAY BE YOUR LAST TIME TO FUCK A VIRGIN SO DON'T SQUANDER IT.

>> No.7361110

Start reading.
Stop eating like shit.
Start lifting. Holy fuck start lifting as soon as possible it makes everything better.
Don't worry about being fat, you're going to be tall as fuck and have a great time at college.
You suck at math. Give up on being an engineer and deticate yourself to your studies.
Don't work at Dunkin Donuts that place fucking sucks.

>> No.7361218

1)If you are already living with your aunt, stay with her, she's the closest thing to a mother you will ever have, so be fucking nice with her! Dad is a crazy mofo, he only cares about his younger doughter, despite the other sons he has, so be nice, respectful and stay with you aunt!!!
2)Read books! No matter the genre, just read things you like, so you will develope yourself better and be more proficient at the moment when you have to study. But, more important, to make, form and judge your way to see things.
3)Study maths, programming, and other languages(english and german)!! You know you like them and want to learn them, but you are scared that other may think that you belive yourself better or that you dont have what it takes.
4)Be yourself!!! Just be yourself, please, don't try to be a copy of someone else, don't be a mirror. You will suffer because you didn't achieve things like the others did. You are you, and some people will like you and some don't. And pleaaaase, don't give a fuck of what other may think of you.
4)Don't be afraid to face that fucking bully, you will have to fight sooner or later, kick his faggot ass for all the thing he did and say to you and that girl. Don't be afraid of pain, you will have worst thing to worry about. Stand up for what you belive no matter what!!! If you don't do that, you will become like him and you will hate yourself for that for the rest of the years.
5)Don't follow someone or something just because is popular or people around you do it, make your own decisions, faggot!
6)Try to understand that you have more chances and posibilities than your mother, aunts, uncles, grandmother ever had. Apreciate that.
7)Meditate, it will help you.
8)Do not fap too much.
9)Do some sports or lift weights.
10)Don't confuse dreams with fantasy. Never!!!

Just... just be happy, before you get old and angry because you didn't do the things you wanted to do, and then you die and (probably) nobody remember you.

>> No.7361233

DON'T BE A PUSSY, FAGGOT

>> No.7361819

>>7351795
I'm having a hard time understanding your complaint. Are you suggesting Brown's not good enough? I live in California and it's very common for kids to go to CC before heading to a 4 year school. If you want 4 years at Brown you can stay another year, can't you?

>> No.7361825

>>7347630
I'd give some advice about drugs since I was doing it wrong at the time:
>Don't take that lsd tab, wait for it when you're 20.
>Smoke less weed, take more xtc/mdma.

Some school advice:
>Your future plans will fail due to medical reasons, pick a more technical study so that you can start working when leaving highschool.

>> No.7361844

>>7347630
get off your ass and actually finish the shit you need to finish.
yes erryones gonna die, no shit will not get better so get off your ass, stop being a depressed piece of fuck since that shitter named your mother does not care and is gonna let herself die anyways because of lack of giving a shit.
seriously, turn the shit you do in, this will fuck you hard in the future when you legitimately continue to not give a singular fuck, even if you are the smartest damn guy in the school that makes your teachers look fucking stupid.
finally don't get too pissed off at your aunt for all the stupid shit she does, she dies too after a few years.

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>>7347630
You're going to go through some hard shit in the next couple of years, and I know you're going to feel like giving up. But please.

Fill out at least ONE college application.

(I'd also give myself a hug)

>> No.7361862

>>7360883
>Not seeing how prison inmates would be worse.

You could get a knife in your liver while several inmates are holding you and die a painful death.