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How do you cure cancer /sci/?

>> No.14706086

cancer is due to the natural random change in the molecules of life. you can never eradicate cancer

>> No.14707210

>>14706086
this

You might as well ask how to cure aging.

>> No.14709085

>>14707210
how to cure aging

>> No.14709169
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>>14706024
easy way: breed people that have family histories with low cancer rates
hard way: for every type of cancer, figure out the failure mechanisms that most likely lead to cancer, and genetically patch the problems out or add more cancer suppressing genes to make it less likely to happen.

>> No.14709171

Cybernetics

No flesh, no cancer.

>> No.14709221

>>14709085
Use two well known platforms for rejuvenation and memory transference through metamorphosis.

Respectively The Immortal Jellyfish: https://youtu.be/OgQAVlh6ewI
For rejuvenation.

And any common moth or butterfly:
https://youtu.be/uK_iZZ4Bx2o
For memory transference during a metamorphosis.

Both these creatures have abilities you require, both create pods for their transformation.

Withdraw the jellyfishes ability to restore the human body, its genetic code etc, and ask a powerful artificial intelligence to write an ad-hoc parallel to human functions (or do it yourself over a couple of decades if you're autistic enough).
Do the same for the moth/butterfly but specify you only want the memory transfer ability, and combine it with the rejuvenation ability inside an encapsulated biological reaction.
(a literal human cocoon)
Remember to specify the exact age you want the AI to write the specifications to.

Get your hands on a fancy bio-printer and CRISPr editing laboratory, then create what the AI told you to make from the schematics.

Enter the chamber and then get (most likely painfully) reconstituted to whatever age you set the parameters to, with your memories intact.

Make sure you keep an eye on maximum memory capacity and add in digital cyborg or biological solution to your body if you intend to not forget anything in your retardedly long existence.
This can range from making the brain slightly bigger after a few transformations, storing memory in a digital "brain" inside or outside your body, or fucking "magic". (idk)

If you did all that you will now be able to transform and rejuvenate into pretty much anything since the metamorphosis process can be hijacked further to include any body form.

Oh yeah.

And you can potentially live until the proverbial stars burn out.

>> No.14709232

>>14709085
>>14709221
Hydras were not used because the method they use to stay alive is only viable in water, whereas rejuvenation can be hybridised.
Crocodiles and lobster too were ignored despite their potential immortality because they literally get too big to feed themselves and die.

>>14706024
As for cancer, sometimes all you really need is to find it all with a massive scan of the entire body, and fire the goddamned laser.
https://youtu.be/OTd5dv3VDws

Good luck.
https://youtu.be/c7r8FKVMRPY

>> No.14709329

>>14706024
A bullet

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>>14709085
You could always ask God to magic away the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics

>> No.14709762

>>14709329
My powerlevel is too high for that

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>>14706024

>> No.14710554

>>14706024
THC
https://mahead.livejournal.com/12991.html
(don't fall for the cbd bait)

>> No.14712013

>>14710493
Oh shit, it worked. Thanks, doc.

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>>14706086
If that's true how come this thread gave me cancer?

>> No.14712825

>>14706024
>starve
>get a horrible fever

>> No.14712826

I know but I'm not going to tell a bunch of 20yo stem-lets

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14712833

Nuclear weapons. Vote for me if you want everything to go 100% by the book. If you hate the book, you probably won't like me.

>> No.14713603

>>14712833
>God makes it explicitly clear that he approves of post-birth abortions

>> No.14713627

>>14706024
rid your nation of all jews and cancer will stop affecting people there. america didn't have cancer deaths until after the massive wave of jewish immigration that took place around the start of the 20th century